Another game... I'm just too playful!
I think i've seen something like this on wither here or BethSoft... probably BethSoft.
The idea of the game is simple really. The poster (Me, to start) will post an ordinary screenshot.
People then can add a caption relating to the picture but the caption must be comedic... other wise whats the point.
After at least THREE captions have been posted from others, the OP can choose who wins. The winner gets a cake and it is then their turn to post a screenshot, or nominate another person to post one should they not have any screenies.
Okay... to start...
For those who don't know, the character is Lissa.
Well this should be fun. Lets see...
"The hammer? It was on sale!!!"
Yeah, yeah, I know it's a cliche...
But she does kind of have that "excited and talking about shopping" look.
I'm afraid my mind is in the gutter, and all my potential captions involve the concept of counter-weight.
"Little did Lissa know that the Pogo-stick of Sauron was lurking just behind her..."...
Well, I might as well throw a few more into the ring, since I'm here.
"Hello sir. Do you have a moment to talk about the Nine Divines?"
I think this makes her the TES equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness
"You mean I can save on both long distance and local calls if I switch provider?"
"Thank the gods you're here! Which way's the privy?"
Just 'cos of her arms. Looks like she's desperate
@Callidus - Awesome!! Just what I had in mind but couldn´t get out!
I got it.
"I'm so happy, I could burst!!"
Well done everyone! Some good captions; great ones even! However, I think the winner has to be this...
Ooopsie!!!... ...
So sorry everyone!!... ...
Erm...*Takes slice of cake and then shares the rest*...Go on, it's a bit rich for me all in one go... ...
It's the taking part that counts, so, should it be decided that mine is best in the future - it's cake all 'round for everyone!!!...Simply because I cannot post pics ...Should really have thought of that...
Hey-ho...
Soooo, if anyone else has got something, be my guest!!...
Cheers Rihanae though... ...
I'll try one of Buffy that I think is just begging for a caption: http://i.imgur.com/1la5XEI.jpg
Does it still count as Heavy Armor in that size?
"Buffy realised too late that the potion marked "Drink Me" was the one that shrank you..."...
Super-size me!
Ouch.
This one's a toughie.
It involves not staring at Buffy ( ) long enough to come up with something
Here goes...
Firing three
"Unfortunately, Buffy's disguise wasn't quite as effective as she'd hoped"
"How do you breathe in this thing?"
"Despite the sign's declaration, there was nothing common about this treasure"
And I apologise for the following:
"Golden Saints of Buffy's stature were in short supply."
"Getting armour in Buffy's size was a tall order."
And on a tenuously related note; does anyone else now want to see Buffy with a couple of Dark Seducers?
My goodness, so many wonderfully clever captions that it's hard to choose! I'm going to go with CT's though -
'Getting armour in Buffy's size was a tall order.'
Thank you to all.
CT, the cake is yours.
Thanks Acadian
Unfortunately, since pretty much the only pics I take are those of my characters, just to show what they look like, I don't have one that can be captioned.
So, like McB, I'm gonna have to throw this open to whoever has one handy.
Then maybe someone would like to caption http://i.imgur.com/mG3y1jW.jpg?
"Lothran's hair was purple, until he saw the price of ale at the Oak and Crosier"
"A Dunmer walks into a bar..."
"I'm sorry sir, but this establishment has a strict dress code."
"No sujamma, I'm afraid, but we do have a large selection of empty tankards."
"Sorry. No fur, no tale, no service."
"Talasma was glad of the empty tankards when she heard the words "Oh dear, I appear to have forgotten my pants." drifting across the bar..."
"Lothran had always refused to drink from the same tankard twice, luckily this tavern had many to spare."
Yay! More cake *eyes greedily*
Well it seems I am the 3rd console player to win this
So... If any PC player wants a slice, it's yours for the taking
No excuses, Vital! If Renee could take so many pictures of her TV with a mobile phone, why can´t you??
Well...
Ok 'rocu... Here's a pic ofhttp://imgur.com/wbvxpCo(my most recent Oblivion character)...
It's not great, but give it your best shots guys!!
"Do'Shakir thought about the dark place he had been to when he decided to work for someone who utilizes DiD."
"I'm dead? Are you sure?"
"Hello Ssssirrr...Can I perhapss interessst you in an encyclopaedia?..."
"Who you callin' milk drinker?!?"
