haute ecole rider: That was actually supposed to be Saya's shield that she parried with!

How did I miss that one? We will eventually see Saya in action. I can say that it should prove interesting.
Acadian: Yep, only Teresa could envy an old codger like Mad Josse. But at least she appreciates some of the finer things about civilized life.
Most of that gripping line just flowed out naturally as I typed. I am glad it works. See, Vincent can be honestly funny at times!
I laughed at your comment about Laberius. I am sure you know already that Pappy is not going to let him anywhere near the fighting!
McBadgere: Isn't Josse a fun character? I used to love Grizzly Adams when I was little, and he is purely (and I am sure obviously) inspired by Mad Jack.
Those Winged Twilights are in Morrowind, so you might want to try out the game sometime. You can summon them, although they are one of the highest level critters you can, so you have to wait awhile to get that powerful.
Yay, another thumbs up for Vincent's haft! That was a fun exchange to write.
King Coin: Drop your pricks was indeed my way of getting around the forum filter. I wanted to use the original, with the word that rhymes with socks. I am glad prick does not get censored.
Grits: Teresa's low self esteem is so her is it not? That is one of those things that just naturally came out as I wrote the scene. Teresa can always find a way to think less of herself.
I never thought of Laberius' name as being vaginal!

I just picked it from a long list of Roman names I have from my Rome Total War days. Maybe I should have went with Labienus instead? Or Vulvus?
Previously On Teresa Of The Faint Smile: Our last episode found the guild waking up for the morning and gathering for inspection. Teresa revealed the extra potions she had made for everyone, and passed them out among the group. Pappy also put the new battlemage to the test, and found that she did not panic or lose her temper when pressed. Saya also showed off by summoning a Winged Twilight, a Daedra race that serves Azura.
Chapter 43.6 – Hand of FireFinally Pappy led them from the guild hall and out into the street. Rather than take them straight to the North Gate of the city, he lead them west down Lady Street. In moments the Lucky Old Lady rose up before them, and Teresa lined up with the other fighters to kiss the bronze statue of the old woman.
"What on Nirn are you doing?" Their new battlemage stared at the mercenaries through raised eyebrows.
"Kissing the Lucky Old Lady is a Fighters Guild tradition," Ancondil explained. "We always do so before every contract."
"If you know what's good for you, you'll pucker up," Vincent chimed in.
"You just might get lucky if you do," Chance winked at the Dunmer. He leapt up to the statue. Wrapping both of his hands around the old woman's head, he gave her a long kiss on the lips.
After the Redguard clambered off the base of the statue, Teresa took her turn kissing the Lady's skirt. She was followed by Tadrose, and the remainder of the fighters. Even Mad Josse stepped in to lend his lips to the affair. Only Saya and Laberius abstained, in spite of further chiding from the guild members. Or perhaps because of it?
Returning back to Silver Avenue, they made their way north to the gates. The city slowly crept to life around them. Carts made deliveries of fresh milk and bread, and scattered pedestrians moved to and fro. Teresa looked for Gaius Prentus at the gatehouse, but there was no sign of the guardsman as the guild marched through the miniature fortress.
"I expect everyone to keep both feet on the bridge," Pappy grumbled from the head of the column. "You hear that Teresa?"
"I only jumped off once!" the forester exclaimed.
"
Teresa…" Pappy rumbled again.
Teresa pouted. She noticed that Chance turned to face Saya, who walked next to him. The Redguard held up two fingers on his hand, and silently mouthed the word "twice". The Dunmer held up a hand over her mouth, but the wood elf could still hear the trill of quiet laughter escaping from her ebon-rouged lips.
Teresa felt her face flush with warmth, and she stared down at the wooden boards of the bridge as they passed by underfoot. A comforting hand made a home over the small of her back, and she looked up to find Tadrose hovering beside her. Teresa fought the urge to snuggle close and lay her head upon the slightly taller woman's shoulder. Instead she simply allowed herself to smile faintly, and basked in the comfort of the vice-commander's touch.
Beyond the bridge, they found a line of wagons queued up along the Green Road. Several men on horses rode back and forth around the vehicles. They were clad in mail armor and were armed with lances, and carried either a mace or sword as a sidearm as well. However, their garb was not nearly fine enough for them to be knights such as Valerius. Nor were their mounts anywhere near the quality of the Colovian's coal black Falkreathean steed. Teresa imagined that they were mercenaries, hired to guard the train of wagons.
