BOLD: GAAAAAAAH !!!!!

A hearty welcome to you Rihanae!

I must be tired... I read that as "spunky"

No, you were just had by Foxy's mastery of psychic powers!

He can turn anything you see into something dirty!

mALX, the spork incident had me laughing, then Foxy’s “sporky ears” comment, too funny!

Hi, Rihanae!

Lucky thing for my sporky ears he didn't come in and say, "I hate trucking!"

I heard "brother trucker" from the back seat the other day, and I nearly drove off the road. Do not say that at school!! Yikes.

ROFL !!!

My brother let one out when he was in kindergarten, loud enough for all to hear. Of course my mom came to me asking "Where do you suppose he learned that?"

And he'll be thirteen in a couple weeks so he swears like a sailor in front of me and has been slipping in front of mom and dad. Oops

Foxy: I HATE trucking!!!

MalX: Wha...??? YOU hate trucking??? LIAR! I see you trucking all the time!!! I bet you even truck Servilia and her one eyed snake!

Foxy : Huh? Whadddaya mean - I aint never been to Spain or Seville and I dunno nuffink about Golf and one irons!

Malx: FOXY!!!! You...did WHAT with Spam to Sevilla while making her gulp what....while she was in IRONS??? YOU...you...sadomasochistic bondage PERVERT!!!

Fox: Yeah, I know, my sad old machine's on its last legs and band-aids ain't gonna work, and you're right, the parking is horrible too. I better buy a new SUV.

Malx: ARRRGH! YOU pee in the Ahsss!!! I will do NO SUCH THING!!!

** CHOKE ... GASP ... .... ... SPEW !!! **

Oddly enough, this is almost verbatum from Charlie Sheen's internet rant, shown on the Today show this morning. Have you ever noticed that we never see D.Foxy and Charlie Sheen in the same room?

He he he

But Foxy is smarter than Sheen, and probably better looking too.

And sorry, but while Sheen is just an ordinary guy, Foxy is special!

LOL...Smarter than Sheen, I have no doubt. At least until he drinks himself out of a $2,200,000.00 per episode job. Better looking? Well, have you seen Charlie lately? Larry the Cable Guy is better looking than Charlie these days!

URG! There went my Grits! (puts blue edit pencil away)


My Septims go on Foxy winning that contest.






Foxy

This post has been edited by mALX: Mar 8 2011, 04:23 PM

ROFL!!

Lol - [all mALX's responses were edited for possible "double entendre" and "dherty in-you-endo" content - nothing was left to print]


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This post has been edited by mALX: Mar 8 2011, 04:50 PM

Hey gang...I just found my copy of Morrowind GOTY Edition. I have some questions about it here. I'd appreciate any help y'all might have. Thanks.

This what-I didn’t-hear talk has sent me down memory lane.

So one fine day some time ago I headed to the local home improvement store accompanied by Grits the Youngest. This was when she had reached the age of curly-haired, doe-eyed, dimpled cuteness, right before we uncovered her true diabolical nature. We arrived at that golden hour when all of the contractor types have realized they forgot something, and they are standing in the paint aisle looking all manly. So there’s Grits, irredeemably blonde, sipping coffee from a large pink and green polka dotted cup, and carrying a massive, equally polka dotted handbag that a friend bought me as a joke. The purse has a huge pink bow, and Grits the Youngest is also decked out in all shades of pink. My point is, we stand out. A little. We reached our target area in the paint aisle, but I had to take a moment to check out the scenery. In a staid, old married lady way, of course. Grits the Youngest asks what we are looking for.

“Caulk,” I tell her absently, trying to look out the corner of my eye. Mmmm.

“Caulk!” she pipes in her little kid voice. The men around me visibly flinch.

“That’s a funny word. Caulk!” she continues. My mind quit working when I started checking out the guys, plus I might have inhaled some coffee at this point. So my reaction time is slow.

“Caulk, caulk, caulk! I love to say caulk.”

I don’t have a free hand to put over her mouth. “Stop saying caulk,” I hiss.

“Why?” she starts, but by then I have decided to cut and run. I guess she followed me, because we still have her.

It is clear that your youngest sister has the spiritual DNA of Foxy in her.