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Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 06:50 PM

Ok so here is the 3rd thread Iīm copying from the previous ones....

Sinder Velvin's Note: Slightly modified the text from the second one so it could make a bit more sense. wink.gif

From the first one:
Once a lad whose name was Oozae travelled far into the land without clean underwear and got himself stuck in a big scary cave containing a lot of purple witches all of whom ate green porridge, with chunked Ogrims with pierced nipples, servants of Molag Bal, so they asked the poor lad to give up his life to Crassius Curio, but instead he kissed his cheek and went far away in the big bad world to obtain an Ebony cuirass and greaves. For Dagoth Ur has been banished because he made everyone suffer greatly with his blightstorms intended to rid Cliff Racers from existance. Which is a relief to everyone except those who don't mind their screaming high in the mountains whose names awake dread and Undead from the depths of dark dungeons in the lands of blasted red ash coming from the ruins of ancient Daedric shrines buried in red ash-containing soil, cursed concoctions of magical spells used in times of death and corruption. For the guilty and the condemned will die twice and then awake only to find that they died one more time and roamed the West Gash region in pouring rain while being chased by a Nix-Hound in its skinnies, which made him get deathly ill with no cure, so he died in sheer agony. An Orc comes, loots his body, and then eats the found Crab meat over the body in shameless guily. Very scared and frustrated he walks from the scene to Dagoth Ur in delightful glee and says "how you doin'?". And Ur is a little horny like Crassius Curio and now I hit him a large trout filled with ice, so he becomes as gay as someone very gay called Crassius Curio before running off into the wilderness to find his little lost pony that ran away into the woods to find a place to hide from the Dremora that approached from the glowing portal of a tower in the middle of a big desert with no food or water, but it had a big tower that was evil and really big and utterly monstrous and really evil, which was cool. He entered the enormous front door and faced a gigantic frozen trout with twenty tentacles with clear sticky explosive bombs so he threw a small grenade at the tentacled trout and the trout exploded into millions of smaller trouts, into the floor of the dungeon where Ur was already dead but will rise once more to return to the big bad world in order to kill random people just for the sheer fun of seeing them dead, for he takes great pleasure in acts like these. But along came an adventurer by the name of Baron Von Muscles who had a freakin' big axe which he used to cleave people and throw their disposable heads at passers-by who looked like the Vampires to feast on living human heads that had been removed from their bodies by a big black saucy werewolf called Minque the Black Furry Demon of nasty death and terrible destruction who liked eating lots of large cows and people that were walking on a road leading to an escalator to nowhere, where they find a drop to some drunken mages, who cast lotsa fireballs, destroying all the clowns in dirty worn cloaks and large leather boots with pink straps, looking as if they also had fleas on their misshapened purple neckties which they had tied around their waists in an intriquate beautiful pattern.

From the second one:

That attracted many undead spawning from the dungeons of Kroz where some dangerous allies of a nasty demon were wearing many enchanted pieces of purple glowing armor that looked like lackered guar brains. The nasty demon was wearing a very large hat that resembled the nose of the big, bad giant whose name was Bob the Bloody, a huge fan of the Mournhold Actors, whose salaries include Daedric wakizashis. Bob the Bloody was very hungry. And while he had his supper he realized that it was poisoned. While this doesn't affect him much, we are still moving ahead westwards. But a question about that guy arises: "why do we not have stronger feelings for each others in the same toilet? Or for the man over there who is wounded?" Bob the Bloody is really bloody all over his third leg that is hanging from his right eye like a dangling disgusting rotten cadaver that got shot by James Bond and double-o 56. In the next chapter we will know more of how this happened in the first chapter of "Bob's Travels In Vvardenfell Against Dagoth Ur" by Gerald Mc Doogle, who was once a big warrior who fought the bandits of Addamasartus. So next chapter is that Gerald and his army will fight the hordes but die. So Gerald is now alone and cleaving people in twain despite the pain that can be very sharp and deleterious, not to ignore if he suddenly decides to chop off his disgraced cousin's head in order to save his blighted wreck of a Ash Slave that was respawning again. The cousin, however, didn't want to lose his head so he went to a cave because he wasn't very afraid of big bad monsters that could be big and bad and hurt him causing him pain in his entire body of great mass and volume which was strange becoase he was not normally strong but still he was magically made after he was magically killed by the archmage of the Mages Guild. And he used the necromancer's amulet to constantly regenerate his bloody health since he had many gaping wounds that were as wide as a drunken Ox in the heat of summer. And you know how wide they were because they stretch in heat. Only when their bodies go wonky do they start to expand like popcorn that is very hot but very cold at the same time. For some reason popcorn tastes like banana flavoured pie and soft "geléhallon" which is not to say that it is healthy. So he didn't do anything at eating it but he went away to find some more candy for the little kids living in a dark mouldy dungeon owned by Bob the Builder who talks to construction people in the nearby town, people who were eating. Pie is the greatest jackass to ever have visited this dingy little world in order to kill very many ugly annoying people like Fargoth and all other Bosmer who like to annoy us with lost rings and money and other stupid things like clothing, weapons, etcetera, and I'd rather kill the one who stole my ring to earn a a toy from the Morag Tong, with its magic so powerful, that it did this and this and this to anyone who hounded Oozae and annoyed Crassius Curio because he called people sweetie and also dumpling. So now Gerald ate his shoes for no reason, or so it seemed! That they thought he was dead but now he seems to be very scared about not being dead. He said "hey...

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 07:00 PM

Theres the last one.

Ended with- He said "hey...

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 07:06 PM

[quote=jonajosa]so we start with really bloody?
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because he said[/quote]

No plz read the last post of the prev. thread...Iīm copying full time but it takes a while!

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 07:50 PM

i dont like...

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 07:56 PM

to be dead

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 08:02 PM

while im trying

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 08:10 PM

to get to

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 2 2005, 08:13 PM

the chocolate factory

Posted by: darkcootie Apr 2 2005, 08:19 PM

because then I...

Posted by: minque Apr 2 2005, 08:41 PM

can eat until

Posted by: darkcootie Apr 2 2005, 09:10 PM

i get there.

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 05:22 AM

I like to

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 3 2005, 09:03 AM

eat some moon-

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 3 2005, 09:21 AM

Sugar because it...

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 10:10 AM

makes me strong...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 3 2005, 10:18 AM

But with the...

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 10:31 AM

disadvantage of the

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 3 2005, 01:42 PM

Reduction of my...

Posted by: darkcootie Apr 3 2005, 02:04 PM

big giant... feet

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 3 2005, 03:44 PM

Which became so...

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 3 2005, 04:15 PM

colossal that he

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 04:19 PM

couldnīt wear shoes

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 05:18 PM

and had to...

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 05:31 PM

walk around barefooted

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 05:31 PM

Now, that caused

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 05:32 PM

him some pain

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 05:33 PM

and agony so

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 05:37 PM

he decided to

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 05:38 PM

find a Wizard

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 3 2005, 06:02 PM

Back to me...

*please note that this is still in first person*

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 3 2005, 06:10 PM

so he can

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 3 2005, 07:56 PM

now go back

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 07:57 PM

to where he

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:03 PM

came from. he

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:05 PM

stopped for a

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:07 PM

drink at the

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 08:08 PM

pub because he

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:10 PM

was very thirsty

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:11 PM

and he ordered

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 08:12 PM

double shot of

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:12 PM

a big sujamma

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 08:17 PM

so he can

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:26 PM

get himself drunk... :embarrassed:

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:28 PM

***lol we are all over alchohol today***

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 3 2005, 08:34 PM

but the someone

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:38 PM

rised his voice

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:39 PM

and started a

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:40 PM

dirty rough fight

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:44 PM

that lasted for

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:45 PM

2 hours almost

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 08:46 PM

longer than the

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 08:47 PM

normally would have

Posted by: ninja pirate Apr 3 2005, 09:11 PM

becouse he normally

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 09:12 PM

would be drinker then

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 09:22 PM

than heīs now

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 09:28 PM

and he won

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 10:43 PM

a nice prize

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 3 2005, 11:06 PM

like a dremora

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 11:31 PM

that hasn't been

Posted by: minque Apr 3 2005, 11:39 PM

fighting for a

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 3 2005, 11:50 PM

a long time.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 4 2005, 12:22 AM