A warrior does not fear death, but this one does not want to be reincarnated as an Argonian!
Great ones guys!!
Hard to choose but...
...
[ad break]
GHASTLEY!!!!
Here ya go
OK, I've linked to this one before, but let's try it embedded. It's from my Evergloam mod, that Grits is currently playing through before I release it. Clark is chatting with Azura on the terrace of her beach house in Moonshadow.
My original title was "Breathtaking view" so I'll expect something different.
"Must... keep... eye... contact..."
The remarkable thing was that using the Look console command actually does that! I was expecting to have to move her around in his field of view to get him looking in the "right" direction, but it just happened on the first take. Of course, Clark would have preferred more ...
*Azura taps her forehead* "Hey, my eyes are up here."
or
"Have you seen my blouse? Those mischievous winged twilights keep flying off with it."
"Mustn't . . . move . . . my . . . hands . . ."
"Ken approved of Mattel's newest scale of Barbie dolls..."
GIGGETY-GIGGETY-GIGGETY-GOO!!
My own caption was
"It's a simple quest. Do you really need me to explain it again?"
So I'm giving this to Acadian, as he's the only one to see things from Azura's perspective.
Thank you, ghastley!
Here's one: http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1100%20Series%20Screenshots/ScreenShot1140.jpg
"Superian thought that Buffy's shopping habit was getting slightly out of hand..."...
"Instantly Buffy remembered her favourite scenes from the LotR trilogy"
Eeep! Sorry, I sort of forgot this was open. I guess I was waiting for some more captions. I originally named that shot: 'Buffy finds a truck stop in the desert and parks Superian among the big rigs.'
I do like the new suggestions though. I'm going to pick McB's. Thanks so much!
McB, your turn to post a shot or open it up to someone else.
YAY!!...Cake!!... ...
Ta!...
I considered stealing a pic off of t'internet, not to pass off as my own, but just to use...There's some bloody strange ones out there, you know?... ...
So, I'll just pass over to one someone else has, I think... ...
Thanks again, Acadian... ...
I´ll takes it then. After all, I provided the other caption..
It´ll be interesting to see what you can come up with with http://i.imgur.com/PIRTCYd.jpg
Lothran had heard Rythe Lythandas really got 'into' his work, but he hadn't quite expected this.
Lothran had heard that Rythe Lathandas knew all the ins and outs of painting, but hadn't realised it was meant literally.
[this one's spoken by Lothran]
"Try your hand at painting", they said. "It'll be relaxing", they said.
Look on the bright side. At least it's not one of Escher's.
I'm so happy everybody is ejoying the thread!
This is a difficult one, but i'll try and come back to it! I may have started the game, but i must admit i am awful at captions haha
"Lothran had been warned that he kept painting himself into a corner..."
"Look what I've done with the mighty Blade of Truepaint!"
From the creators of Miami Vice, Cheydinhal Blues.
Thanks for all the witty captions, guys! And next time I wanna see something from the thread´s originator..
I think Mirocu is right. Each person can have ONE caption per day. Is everyone okay with this rule?
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i431/Rihanae/Oblivion2014-04-1602-01-34-76_zpsc87a3816.png
(I really should take more screenies. Haha)
"On a clear day you can see all the way to the bottom of the bay!"
So many pirates, so little time...
And thus the shipmasters of Anvil learned not to wolf-whistle as Lissa passed...
"Lissa made sure to only allow pictures to be taken from her left side to hide the embarrassing tattoo from her youth"
Oooh! So many great captions!
But, once again but never a bore, the einner has to be McB!!
*Bows*...You do me too much honour... ...
My thanks!...
Though once again, I take a piece - Mmmm, Victoria sponge! - and pass the rest around... ...
Who's got another one then?!... ...
I'll submit http://i.imgur.com/IKlMXef.jpg.
Hiding the skooma in the house wine had unexpected results...
"The 'Chorrol Style' dance had taken off in quite a big way..."
"He suddenly realized his arm pit odor maybe wasn´t the best..."
Buffy thought her simple jazzercise moves were easy to get the hang of. Obviously not.
After the fifth bottle of wine was empty, the dancers gave up wondering why they didn't fall over...
Fantastic captions, all!
That said, I'm going to give the nod and giggles to this one:
Thank you Acadian.
http://i.imgur.com/QMQuKOW.jpg
"Aela thought that Ungarion had taken his 'Hair of the Dog' hangover cure a little too far..."...
