...daaamnit, now I have kitty barf all over the keyboard :/

[it can join juices, vine, breadcrumbs, dust, mineral water, mayo, sauce and everything else that's been falling onto it during last 6 years ]

Hey, I had a keyboard that survived many a pop spill.

Eventually the keys got so sticky my silly father put it in the wash instead of peeling away each part of the keyboard and cleaning it with denatured alcohol....

So he ended up destroying it more than the pop did. Good job, dad.

My keyboard is probably filled with dust, potato chip crumbs, and hair.

I still want my KFC bucket.

Hahaha! Funny! I once cleaned my keyboard with stripes of filter-paper......oh aye it was cat-barf! In fact I know all about cat-barf...Have you ever tried to clean the inside of a heat-pump from that stuff? I tell you it´s just soooo gross!!! yuck!

I don't clean my keyboard, period. Just wipe the dust from surface, on occasions. Wonder how it didn't mutate into something nasty by now... if this duel-slash-FreeForAll continues for much longer, I may use it as blunt melee weapon. >:D

Or you could make someone clean it, which is just as awful, if not more.

That's horrible! Not to mention it violates Geneva Convention... which is exactly why I'll do it!

Why not just pay someone? *Note: I'm expecting an answer that will override the sheer "Duh(ness)" of my point.*

Lord Rev, Pay?! Blasphemy!

Anyhow, I just noticed this:

+10000pts for you & your keyboard!

[voice=Homer]Mmm, potato chip crumbs...[/voice] *drools all over said keyboard*


This post has been edited by milanius: Sep 11 2007, 11:07 PM

*Is glad my cats only vomit in the corner or outside and only a few times before, infact I don't think one of my cats has ever vomited.

Oh, "my" cat has thrown up plenty of times....

Animals, they're almost as bad as people sometimes.

*nudges everyone with her keyboard*

This post has been edited by Zarrexaij: Sep 12 2007, 01:05 AM

*Rolls eyes* And this is coming from someone who has guy problems and complains to all of us. You can be my judge when you meet me in person, not too likely.

Most everyone else here is fair game unless they take offense. Anyway, I haven't ever seen a cat vomit, never had a pet aside from a couple goldfish when I was five or six (they only last for a day or so). However, I want to get a black, green-eyed cat when I'm out of the house and have a solid income.

I have cleaned my keyboard no more biochemical weapons. WOES!

...err, wait, there's still mouse and the dirt on it

*chases both Priest of Sithis & Lord Revan whilst swinging the mouse by the cord*

This post has been edited by milanius: Sep 13 2007, 05:11 PM

*Skids to a halt and allows for the cord to wrap around his hand...... mouse swings around to smack him on the forehead. Revan spits out some dirt, and wipes what's left off with his other arm.* You'll have to buy a new mouse, Mil.

*The mouse is indeed cracked from hitting Revan; who throws all of his wieght backward to pull Milanius off balance.*

*rofles as he shows the cracked mouse's brand to Lord:*
It's a cheap GENIUS crap, ~3$ per mouse >:P I have a ton of them ready here

*maneuvers out of Lord Rev's way, launching used mouse barrage at the same time*

This post has been edited by milanius: Sep 13 2007, 10:50 PM

Ahh, cheap crap off of newegg.

Newegg, how I love thee, just not how long it takes to [bleep]ing ship something.

Quick! Fling some kitty poo at Newegg!

I'd rather not.

I will ... but I'll spare us all the video of it.

Wait!! I like NewEgg! It makes a greedy comp tech hubby possible to keep in computer parts.