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Posted by: minque Mar 29 2005, 09:53 PM

The new thread! Let´s continue, the previous got big enough!

The story of the previous thread (modified a little bit to make more sense):

Once a lad whose name was Oozae travelled far into the land without clean underwear and got himself stuck in a big scary cave containing a lot of purple witches all of whom ate green porridge, with chunked Ogrims with pierced nipples, servants of Molag Bal, so they asked the poor lad to give up his life to Crassius Curio, but instead he kissed his cheek and went far away in the big bad world to obtain an Ebony cuirass and greaves. For Dagoth Ur has been banished because he made everyone suffer greatly with his blightstorms intended to rid Cliff Racers from existance. Which is a relief to everyone except those who don't mind their screaming high in the mountains whose names awake dread and Undead from the depths of dark dungeons in the lands of blasted red ash coming from the ruins of ancient Daedric shrines buried in red ash-containing soil, cursed concoctions of magical spells used in times of death and corruption. For the guilty and the condemned will die twice and then awake only to find that they died one more time and roamed the West Gash region in pouring rain while being chased by a Nix-Hound in its skinnies, which made him get deathly ill with no cure, so he died in sheer agony. An Orc comes, loots his body, and then eats the found Crab meat over the body in shameless guily. Very scared and frustrated he walks from the scene to Dagoth Ur in delightful glee and says "how you doin'?". And Ur is a little horny like Crassius Curio and now I hit him a large trout filled with ice, so he becomes as gay as someone very gay called Crassius Curio before running off into the wilderness to find his little lost pony that ran away into the woods to find a place to hide from the Dremora that approached from the glowing portal of a tower in the middle of a big desert with no food or water, but it had a big tower that was evil and really big and utterly monstrous and really evil, which was cool. He entered the enormous front door and faced a gigantic frozen trout with twenty tentacles with clear sticky explosive bombs so he threw a small grenade at the tentacled trout and the trout exploded into millions of smaller trouts, into the floor of the dungeon where Ur was already dead but will rise once more to return to the big bad world in order to kill random people just for the sheer fun of seeing them dead, for he takes great pleasure in acts like these. But along came an adventurer by the name of Baron Von Muscles who had a freakin' big axe which he used to cleave people and throw their disposable heads at passers-by who looked like the Vampires to feast on living human heads that had been removed from their bodies by a big black saucy werewolf called Minque the Black Furry Demon of nasty death and terrible destruction who liked eating lots of large cows and people that were walking on a road leading to an escalator to nowhere, where they find a drop to some drunken mages, who cast lotsa fireballs, destroying all the clowns in dirty worn cloaks and large leather boots with pink straps, looking as if they also had fleas on their misshapened purple neckties which they had tied around their waists in an intriquate beautiful pattern.

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 29 2005, 10:09 PM

That attracted many

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:59 AM

undead spawning from

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 08:39 AM

The dungeons of...

Posted by: HappyAdolf Mar 30 2005, 10:28 AM

Kroz where some

(I remember a game called dungeons of Kroz, hmm...)

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 10:39 AM

Dangerous allies of...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 30 2005, 11:48 AM

a nasty demon

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 11:51 AM

Were wearing many...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 12:34 PM

enchanted pieces of

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 30 2005, 01:04 PM

purple glowing armor

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 01:15 PM

That looked like...

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 30 2005, 01:18 PM

lackerd guar brains

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 01:20 PM

The nasty demon...

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 30 2005, 01:21 PM

was wearing a

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 01:21 PM

Very large hat...

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 30 2005, 01:23 PM

that resembled the...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 01:37 PM

Nose of the...

Posted by: Elongar Mar 30 2005, 02:41 PM

...big, bad giant....

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 02:42 PM

Whose name was...

By the way, check out the first post of this thread. I added the story of the former thread to it.

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 30 2005, 04:30 PM

Bob the Bloody

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 04:31 PM

A huge fan...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 30 2005, 04:43 PM

of teh Mournhold

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 05:35 PM

Actors, whose salaries...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 30 2005, 05:39 PM

include daedric wazikashis

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 05:42 PM

Bob the Bloody...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 30 2005, 05:45 PM

was very hungry

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 05:52 PM

And while he...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 06:09 PM

had his supper

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 06:11 PM

He realized that...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 06:13 PM

it was poisoned

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 06:15 PM

While this doesn't...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 06:16 PM

affect him much

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 06:18 PM

We are still...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 06:19 PM

moving ahead westwards

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 06:29 PM

But a question...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 07:08 PM

about that guy...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 07:11 PM

arises: "why do...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:12 PM

we not have

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 07:14 PM

Stronger feelings for...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:15 PM

each others in

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 30 2005, 07:18 PM

the same toilet

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 07:20 PM

Or for the...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 07:21 PM

man over there

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:23 PM

who is wounded"