"You see, the key to a good pasta sauce is this..."
(Very nice pic, btw!)
"High five! Er... Four."
"'Everything in life that I really need to know, I learned from my dog."
I am going to have to go with McB on this one, and his hair of the dog concoction.
Take it away McB!
This sounds fun! I would like to participate but all I've got are screenies from Morrowind...
Wow... ...Thanks!...
*Om-Nom-Nom*...
*Surpresses burp*...
Aaaaamywho...Thanks again... ...
If you've got one, show it... ...
Oh, btw...I have no problem with screenies from other, older games...Acadian did one from an Elsweyr mod didn't he?.... ...
Though, granted this is in the Oblivion section for a reason... ...
It's all up to Rihanae though, of course... ...
*Points*...SCREENIE MEEEEEE!!!... ...
I have more interesting ones from Skyrim too. Maybe we need Caption threads for the other games? Or just to open this one up to everything? I am certainly good for doing either.
I too am up for whatever Rihanae would like. I do think including the other games would encourage more folks to participate and that's a good thing. Another question would be whether to include not only other TES games, but screenies from the FO series as well. Again, I think whatever Rihanae and others might want would be fine. I think what makes this thread nice and unique is its quest for humorous screenshots.
If the thread is opened up to other games, we could move it to the Fan Art section of the forum to reflect that change.
...Excellent idea!!...
Anyone got a screenie while we wait?... ... ...
http://i.imgur.com/b0dcgLI.jpg of Astarte is just begging for captions...
"Astarte had to conclude that the song had indeed, finally gotten on their nerves..."
"Do these arrows make me look fat?"
"'Tis but a scratch"
"I used to be an adventurer like you. . . ."
^ ^ ...Like them all, I do... ....
"... and when I asked if I could have my arrows back..."
I am going to have to give this one to Mirocu, and the perennial question.
Lothran found that eating magic beans before adventuring made it easier to see in those dark places...
"Who says there's no levitation in Cyrodiil?"
"Missile silo", it said on the door. Now Lothran knows what that means.
Lothran to Ayleids, one to beam up
Well I'm more than happy with including other TES/FO games into the mix
Should you want to move the thread, Acadian, you have my blessing ;P hahahaha
"The meaning of Lothran's cry of "'Ere lads, I'm well light, ain't I?" prior to his disappearance was still hotly debated to this day..."
So many good ones!! You people are the best!
I really had a hard time deciding this time ´round
SR -
Acadian - Levitation Act challenged
ghastley - Shouldn´t open such doors, right..?
McB - I have to admit, I didn´t quite understand your contribution Guess it´s because I´m not Welsh...
But the winner is Callidus Thorn for his Star Trek reference!
And remember now, mr Thorn. You can include other Elder Scrolls games as well as the Fallout universe
Heh heh heh...
CAKE!!!
Thank ye kindly.
And I still have no screenshot to offer, so I'll once again throw this open to anyone who does.
One of these days I'll have a screenshot/pic...
Here's one: http://i.imgur.com/OPetkvB.png.
"The Crazy Horses, Skyrim's Osmonds tribute troupe, stop to ask for directions..."
We are the knights who say, "neigh!"
We used to be adventurers like you. But the mages are worse than the archers!
"Got Apples?"
Oh these replies are great, I love every one! I’m passing the cake to ghastley for his twist on the classic. I had to scratch my head for a second on that one!
Here you go, ghastley:
Thanks Grits. And since she's properly beta-tested now, let's use Sjulki.
http://ghastley.org/Skyrim/Images/MjollHulk.jpg
"Everyone was surprised to see the Hulk´s wife in the bar on a Tuesday afternoon"
(Dammit I missed Grits´ pic! )
When Aerin said: "I have a little secret", it turned out to be much different than what Mjoll expected.
"Uh oh," she thought, "I should have washed that shirt at 30 degrees on a delicate wash..."
"I can never find anything to wear in my size!"
Ironically, while Sjulki turned green, it was her friend who was jealous...
"Mjoll had repeatedly tried to warn Sjulki that it was a Nordic city not a Nudist..."
Hard to choose, but I'm going with green.
Callidus Thorn gets the
You're right there 'Rocu.
But I plan to for thenext one I win
"I've been walking on the railroad...."
"...Finally, he'd hit rock bottom; off the rails; couldn't see the point..."
