I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have missed that.

My husband gets up in the middle of the night sometimes and cooks and eats a full meal (like as if he didn't eat one at dinner time - like you starved him or something, but you know he ate like a horse at dinnertime).

Sleep cooking, yikes!! I wonder what tonight will bring.

Sleep cooking, yikes!! I wonder what tonight will bring.

Looks like gravy steaks, that is what is open in the fridge. (the steaks, he makes the gravy with the juices in the pan after the steak is done). Corn-on-the-cob - maybe a salad with it. That's my bet, any takers? ROFL !!!

Hmm, sounds a bit like me!



I'll be right over with a nice Pinot Noir!

I'm not going to bother with all the quotes, but the whole sleep/shower/cooking thing is hilarious. You all crack me up!

Lol, it's the truth! He is now working 2nd shift, so gets home after midnight. Watches his Tivo sports updates for a couple hours with some Buds, then eats around two platefulls of the meal I made for dinner (warmed). Goes to bed between 2-3 am - then gets up around 4. I hear the kitchen cupboards opening and closing, the microwave, etc. Get up, and there he is fixing himself another full plate of whatever - sits down and eats it in front of the Tivo.

That is only an hour or so after eating two full plates of dinner! Then at 6-7 he is up eating a big breakfast - like he didn't eat the equivalent of three dinners since midnight. Where does he put it all? I don't know, he never gains weight.

He was complaining that he never gets enough sleep - I told him I was going to fill one of those cement mixing trucks with food and just stick the hod in his mouth and crank it up so he wouldn't have to get up so many times to eat in the night to eat.

Too funny. Can we say "tapeworm"? What impressed me most though was that you knew what a hod is... I have worked construction all my life (well, until the last two years or so) and anytime I've used that word, people go, "Huh? A what?"

I'm going to pull on my veterinary hat and regard your husband as just another dog.

Uh oh, this doesn't sound good. All that food in a short period of time, constant hunger, and zero weight gain? 'tain't normal! I'm thinking a few medical conditions, all serious, that can cause this cluster of signs. Have you dragged your husband to the Dr. lately? Especially after the way you lost your ex.

Sorry to be such a downer, but I find such behavior/clinical signs to be unfunny after nineteen years of seeing pets too late for me to help.

Besides, he bites if I try to put a leash on him. (Seriously, he isn't one to be controlled at all)

Is there a chance he has Marfan's syndrome?

Besides, he bites if I try to put a leash on him. (Seriously, he isn't one to be controlled at all)

Honey, that's what muzzles are for. It works long enough to get him anesthesized for neutering and a nice big slug of Valium. Only problem with valium, it makes him even hungrier! It's like pot that way.

He's very tall, and has quite large feet. I just figured all that food filtered down those long legs and couldn't get back up again, so settled into his feet.

Besides, he bites if I try to put a leash on him. (Seriously, he isn't one to be controlled at all)

You know what they say about big feet...I wish I had big feet Alas, the future MrsOtherRick will have to settle for my size 9's.

You know what they say about big feet...

Big socks? Regular socks probably fit in the drawer better.

Now that is the truth - His are knee socks on me.