So he and


*whats the dude's name?*

Posted by: Channler Apr 4 2005, 12:44 AM

His powerful gaur

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 4 2005, 01:13 AM

named jonajosa after

Posted by: Channler Apr 4 2005, 02:17 AM

JonaJosa the 6th

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 4 2005, 03:03 AM

Dremora woshiping cultist.

***he he he biggrin.gif ***

Posted by: Oozae Apr 4 2005, 04:38 AM

[quote=Soulseeker3.0]Dremora woshiping cultist.

***he he he biggrin.gif ***[/quote]Dremora worshipping cult played boogers. (I have no idea what Boogers is biggrin.gif)

Oozae (I love the sound of my own name biggrin.gif)

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 4 2005, 02:11 PM

Boogers was a

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 02:19 PM

remarkable thing to

Posted by: funkymonkey613 Apr 4 2005, 03:26 PM

mention because they

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 04:30 PM

didnīt get to

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 4 2005, 04:35 PM

see him so

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 04:58 PM

sad and lonely

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 4 2005, 05:17 PM

soon he will

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 05:44 PM

start to cry

Posted by: Fuzzy Knight Apr 4 2005, 07:49 PM

but then go

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 08:01 PM

on with his

Posted by: Channler Apr 4 2005, 09:04 PM

santa stalking way...

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 09:22 PM

right on to

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 4 2005, 09:31 PM

the dead bodies

Posted by: Pinehead Apr 4 2005, 09:39 PM

While nobody was

Posted by: minque Apr 4 2005, 09:54 PM

really expecting this

Posted by: Channler Apr 4 2005, 09:58 PM

he pulled down

Posted by: Pinehead Apr 4 2005, 09:58 PM

The little idiot

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 12:29 AM

and started to

Posted by: Channler Apr 5 2005, 02:49 AM

touch his face

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 5 2005, 02:52 AM

with sharp pointy

Posted by: Channler Apr 5 2005, 03:12 AM

balloons with smily

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 5 2005, 03:28 AM

dwarves on them.

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:57 AM

All this made

Posted by: Oozae Apr 5 2005, 11:58 AM

drunken wolves very

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 01:35 PM

sober because it
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wolves don't get drunk. We can handle our drink far better than you puny humans

Posted by: Pinehead Apr 5 2005, 05:26 PM

hurt them like

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 05:29 PM

hell on a

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 08:58 PM

stick. I had

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 09:01 PM

no chance of

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 09:03 PM

getting some help

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:04 PM

about trying to

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 09:08 PM

put down the

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:13 PM

revolt on the

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 09:15 PM

banks of the

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:16 PM

odai, but they

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 09:17 PM

did not succeed

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:20 PM

because they were

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 09:22 PM

were too weak

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:25 PM

and the archers

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 09:26 PM

were strong enough

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:27 PM

to push the

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 09:31 PM

attacker's back. Terrified

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:35 PM

at the sight of thousands of arrows they ran as fast as they could towards the.........

Got carried away there.
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they ran towards

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:37 PM

the other guys

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 09:38 PM

in order to

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:38 PM

ok im stuck so go with the last post

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:38 PM

die upon spears

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:40 PM

that the Nords

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:40 PM

had placed there.

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:43 PM

They died in

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:44 PM

big ol' crowds

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Apr 5 2005, 09:52 PM

of fiddy people.