"Having defeated the first train, he stood on the tracks - awaiting his next rogue rail victim."
It's okay, no line was over stepped
It was just on the off-chance that he did have a screenie prepared for us
Anyway, there is no issue now
HOLY MUDCRAB! Another pixie I can't think of a caption for! I'm awful at this game haha
...and so he found his plans for Wasteland domination derailed.
Thanks to all for your captions!
Yum! Thanks, mirocu. http://i.imgur.com/oklqBMY.jpg
"Superian was the only one to notice the sudden arrival of Mummy and Daddy Triffid..."...
"Back off! I have a boyfriend!"
Even Superian cringed at Buffy's impersonation of a Legion Soldier.
Superian thought Buffy was taking her status as an honorary Legionary too far when she began shouting "Stop, you violated the law!" at the flowers trespassing on the lawn.
It's really amusing to read the captions.....one of these days maybe even I Will come up with something
Aww, thanks for such great captions, all! I'm gonna pick SubRosa's as my fave.
So, it is SubRosa's turn -
Since we are going to open this up to other games, http://i.imgur.com/BPcjQ5G.jpg of Le Chevalier D'Eon.
"The Chevalier thought there was something a might fishy about this..."
"Unfortunately he didn´t understand that the fish market wasn´t about selling to fish.."
I've heard of fish swimming upstream to spawn, but up steps?
"You think you had issues after drinking with Sam Guevenne... I got totally legless."
I am going with McB's fishy feelings about this one. So take it away Mc!
*Applauds self heartily*...
...
Oh, wait... ...
*Robert does dance of joy anyways*... ...
My thanks, the Awesome SubRosa!!!... ...
On to the next one then!!!...You people with the Pics you... ...
No One?
Well then, I'll throw another one out then. http://i.imgur.com/BHnBCuR.jpg
"Having been told at the Palace kitchens job interview that, "Cookin' doesn't get tougher than this...", Persephone thought it best be dressed appropriately...."
Now, where did I leave my purse and phone? I normally carry them in my hat but they're not there!
Persephone upgrades from Iron Chef to Mithril.
"Hey chef Ramsey, did you like my cooking? .....Are you having convulsions...?"
Now I've got both of the pauldrons, there's only the helmet to find!
I am going to have to go with Acadian, and his clever play upon Persephone's name. The is all yours Acadian!
Thank you!
Here's http://i.imgur.com/dJynpH3.jpg
"Don´t look at me like that, Superian! You can come with me next time!"
"Superian, how many times do I have to tell you? Stop saying, "Supersize me!" at the counter."
"Perspective is everything... Or Buffy is just a really small elf."
Thanks for the wonderful captions! I'm going to pick mirocu's because that is so close to what Buffy was actually thinking: 'After I make the place safe, I'll bring you in for the night.'
The size and perspective stuff is quite pronounced. It seems the further from the center of the screen the bigger things look. Superian is a leggy thoroughbred type of horse that stands 16 hands to the withers (5 feet 4 inches at the shoulder). Buffy (in her boots) stands 15 hands (5 feet) to the top of her head. So she is indeed small and Superian is pretty big, but not as extreme as that screenie would lead one to believe.
So, mirocu, your turn!
Thanks, Acadian! What I wrote was actually what I saw in Buffy´s eyes as she looks back at Superian
Oki, another pixie from me. http://i.imgur.com/QiMiRT4.jpg
Edit: The only ever I´ve bothered to upload on imgur that is..
'This is what I thought they meant when they said werebear.'
What up dog?
"The job of children's party entertainer in Morrowind was not for the faint hearted...Or the unprepared..."
"My plan to scare Dorothy is almost complete. Now to find a lion and tiger!"
I think I´ll give the back to Acadian as that caption suited the pic the most, but thanks to all!
Thanks for the *burp* cake, mirocu!
Here's one: http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1200%20Series/ScreenShot1233.jpg
Don't worry about the sniffing - he thinks he's a dog, just like http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Beewos.
Buffy suddenly realised she hadn't fed Chuckles this morning...
Sniffing out the neighbors
I'd like to make a complaint about those carrots you sold me. Superian didn't take to them very well!
"Buffy tried to ignore Lady Gaga's latest publicity-stunt attempt..."
Hee! Thanks everyone. The clannfear's name is Spike, and he'll sniff out anything in a skirt. Wonderful captions, but I'm going (again) with SubRosa for best catching my intent.
