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Grits |
Jan 10 2011, 03:07 PM
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Joined: 6-November 10
From: The Gold Coast

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So I agreed to look after the science lab’s pet snake over the school break.
“This is going to be great! You’re going to love Flakey,” says Child 1.
“Flakey, that’s a nice name. What does she eat? Meal worms, crickets?” I say.
“Mice. Two every week.”
“Oh.” I’m thinking of Child 2, the rodent lover. “Do they squeak much on the way down?”
“No, because they’re frozen.”
“Micicles! Ha ha, that’s great. Phew.”
“She likes her food to be warm, so you have to microwave them.”
“Micro…what?” This is not good. I’m thinking there is no way to back out now without looking like a big baby. The science teacher is super cute, so this is not an option. I decide I will microwave the mice, throw out the microwave, then possibly burn down the kitchen depending on what microwaved mice smell like. “OK.”
“Ha ha! I was just kidding about the microwave. I just wanted to see if you’d do it.”
The things we suffer at the hands of loved ones.
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mALX |
Jan 10 2011, 04:20 PM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN

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QUOTE(Grits @ Jan 10 2011, 09:07 AM)  So I agreed to look after the science lab’s pet snake over the school break.
“This is going to be great! You’re going to love Flakey,” says Child 1.
“Flakey, that’s a nice name. What does she eat? Meal worms, crickets?” I say.
“Mice. Two every week.”
“Oh.” I’m thinking of Child 2, the rodent lover. “Do they squeak much on the way down?”
“No, because they’re frozen.”
“Micicles! Ha ha, that’s great. Phew.”
“She likes her food to be warm, so you have to microwave them.”
“Micro…what?” This is not good. I’m thinking there is no way to back out now without looking like a big baby. The science teacher is super cute, so this is not an option. I decide I will microwave the mice, throw out the microwave, then possibly burn down the kitchen depending on what microwaved mice smell like. “OK.”
“Ha ha! I was just kidding about the microwave. I just wanted to see if you’d do it.”
The things we suffer at the hands of loved ones.
Or as my older children used to say ... "Psyche !!!!"
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ureniashtram |
Jan 11 2011, 04:56 AM
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Joined: 12-October 09
From: The River Acheron to the Gates of Hell.

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*ears perked up*
Did somebody just said Lumpia and Halo Halo? Because if they do, they forgot to mention MENUDO, (yumx2) SINIGANG (mouth waters) and last but not least;
BIKOL EXPRESS. A train of deliciousness would deliver a 'caravan' full of tasty expression into your mouth (does this make sense?)!! That's why it's called BIKOL EXPRESS. Because one bite can make you say: Choo choo! (picked this line off of a commercial)
Or my personal favorite; CHAM-to-the-PO-followed-by-RADO. CHAMPORADO! Chocolate oatmeal, bebe!
Mmm... But Halo Halo, makes me wanna come..
To the kitchen and fix myself some food.
This post has been edited by ureniashtram: Jan 11 2011, 04:57 AM
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Djinn: What wish would you like to have, young master? Random dude: SUPA POWAZ! -- Djinn: Is there anything I could make true, lord? Old guy: .. Youth and charisma. -- Djinn: Your heart speaks of wanting. I could make it true, milord. Me: Hmmm. I wish to know what I want. Then you could hook me up in some insidious deal, spirit.
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ureniashtram |
Jan 11 2011, 04:25 PM
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Joined: 12-October 09
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Ha! Then you're one of the lucky ones! Here in Japan, we can't even get Ube! And, my dear mALX, Ube is one of the essentials of Halo Halo! The creme of the creme to us Filipinos! Oh, yeah!
Mmmm.. sweet, royal purple Ube..
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Djinn: What wish would you like to have, young master? Random dude: SUPA POWAZ! -- Djinn: Is there anything I could make true, lord? Old guy: .. Youth and charisma. -- Djinn: Your heart speaks of wanting. I could make it true, milord. Me: Hmmm. I wish to know what I want. Then you could hook me up in some insidious deal, spirit.
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mALX |
Jan 11 2011, 04:43 PM
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Ancient

Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN

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QUOTE(ureniashtram @ Jan 11 2011, 10:25 AM)  Ha! Then you're one of the lucky ones! Here in Japan, we can't even get Ube! And, my dear mALX, Ube is one of the essentials of Halo Halo! The creme of the creme to us Filipinos! Oh, yeah!
Mmmm.. sweet, royal purple Ube..
I wish I knew how to make it, I would be drinking it till I turned purple !!!
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Wrothken Bear-Scar |
Jan 12 2011, 04:19 AM
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Joined: 6-January 11
From: Shivering Isles

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QUOTE(Acadian @ Jan 11 2011, 04:25 AM)  Welcome Wrothken! You're not alone. Here:  Yay a coffee buddy ^^
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Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body I dont know, ask me why or I will spit in your eye-The Smiths Swamp-Hider's Tail Grab on for the fun!
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