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 07:23 PM

Bob the Bloody...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 07:25 PM

is really bloody

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:27 PM

all over his

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 07:31 PM

Third leg that

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:54 PM

is hanging from

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 07:56 PM

His right eye...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 07:58 PM

like a dangling

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 08:00 PM

Disgusting rotten cadaver...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 08:18 PM

that got shot...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 08:25 PM

By James Bond...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 08:40 PM

and doubleO 56

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 30 2005, 08:46 PM

In the next...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 08:50 PM

chapter we will...

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 08:51 PM

know more of

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 08:58 PM

how this happened

Posted by: minque Mar 30 2005, 09:00 PM

in the first

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 30 2005, 09:07 PM

chapter of "Bobs...

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 30 2005, 11:08 PM

travels in Vvardenfell...

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Mar 30 2005, 11:43 PM

agaist Dagoth-Ur" by...

***names are one word smile.gif***

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 12:18 AM

Gerald Mc Doogle

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 12:45 AM

, who was once...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 12:53 AM

a big warrior

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 12:54 AM

who fought the

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 12:55 AM

bandits of Addamasartus

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 12:56 AM

. So Next Chapter...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 12:58 AM

[quote=Warsgoth]. So Next Chapter...[/quote]
huh?

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 01:08 AM

Well, we were talking about how muhc more we will learn in the next chapter, that was written by Gerald Mc Doogle, the big warrior guy who fought the bandits of addamasartus.

So, also what we will learn in next chapter...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 01:11 AM

is that Gerald

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 01:14 AM

and his army

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 01:17 AM

will fight the
------------------
he has an army now??? Gerald is mean't to be a lone warrior who cleaves things in twain with his oversized daedric battleaxe

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Mar 31 2005, 01:49 AM

hords but die.

***There Lonewolk I got it so Gerald is a loner.***

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 01:55 AM

So Gerald is
----------------------
hurrah. Thx Soulseeker

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Mar 31 2005, 01:58 AM

now alone and

***no problem-o LoneWolf***

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:03 AM

cleaving people in twain
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i know it's four words but i didn't want him doing anything other than cleaving them in twain

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Mar 31 2005, 02:32 AM

smile.gif twain???

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 05:48 AM

despite the pain...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 06:41 AM

That can be...

[quote=Soulseeker3.0]smile.gif twain???[/quote]

twain n. adj. pron. 1. Two.

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 06:51 AM

very sharp and

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 06:54 AM

Deleterious, not to...

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 07:36 AM

ignore if he

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 07:45 AM

Suddenly decides to...

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 07:48 AM

chop off his

Posted by: Elongar Mar 31 2005, 10:59 AM

...disgraced cousin's head...

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 11:03 AM

in order to

Posted by: Elongar Mar 31 2005, 11:06 AM

save his blighted

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 11:08 AM

wreck of a

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 01:50 PM

ash slave that

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 01:58 PM

was respawning again

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 02:00 PM

. The cousin, however,...

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 02:03 PM

didn´t want to

Posted by: Warsgoth Mar 31 2005, 02:04 PM

lose his head

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:10 PM

so he went

Posted by: ninja pirate Mar 31 2005, 02:11 PM

to a cave

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:13 PM

because he wasn't

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 02:31 PM

very afraid of

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:41 PM

big bad monsters

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 02:42 PM

that could be

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:46 PM

big and bad tongue.gif

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 02:50 PM

and hurt him

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:52 PM

causing him pain

Posted by: minque Mar 31 2005, 02:52 PM

in his entire

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 02:54 PM

body of great

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 03:13 PM

Mass and volume...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 03:15 PM

which was strange

Posted by: ninja pirate Mar 31 2005, 03:21 PM

becouse he was

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 03:31 PM

not normally strong

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 31 2005, 03:36 PM

but still he

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 03:36 PM

was magically made

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 31 2005, 03:43 PM

after he was

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 03:49 PM

magically killed by

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 31 2005, 03:49 PM

the archmage of

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 03:55 PM

the mages guild

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 31 2005, 04:16 PM

and he used

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 04:20 PM

the necromancers amulet

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 04:29 PM

To constantly regenerate...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 04:30 PM

his bloody health

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 04:30 PM

Since he had...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 04:32 PM

many gaping wounds

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 04:44 PM

That were as...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 04:45 PM

wide as a

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 04:47 PM

Drunken Ox in...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 04:50 PM

heat in summer

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Mar 31 2005, 05:23 PM

And you know...