Your SubRosa!
Thanks A.
http://i.imgur.com/CMHPDMk.jpg from when I played Aravi for a bit in Skyrim.
And that's why little girls shouldn't eat Moon Sugar.
Kid must be from Morrowind...
"Khajiit thinks she should cut down on the ale...Seeing things, she is..."
Aravi, stop levitating the children!
I have to give the to McB, for his clever use of Khajiit third person speech if nothing else.
...Robert thanks you very much... ...
Delicious!!...As is the cake!!...WHAHEY!!!... ...
...
Aaamywho...
Once more, must thank you and offer the pics up again... ...Show 'em if you've got 'em!!...
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i431/Rihanae/Oblivion2014-02-2102-53-03-12_zps153d80a1.png
One of my favourites of the girls...
"We have PMS and pointy weapons. You have money...Think carefully..."
"Who were you expecting, the ninja turtles?"
This is a stickup. Your sweet rolls or your gold.
Charlie's Aedra
Wowzer... this was genuinely a tough one.
But I have to go with... SubRosa! Yours was actually what I was thinking when I posted the pic, so I couldn't help but love it, especially your clever twist on the name
Here is your cake! Enjoy
Thanks Rihane.
http://i.imgur.com/sEoAHWP.jpg is a recent pic of Persephone.
Hey, if dragons can do it. . . .
Persephone was working on her distance first; style points could come later.
"At the inaugural Skyrim High-Diving Championship, Persephone's 'flap like a terrified chicken' technique was not a hit with the judges..."
Unfortunately the song "I believe I can fly" had affected Persephone a little too much...
I think time I will have to pass the to Acadian, for his dragon reference. Take it away A!
Thank you, SubRosa! Yum.
Okay, http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1100%20Series%20Screenshots/ScreenShot1130.jpg
"Umm, don't waterwheels usually come with... water?"
"...And that is how it works...Khajiit though, is now waiting for the evolution of the giant hamster..."
"Buffy was a little saddened when she was told she wasn´t tall enough to ride"
Sorry for my delay in returning to this. Thanks for the wonderful captions. I have to select mirocu, as his 'too short to ride' caption really made me laugh!
Your cake, mirocu!
Thanks, Acadian!
Well, what can be said about http://i.imgur.com/Dtn8yW9.jpg?
Being from Morrowind, Lothran was glad for his skill with levitation.
Hey, who moved my ladder?!
Better watch that first step, it's a real doozy!
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
"Lothran's opinion of the National Trust's decree that the monuments shouldn't be climbed, was pretty obvious..."
You guys continue to crack me up..
This time I think I´m gonna go with Grits´ caption. It isn´t very nice to move an elf´s ladder like that...!
Thank you, mirocu!
Here's another one featuring King Coin's Aravi companion. (She's so photogenic! ) http://i.imgur.com/F38jzFY.png
While Aravi relished the milk, Lil wasn't so sure.
"The drinks were good, but if the mugs had been washed since the Oblivion Crisis was another question..."
"Thish one is Khashiit's besht fr'nd...Yesh...*Hic*...She ish..."...
What's in this? It is alive?
It comes in pints?
Is that a hair in my drink?
A Khajiit, a Bosmer and Sam Guevenne go into a bar ... stop me if you've heard this one.
Great captions, folks! It was close, but Callidus gets the cake. I got a chuckle since one lady’s hairstyle is in disarray and the other is covered in fur.
Sorry about the delay getting back here.
Over to you, Thorn!
Thanks for the cake
Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly, I haven't got even a vaguely comic screenshot I could throw out, so instead I'll pass it on to anyone who has one.
OK, let me throw in a nostalgic pic from the Wobbly Goblet. http://ghastley.org/oblivion/images/WobblyBoromir.jpg
I don't recall if this ever got into the version you could download at the Nexus (now named the Lucky Mudcrab), but each of the triplets had one item of clothing that you could pickpocket, even if she was wearing it. It did need a fairly high level of sneak.
'A cheeky Nord.'
"'The Dog Ate My Pants' is no excuse!"
I can't believe we wore the same thing, I'll just take of my pants
And to think when we first opened the inn I worried that we’d lose our shirts!
"Dear pants?"...
"I told you not to call me that in public..."...
"Ok, I will now tell you why I can´t honour our agreement and take off my pants too..."
I'm going to have pick Grits' caption, as that's exactly what happens to the other two.
to Grits.
