This is meant to be a place where you can talk about anything without having to stay on topic. Feel free to ask questions, to talk about the things in your life you like to share with your fellow-members. Or just step inside for a while, have a coffe and a good chat!
You may feel free to post whatever you like as long as it is within the rules of the forum.
But if the conversation degrades to spam, you will be treated as though you are spamming anywhere else on the forum. This is a thread where you can relax and talk about personal things, but it is not to be used as an excuse to make pointless posts.
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We had intended the coffee shop to be a nice place where people could talk about their daily activities and such, kinda like the Lurkers Lair on the Official Forums.
It didn't quite turn out that way though, people have been taking advantage of their freedoms in here, there has been a lot of spamming and even some flaming. We will not tolerate that any longer.
So unfortunately we've had to decide to increase the rules for this thread. Of course the normal forum rules still apply, but we'll elaborate here.:
1. No spamming.
We consider double posting and posting posts with only a few words to be spam. If you do that your post will be deleter or moved, do it too often and you might receive a warning for it.
We also consider chit-chat spam. This forum has a special chat channel for chatting, you're welcome to go there, and chat with other members or with the staff as we're always there, doing it in here is not allowed.
The address to that chatroom is:
W4O chat
And for assistence to use a chat like this, I recommend looking over this thread:
http://chorrol.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=248
Or contacting one of the Administrators.
2. No discussion of accounts or warnings.
There shall be no more discussion about members, about accounts, about how many warnings you've gotten or anything like that.
3. No trolling.
No posting of random nonsense, no posting of irrelevant things, no posting the same thing over and over just to get it noticed, no swearing or flaming.
4. No religion or politics.
No discussion about religion or politics is to be had in these threads. If you want to discuss religion or politics, please do make another thread, or if another such thread already exists, please post in it.
If you have a question about the rules of the forums, feel free to ask it to either a Global Moderator or an Administrator.
If you're unsure if something is fit to post here, it might be. Again best to ask a Global Moderator or Administrator.
If you're wondering how we think a Lair or the Coffee Shop should look like, what we do allow, then I recommend taking a look at the Lurkers Lair at the Official Forums.

So about 2:30 a.m., Princess Juneipurr shows up beside the bed and starts to meow. This is not the “I woke up and couldn’t find anybody" ‘mewp,’ but the serious meow. The one that says- “The house is on fire- The Martians have landed- That doofus Timmy is in the well again- We’re out of cat food.” You know- something important.

Recalling our recent unwelcome visitors, I get up to see what the problem is. Her Royal Mousity leads me to the den and starts to look intently at something on the floor behind my recliner. I squint (did not bother with glasses) to see what it is, fearing the worst.

It’s a bug. Maybe a quarter-inch long. I look at the alarm kitty. She looks back at me as if to say, “But it’s a SCARY bug!”

So I retrieve the Fluffy House Slipper of Annihilation and dispatch the threat. Then I tell the kitty- “Go to sleep."

You have so much to look forward to, minque.

So I retrieve the Fluffy House Slipper of Annihilation and dispatch the threat.

Those of us who delude ourselves into thinking we OWN cats must learn to accept the fact that WE exist only for the purpose of defending Ms. Princess Juneipurr and (soon-to-arrive) Princess Indra and (the already arrived) Queen Zoria from threats to their comfortable, luxurious existences!

There are three rabid cats living under my house right now. My girlfriend dared me to go in and beat one to death with a metal baseball bat that I keep around the house for protection.

I think one bit her...thank you for doctors. Then again...she is really sensitive when it comes to somebody attacking her so...should I really go in there and beat them to death with a baseball bat or just call the professionals?

You want me to piss near your house, ya gotta pay me first.