The new thread! Let´s continue, the previous got big enough!
The story of the previous thread (modified a little bit to make more sense):
Once a lad whose name was Oozae travelled far into the land without clean underwear and got himself stuck in a big scary cave containing a lot of purple witches all of whom ate green porridge, with chunked Ogrims with pierced nipples, servants of Molag Bal, so they asked the poor lad to give up his life to Crassius Curio, but instead he kissed his cheek and went far away in the big bad world to obtain an Ebony cuirass and greaves. For Dagoth Ur has been banished because he made everyone suffer greatly with his blightstorms intended to rid Cliff Racers from existance. Which is a relief to everyone except those who don't mind their screaming high in the mountains whose names awake dread and Undead from the depths of dark dungeons in the lands of blasted red ash coming from the ruins of ancient Daedric shrines buried in red ash-containing soil, cursed concoctions of magical spells used in times of death and corruption. For the guilty and the condemned will die twice and then awake only to find that they died one more time and roamed the West Gash region in pouring rain while being chased by a Nix-Hound in its skinnies, which made him get deathly ill with no cure, so he died in sheer agony. An Orc comes, loots his body, and then eats the found Crab meat over the body in shameless guily. Very scared and frustrated he walks from the scene to Dagoth Ur in delightful glee and says "how you doin'?". And Ur is a little horny like Crassius Curio and now I hit him a large trout filled with ice, so he becomes as gay as someone very gay called Crassius Curio before running off into the wilderness to find his little lost pony that ran away into the woods to find a place to hide from the Dremora that approached from the glowing portal of a tower in the middle of a big desert with no food or water, but it had a big tower that was evil and really big and utterly monstrous and really evil, which was cool. He entered the enormous front door and faced a gigantic frozen trout with twenty tentacles with clear sticky explosive bombs so he threw a small grenade at the tentacled trout and the trout exploded into millions of smaller trouts, into the floor of the dungeon where Ur was already dead but will rise once more to return to the big bad world in order to kill random people just for the sheer fun of seeing them dead, for he takes great pleasure in acts like these. But along came an adventurer by the name of Baron Von Muscles who had a freakin' big axe which he used to cleave people and throw their disposable heads at passers-by who looked like the Vampires to feast on living human heads that had been removed from their bodies by a big black saucy werewolf called Minque the Black Furry Demon of nasty death and terrible destruction who liked eating lots of large cows and people that were walking on a road leading to an escalator to nowhere, where they find a drop to some drunken mages, who cast lotsa fireballs, destroying all the clowns in dirty worn cloaks and large leather boots with pink straps, looking as if they also had fleas on their misshapened purple neckties which they had tied around their waists in an intriquate beautiful pattern.
That attracted many
undead spawning from
The dungeons of...
Kroz where some
(I remember a game called dungeons of Kroz, hmm...)
Dangerous allies of...
a nasty demon
Were wearing many...
enchanted pieces of
purple glowing armor
That looked like...
lackerd guar brains
The nasty demon...
was wearing a
Very large hat...
that resembled the...
Nose of the...
...big, bad giant....
Whose name was...
By the way, check out the first post of this thread. I added the story of the former thread to it.
Bob the Bloody
A huge fan...
of teh Mournhold
Actors, whose salaries...
include daedric wazikashis
Bob the Bloody...
was very hungry
And while he...
had his supper
He realized that...
it was poisoned
While this doesn't...
affect him much
We are still...
moving ahead westwards
But a question...
about that guy...
arises: "why do...
we not have
Stronger feelings for...
each others in
the same toilet
Or for the...
man over there
who is wounded"
Bob the Bloody...
is really bloody
all over his
Third leg that
is hanging from
His right eye...
like a dangling
Disgusting rotten cadaver...
that got shot...
By James Bond...
and doubleO 56
In the next...
chapter we will...
know more of
how this happened
in the first
chapter of "Bobs...
travels in Vvardenfell...
agaist Dagoth-Ur" by...
***names are one word
***
Gerald Mc Doogle
, who was once...
a big warrior
who fought the
bandits of Addamasartus
. So Next Chapter...
[quote=Warsgoth]. So Next Chapter...[/quote]
huh?
Well, we were talking about how muhc more we will learn in the next chapter, that was written by Gerald Mc Doogle, the big warrior guy who fought the bandits of addamasartus.
So, also what we will learn in next chapter...
is that Gerald
and his army
will fight the
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he has an army now??? Gerald is mean't to be a lone warrior who cleaves things in twain with his oversized daedric battleaxe
hords but die.
***There Lonewolk I got it so Gerald is a loner.***
So Gerald is
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hurrah. Thx Soulseeker
now alone and
***no problem-o LoneWolf***
cleaving people in twain
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i know it's four words but i didn't want him doing anything other than cleaving them in twain
twain???
despite the pain...
That can be...
[quote=Soulseeker3.0]
twain???[/quote]
twain n. adj. pron. 1. Two.
very sharp and
Deleterious, not to...
ignore if he
Suddenly decides to...
chop off his
...disgraced cousin's head...
in order to
save his blighted
wreck of a
ash slave that
was respawning again
. The cousin, however,...
didn´t want to
lose his head
so he went
to a cave
because he wasn't
very afraid of
big bad monsters
that could be
big and bad
and hurt him
causing him pain
in his entire
body of great
Mass and volume...
which was strange
becouse he was
not normally strong
but still he
was magically made
after he was
magically killed by
the archmage of
the mages guild
and he used
the necromancers amulet
To constantly regenerate...
his bloody health
Since he had...
many gaping wounds
That were as...
wide as a
Drunken Ox in...
heat in summer
And you know...
how wide they
were because they
stretch in heat
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i can't be expected to explain myself for this
only when thier
bodies go wonky
do they start
to expand like
popcorn that is
very hot but
Very cold at
The same time...
for some reason
popcorn tastes like
banna flavoured pie
and soft "geléhallon"......
wich is not
To say that...
it is healthy
so he didnt
do anything at
eating it but
he went away
to find some
More candy for...
the little kids
Living in a...
dark mouldy dungeon
owned by bob
the builder who
talks to construction
people in the
nearby town who
where eating pie
is the greatest
jackass to ever
have visited this
dingy little world
in order to
kill very many
ugly annoying people
like Fargoth and
all other Bosmer
who like to
annoy us with
lost rings and
money and other
stupid things like
clothing, weapon and
i rather kill
the one who
stole my ring
to earn a
a toy from
the Morag Tong
and its magic
so powerful, that
it did this
and this and.......
this to anyone
who hounded Oozae.
P.S I'm really glad to see my game's are so popular
And annoyed Crassius...
curio because he
Crassius because Crassius called people sweetie.
and also dumpling *shudder*
[quote=LoneWolf]and also dumpling *shudder*[/quote]You might not have noticed, but I ended the sentence
ok then hows this?
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So now Gerald
ate his shoes
for no reason
, or so it seemed!
Thank's Wolfy
That they thought
he was dead
but now he
[quote=Oozae]
Thank's Wolfy
[/quote]
uh....your welcome???why are you thanking me?
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arose from the
[quote=Fuzzy Knights]but now he[/quote]
seems to be
(I´m soon gonna lock this so complete the sentence plz someone!)
very scared about
not being dead.
He said "hey...
[quote=jonajosa]He said "hey...[/quote]
you were supposed to leave the sentence finished so minque could close the thread
OK
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... thats real gay that we havre to close this."...
[quote=jonajosa]OK
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... thats real gay that we havre to close this."...[/quote]
there will more than likley be yet another one set up to continue the story
I know i just did that to be stupid
Thats me.
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~ Alexander ~
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