Thank you, ghastley!
Now let's go back north. http://i.imgur.com/3ufbV70.png.
A nord and a dremora walk into a bar...
"Wow. This guy can certainly play dead"
Apparently that milk she was drinking is stronger than you'd think.
"Eric and Mabel struggled to decide who in the room might have committed the murder..."
*Dremora squeals in a girl's voice* "Oh a dead body!"
*Said by the Nord* What? That "arrow to the knee" story of his was driving me crazy!
Great captions! It was hard to choose just one. I really enjoy everyone’s humor.
The goes to McBadgere. It was the Dremora’s ‘Who, me?’ look that made me take the shot.
YAY!!... ...*Robert does dance of cakefullness!!!*... ...
Ta!...
With grateful thanks I throw the floor open to the next kind soul to furnish us with a goodly pic-a-turrr...
*Continues dance of cakefullness*...
I've got one. http://i.imgur.com/ilw77vn.jpg
This one thinks Kharjo's disguise is kind of creepy!
"Aravi had thought that splitting her nine lives into separate beings would be a lark; until she and Aravi-3 drew the short straw as their turn to hunt and cook for the remaning seven while they went off on the town."
When she'd asked the mage about his two-for-one special, this was not what she'd had in mind...
"Kahjiit realizes it may look stupid to worship fire, but Kahjiit still does"
Buy Acme Khajiit dust! Just add fire, and watch your friends be amazed as a brand new Khajiit grows before their very eyes!
I just hate it when another woman wears the same spots as I!
When should we tell him there are two of us?
Sorry for the long wait, I confess this thread slipped my mind.
I enjoyed everyone's suggestions, but McB gets to continue his dance of cakefulness.
*Does most grateful but careful movement of silage aching whilst continuing with the cake-grateful theme of things*...
...
Much ta, Money-Boy!!... ...
As ever, go for it!!, you excellent screen-grab people you!!!...
*Waves finger with excitement*... ...
I´ll takes it!!
What can ya say http://i.imgur.com/Dx0QxPD.jpg
Toto. . . I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
Nobody move! I lost a contact lens.
Uhhh... I left the ammunition in the bunker didn't I?
"Ssshhhh!!...Be vewwy vewwy quiet...Ah'm huntin' wabbit! Huh-huh-huh!..."
Yum, thanks! McB, since you got an honorable mention do you want to be the judge this time?
http://i.imgur.com/P9LEP41.png
"Huh. I thought they said it was an elephant in the room..."
Need to cut down on the ale. Seeing things I am!
Hircine really needs to step up his game...
It's certainly an effective disguise, but did you consider doorways?
A-haaaa!!!...*Applauds heartily*... ...Marvellous!!!...
All made me giggle...Nicely done...
Though McWife's late entry of "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose..." will not be counted, it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share... ...(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_iG3mjLTg)...
Also, I feel it my duty to inform that none of you won the $10 trillion bonus prize as you all missed the hidden gem of -
"ELKIE Brooks was overheard complaining to her friend about the weather. "But it's just a little REINDEER..." he says. "That's as maybe," she counters, "but it'll ruin the MOOSE in my hair..."
Anyways, to Gritseh's awesome picture...
For the winner, and the latest to do the dance of cake-gratefulness...Ghastley!! I choose YOU!!!... ... ...*Applauds heartily*...
Take it away, you Englishman in New York you...(or wherever you are...The joke wouldn't really work though... ...)...
( Searches his screenshots collection, trying to find one that's not too indecent. No, not that one, and definitely not the Tamriel Topless Team... )
How about http://ghastley.org/skyrim/images/highelfkids.jpg
"So my dressing up as a girl is going to help me get adopted how, exactly?..."
"Oh, it won't...Quite the opposite in fact...*Turns to prospective adopter*...Mr Spock!!...Oh Mr Spock!!..."
"Just another couple of average-size wood elves."
This is not thread bumping...Hell no...I'm just wondering who won that last round...
OR...
Alternatively...
Someone post a bleedin' picture?!!!...
...
Looks like he's in need of a bridge over troubled waters...
"Gerry was mostly sure that this girder was all he needed to protect him from the Mini-Nuke..."
He ate one bowl of chili, and Washington would never recover...
When all else fails, go for the farting and burping humor...
http://i.imgur.com/tL6xhIX.jpg
"Persephone's cry of "All Gods are bastards!!!" when her ball sailed into the water trap was about to come back and bite her..."