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:55 PM

So now they

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 09:56 PM

no where to

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 09:57 PM

go because they

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 10:01 PM

were surrounded by

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:02 PM

various nasty people

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 10:05 PM

and evil creatures

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:09 PM

intent on killing

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 10:11 PM

all of them

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:13 PM

in painful manners

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 10:15 PM

that only the

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:17 PM

most sadistic could

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:17 PM

most sadistic person

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 10:48 PM

would do. Finally

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 10:49 PM

relieved of their

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 10:50 PM

weapons the guards

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 10:51 PM

in perfect formation

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:51 PM

hacked them down

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 10:53 PM

consumed with a

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:55 PM

burning lust for

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 10:55 PM

revenge. Masking unbridled

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:56 PM

rage with their

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 10:57 PM

fierce expressions, suddenly

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 10:59 PM

they charged back

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 10:59 PM

they stopped because

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 11:01 PM

in the distance

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:04 PM

they could see

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 11:04 PM

there was a...

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 11:04 PM

huge ogrim moving

Posted by: minque Apr 5 2005, 11:05 PM

forwards on to

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 11:07 PM

the battlefield. Glancing

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:07 PM

left and right

Posted by: Pinehead Apr 5 2005, 11:08 PM

, but then getting

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 5 2005, 11:08 PM

(well that made no sense, I was too slow to respond)

ready for action

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:09 PM

they began to

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 11:10 PM

fire the catapults

Posted by: Pinehead Apr 5 2005, 11:12 PM

in the other

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:13 PM

direction because they

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 11:18 PM

saw another behind

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:20 PM

them and got

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 11:21 PM

ready to attack

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:25 PM

with great fear

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 5 2005, 11:29 PM

they charged the

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 5 2005, 11:33 PM

mighty beasts of

Posted by: Oozae Apr 6 2005, 04:12 AM

Oblivion. With horror

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 6 2005, 10:20 AM

in their eyes

Posted by: Oozae Apr 6 2005, 11:18 AM

the good people

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 6 2005, 11:25 AM

ran far away

Posted by: Oozae Apr 6 2005, 11:34 AM

from Sinder Velvin.

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 6 2005, 06:12 PM

[quote=Oozae]from Sinder Velvin.[/quote]

Since Sinder Velvin...

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 06:30 PM

is a frightening...

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 6 2005, 06:42 PM

Homicidal maniac who...

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 07:01 PM

has a desire

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 07:03 PM

to teach people

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 07:08 PM

to obey the

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 6 2005, 07:22 PM

Power of the...

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 07:31 PM

secret book in

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 6 2005, 07:41 PM

Which the ideas...

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 6 2005, 07:59 PM

of many great

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 6 2005, 08:39 PM

maniacs have been

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 6 2005, 08:43 PM

written for future

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 6 2005, 09:00 PM

refrence. Why do

Posted by: Wolfie Apr 6 2005, 09:07 PM

we have such

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:16 PM

unrealistic ideals that

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 6 2005, 09:20 PM

people get very

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:20 PM

prone to violent

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 6 2005, 09:22 PM

actions. Sometimes we

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:23 PM

underestimate the danger

Posted by: jonajosa Apr 6 2005, 09:25 PM

of the wild

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:28 PM

maniacs who will

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:29 PM

kill without contemplating

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:35 PM

of the risks

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:37 PM

involved. Savage creatures

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:41 PM

crawled all over

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:45 PM

the rotten carcasses

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:46 PM

of Sinderīs previous

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:47 PM

human form. Laughing

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:48 PM

out loud as

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 09:50 PM

he mocked pathetic

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 09:58 PM

at the carcasses ((donīt exactly know what mock means :embarrassed: ))

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 10:03 PM

mock = to make fun of

his cruel voice

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 10:05 PM

sounded out loud

Posted by: burntsierra Apr 6 2005, 10:06 PM

shattering the eardrums

Posted by: minque Apr 6 2005, 10:07 PM

of them all.






** Iīm gonna lock this one now....quoting the last 10 sentences first so we can continue on another one***

Posted by: Sinder Velvin Apr 7 2005, 06:38 PM

So many mentions of me! Lovely.

Posted by: minque Apr 7 2005, 07:25 PM

[quote=Sinder Velvin]So many mentions of me! Lovely.[/quote]

enjoy.....I get my share in another thread....

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