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mALX |
Aug 20 2010, 04:07 PM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 20 2010, 02:24 AM)  Whats a certified EMT and has two thumbs?
*points thumbs at self*
This guy!
Passed my nationals! Ah yeah!
Congrats Black Hand! ...uh...feeling funny...GAAAAH! ...need...EMT... * mALX turned green, grew humungous, tore shirt off... BLEAH! ... keeled over keyboard... * This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 20 2010, 04:08 PM
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Black Hand |
Aug 20 2010, 08:41 PM
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Master

Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.

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QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 20 2010, 05:07 PM)  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 20 2010, 02:24 AM)  Whats a certified EMT and has two thumbs?
*points thumbs at self*
This guy!
Passed my nationals! Ah yeah!
Congrats Black Hand! ...uh...feeling funny...GAAAAH! ...need...EMT... * mALX turned green, grew humungous, tore shirt off... BLEAH! ... keeled over keyboard... * Thats a Hulk problem, you may have been exposed to Gamma Radiation. We call Fire Department HAZMAT team for that! And for those not in the know, sorry, most people don't even seem too know what an EMT is around here either, lol. EMT= Emergency Medical Technician, like a paramedic but a much lower grade, in fact you have to be an EMT for a year before you can even apply for Paramedic School. As to what the difference is, its within the level of training and scope of practice. As an EMT, the rule of the thumb is I can only perform externally, I can't put an airway tube in, or an IV, though I may assist with them. I can perform CPR, splint fractures, examine trauma patients, etc. Mostly Im the paramedics gopher and delegate. As in "Go for this, go for that" and "I delegate you to do all the hard work!" QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 20 2010, 05:01 PM)  Good work, Black Hand! All that practice running an assassin must have paid off (knowing where vital organs and important circulatory and nerve centers are, etc.)  ....Yeeeesss...Who knew I would use my powers for good? lol Actually, in spite of my stories, my attitude towards human life is quite the opposite of an Assassin, I would never take a human life if I couldn't help it. Indeed helping people out of their worst moments in life is very fulfilling to me, emotionally and spiritually. Thats not to say I don't have a dark side, or interests that are best left in the world of imagination, the stories just simply let me express those energies.
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mALX |
Aug 20 2010, 08:55 PM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 20 2010, 03:41 PM)  QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 20 2010, 05:07 PM) 
Congrats Black Hand! ...uh...feeling funny...GAAAAH! ...need...EMT...
* mALX turned green, grew humungous, tore shirt off... BLEAH! ... keeled over keyboard... *
Thats a Hulk problem, you may have been exposed to Gamma Radiation. We call Fire Department HAZMAT team for that! I was swimming around in the irradiated waters of the Wasteland maybe? And don't worry if you knock someone's tooth out when forcing that tube down their throat to bag them - if they live through it they won't miss the tooth. My daughter was turned away from the nearest hospital because they were not equipped to handle it. She was bagged for an hour and three minutes and lived to tell about it (brain intact) thanks to the AWESOME EMT's that wouldn't give up on her! She has gone on to have another daughter, so two miracles came of those EMT's dilligent work on her.
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mALX |
Aug 22 2010, 07:08 PM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN

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QUOTE(minque @ Aug 22 2010, 01:59 PM)  We met This little sweetie today....Guess if I want her? My guess is that she is already at your home!
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Aug 22 2010, 08:21 PM
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Joined: 11-February 05
From: Where I can watch you!!

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Yeah Indra will probably sit here beside me in about three weeks from now!  She's just adorable! Purrs and plays with me..awwww oh treydoggie, it's a good thing Mrs T quickly found out about your little Princess! Antibiotics will do the trick, right Hautie, our own vet! Next week i'll go visit some more kittens, at a colleague who repetedly get kittens...very nice kittens they are, unfortunately there are no more males....so I don't know but there is a cute grey one that I'm interested in as a playmate for Indra... Who knows, I might start a cattery!!!!  .. Btw Indra is a real genuine Nowegian Forest cat...if anyone wondered
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treydog |
Aug 22 2010, 09:26 PM
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Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains

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QUOTE(minque @ Aug 22 2010, 03:21 PM)  Yeah Indra will probably sit here beside me in about three weeks from now!  She's just adorable! Purrs and plays with me..awwww oh treydoggie, it's a good thing Mrs T quickly found out about your little Princess! Antibiotics will do the trick, right Hautie, our own vet! Next week i'll go visit some more kittens, at a colleague who repetedly get kittens...very nice kittens they are, unfortunately there are no more males....so I don't know but there is a cute grey one that I'm interested in as a playmate for Indra... Who knows, I might start a cattery!!!!  .. Btw Indra is a real genuine Nowegian Forest cat...if anyone wondered Well sure. The only thing better than a new kitty is TWO new kitties! 
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The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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treydog |
Aug 23 2010, 02:26 AM
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Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains

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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Aug 22 2010, 09:23 PM)  I had good news today. My mother came home from the hospital after being operated on last Tuesday to remove the cancer in her right lung. The cancer was only in the 1st stage, and they are certain that they removed all of it. Tests of the lymph nodes they took out show it had not spread there, so *phew*.
That is such wonderful news! I know many of us were thinking positive thoughts. Thank you for letting us know.
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The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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