As Persephone celebrated reaching the green, Zeus reminded her that all gods and goddesses should use the black tees.
"Huh? When did I get blue balls?"
Wow, forgot about this!
I have to give it to McB. But I am not even sure when the last time he logged on was. I guess someone else ought to just post a pic, since he never does anyway.
Okay. I'll try one. . . http://i.imgur.com/WhNNMih.jpg
I used to be an adventurer like you, then a took an arrow to the *gaaaahhh*
I have to contribute with the obvious one; "Don´t send an elf where an arrow can go!"
"We're gonna need a bigger bow"
http://i.imgur.com/WhNNMih.jpg
Caption:
"Mph"
*grunt*
"Contact lens fall out. Must find..."
*CRUNCH!*
"GAAAAAAH!"
Gosh, that was tough! Thank each of you for the captions.
My original title for the shot was ‘One to the knee, one to the heart.’ I love SubRosa’s nod to the obvious ‘arrow in the knee’. And mirocu has astutely captured Buffy’s profile comment from the BethSoft forum. I also like Mustard’s foreboding reference to the movie ‘Jaws’. And finally, the forever madcap mishap minxishly mayhem that only a Maxical / mALX could create!
A close call indeed, but let me give the prize to mirocu. I confess I’d love to see a shot of dear Lothie!
I didn´t think I´d win this one since I was just quoting Buffy herself rather than coming up with something on my own
But before Acadian can revoke my winnings...
http://i.imgur.com/KGIFald.jpg
'The White Fox himself takes time to enjoy the custom head warming/massaging device he had recently installed in the guild headquarters.'
'Rocu won?
Well, I saw that coming.
As for a caption...
Very few who had not seen Lothran in private would describe him as a "hot head"...
Are you sure this will cure head lice?
"This is supposed to raise my Intelligence?"
Thanks for the contributions, folks!
OK, how about http://ghastley.org/skyrim/images/solstheimdragon.jpg
I have no idea why that NPC stood in front of the dragon to face the others. I wonder what she had to say?
"Well don't everyone just stand there. Someone take my picture!"
Right, now that the skeletal dragon's dead, I've got a bone to pick with you...
This is why dragons should never go on the Atkins Diet...
No, I don't have a shovel! Look, I told you, the bones will eventually just go away.
"How are we meant to make dragonscale armour now!?"
Given where she's standing, right in front of the dragon's head, I think Acadian's caption fits best.
My own thought was "A dragon behind me? I'm not falling for that one."
Thank you, ghastley!
Here's a http://i.imgur.com/VIkxWKd.jpg
Home, home on the range. Where the deer and atel- netches and ash hoppers play.
Do you have a non-smoking section?
Thanks so much for the great captions!
Heh, my initial caption for the shot was 'Toto, I don't think were in Skyrim anymore.'
And the winner is. . . SubRosa!
Thanks Acadian!
http://i.imgur.com/7MIN12W.jpg
'It's okay, Darryl. Let Serana handle this one.'
The vampire couple practices their dance moves before the Black and White ball.
I am going to go with Acadian on this one. Serana really took it away from there!
A Fletcher is the guy who makes arrows. The name comes from putting the fletchings on them. And if the Fletcher is a Christian, he also commits mutiny on the bounty, but that is a different story...
"Bang a drum for tomorrow
Bang a drum for the past
Bang a drum for the heroes that won't come back
Bang a drum for the promise
Bang a drum for the lies
Bang a drum for the lovers and the tears they've cried
Bang a drum, bang it loudly
Or as soft as you need
But as long as my heart keeps on bangin'
I got a reason to believe (I got a reason to believe)"
"Sorry, Bosmer. I don´t do requests."
Gosh, thanks for the great captions! I'm going to have to go with Bon Jovi SubRosa for the wonderful song lyrics!
Here:
Your turn, SubRosa!
http://i.imgur.com/T6oPh5Z.jpg
"Why don't you look at me like that any more? Just because she's 40 feet tall, and can't find any clothes that fit her..."
"what's that thing in the sky?"
"Damned if I know; looks like a really big bird, or maybe a..."
"Hey, it looks a bit like a drawing I made once. It was supposed to be a cow, but everyone thought it looked like a dragon..."
"Hey! Stop eyeballing mALX when she´s angry!"
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