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 05:39 PM

how wide they

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 05:45 PM

were because they

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 05:50 PM

stretch in heat
-------------------
i can't be expected to explain myself for this

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 06:08 PM

only when thier

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 06:13 PM

bodies go wonky

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 06:18 PM

do they start

Posted by: Wolfie Mar 31 2005, 06:22 PM

to expand like

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 06:34 PM

popcorn that is

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Mar 31 2005, 07:04 PM

very hot but

Posted by: jonajosa Mar 31 2005, 10:04 PM

Very cold at

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 1 2005, 04:08 AM

The same time...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 01:57 PM

for some reason

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 03:21 PM

popcorn tastes like

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 04:33 PM

banna flavoured pie

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 04:33 PM

and soft "geléhallon"...... wink.gif

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 04:46 PM

wich is not

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 1 2005, 04:56 PM

To say that...

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 04:57 PM

it is healthy

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 05:06 PM

so he didnt

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 05:07 PM

do anything at

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 05:08 PM

eating it but

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 05:09 PM

he went away

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 05:10 PM

to find some

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 1 2005, 05:13 PM

More candy for...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 05:14 PM

the little kids

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 1 2005, 05:23 PM

Living in a...

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 05:28 PM

dark mouldy dungeon

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 05:32 PM

owned by bob

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 05:34 PM

the builder who

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 05:37 PM

talks to construction

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 06:18 PM

people in the

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 06:47 PM

nearby town who

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 06:53 PM

where eating pie

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 06:57 PM

is the greatest

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 07:00 PM

jackass to ever

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 07:15 PM

have visited this

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 07:32 PM

dingy little world

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 07:33 PM

in order to

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 07:34 PM

kill very many

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 07:35 PM

ugly annoying people

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 07:36 PM

like Fargoth and

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 1 2005, 07:36 PM

all other Bosmer

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 07:37 PM

who like to

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 07:42 PM

annoy us with

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 07:43 PM

lost rings and

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 07:44 PM

money and other

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 07:45 PM

stupid things like

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 07:51 PM

clothing, weapon and

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 08:36 PM

i rather kill

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 08:59 PM

the one who

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 1 2005, 09:16 PM

stole my ring

Posted by: minque Apr 1 2005, 09:28 PM

to earn a

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 10:29 PM

a toy from

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 1 2005, 10:51 PM

the Morag Tong

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 1 2005, 10:53 PM

and its magic

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 1 2005, 11:05 PM

so powerful, that

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 01:55 AM

it did this

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 2 2005, 02:06 AM

and this and.......

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 02:18 AM

this to anyone

Posted by: Oozae Apr 2 2005, 07:54 AM

who hounded Oozae.

P.S I'm really glad to see my game's are so popular smile.gif

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 2 2005, 08:23 AM

And annoyed Crassius...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 09:33 AM

curio because he

Posted by: Oozae Apr 2 2005, 09:35 AM

Crassius because Crassius called people sweetie.

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 09:37 AM

and also dumpling *shudder*

Posted by: Oozae Apr 2 2005, 10:33 AM

[quote=LoneWolf]and also dumpling *shudder*[/quote]You might not have noticed, but I ended the sentence wink.gif

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 10:37 AM

ok then hows this?
----------------------
So now Gerald

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 2 2005, 10:48 AM

ate his shoes

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 10:54 AM

for no reason

Posted by: Oozae Apr 2 2005, 11:18 AM

, or so it seemed!

Thank's Wolfy smile.gif

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 02:07 PM

That they thought

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 04:49 PM

he was dead

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 2 2005, 04:53 PM

but now he

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 04:59 PM

[quote=Oozae]
Thank's Wolfy smile.gif[/quote]
uh....your welcome???why are you thanking me?
-------------------------------
arose from the

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 05:36 PM

[quote=Fuzzy Knights]but now he[/quote]

seems to be

(I´m soon gonna lock this so complete the sentence plz someone!)

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 05:36 PM

very scared about

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 05:44 PM

not being dead.

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 05:52 PM

He said "hey...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 05:53 PM

[quote=jonajosa]He said "hey...[/quote]
you were supposed to leave the sentence finished so minque could close the thread

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 05:55 PM

OK
----------
... thats real gay that we havre to close this."...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 2 2005, 06:01 PM

[quote=jonajosa]OK
----------
... thats real gay that we havre to close this."...[/quote]
there will more than likley be yet another one set up to continue the story

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 06:10 PM

I know i just did that to be stupid tongue.gif
Thats me.

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