"This is our ride you meatheads." Pappy gave the hand signal for a halt, and the group gathered around him. "I've worked a deal with the leader of the caravan. They'll take us north as far as the mine, and in return we'll help defend the wagon train. Now I don't expect anything to happen on the first day. Lately things have been quiet this close to the city. So just hop on any wagon you want. We'll take turns on watch tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll have specific assignments for you all. Those of you who have horses, mount up and join us."
Ancondil, Valerius, and Laberius went to the
Bay Roan Stables, and returned with their respective steeds. Ancondil rode his blue roan Glacier, Valerius his high-stepping Fidelis, and the Lady's agent sat upon a tall white mount whose breed Teresa could not identify.
Mad Josse stood nearby with his mule. In the full light of day, Teresa finally recognized the brown skin and white muzzle of the animal. Now she remembered where she had seen him - and his master - before.
It had been at the end of Sun's Dusk, when she had gone seeking the comfort of a tree after Marius' death. The old Breton had made quite the scene in the middle of the street with the mule - named Number Seven as Teresa now recalled. Seven had stopped in the middle of the road and refused to budge another inch, much to the ire of Mad Josse. Teresa was thankful that she could not remember even half of the profanity that the Breton had leveled upon the recalcitrant mule. But Number Seven was not being stubborn today. Teresa imagined that he was glad to be out of the city and stretching his legs.
In the meantime the wood elf and the others on foot swarmed over the caravan. Teresa and Tadrose clambered aboard a wagon loaded down with barrels. The carter driving the vehicle explained that they were ripe Bravilian apples he was hauling to the Imperial City, and warned her and Tadrose not to let their fingers wander among his produce.
Tadrose only smiled at the Nibenean's remark. But Teresa could not help but remember the previous spring, and how an apple that she had found in a refuse pile had changed her life forever. Because of that apple, she had witnessed the death of a spy, was thrown in prison for his murder, met the Emperor, and carried the Amulet of Kings to the Grandmaster of the Blades. How different might her life have turned out, if she had not gone into that alley looking for castoff produce?
True to Pappy's words, the journey north was uneventful. There was not a single troll in sight, nor bandit, or even fugitive lich. The caravan moved slowly, and Teresa imagined that they could walk just as fast as the heavily laden wagons. In fact she saw Mad Josse doing just that near the end of the column, with Number Seven in tow.
Still, Teresa kept her feet in the wagon, for that let her sit beside Tadrose. She was glad for the Dunmer's company, even though with the carter right next to them they had no privacy. Still, they at least had the chance to hold hands for much of the way, in spite of the stares of the driver.
The next morning Teresa found herself and Tadrose split up, as Pappy had specific orders for which wagon each was to ride in, based upon their abilities. Teresa found herself in a wagon loaded down with crockery, driven by an Argonian who had little use for pleasant conversation. She spent her time watching the trees instead, ready for danger.
For by this time the villages they passed were no longer ringed by simple wattle fences meant to keep livestock in. Now they were fortified affairs, warded by ditches, dirt ramparts, and stockades of heavy timber. Pappy had warned them that attacks on these villages had increased in the last few weeks, and Teresa imagined that was why she saw few peasants outside of their walls. Those she did see were often shadowed by armored men wearing the surcoats of the Bravil City Guard.
Well, Teresa thought, at least they are finally earning their keep and doing something useful for a change. She imagined that did not sit well with many of them. Certainly not the ones used to collecting money from gangsters to look the other way. There was little need to bribe guards stationed in farming villages after all.
Near midday, the quiet ride was interrupted by shouts from the front of the column. Teresa heard the hoofbeats of galloping horses, and saw Valerius flash by in his glowing armor, lance held high. As the Argonian brought his wagon to a halt, she leapt to her feet in the cab and stared across the tops of the vehicles before her. At the same time her bow sprang from its
gorytos, and an elven swallowtail found its way to the nock.
She saw something happening near the head of the column, just beside the second wagon. There were men from the caravan there, fighting something she could not make out. All she could see was dark fur. Then the men fell back, and Teresa had her first good look at it. It was green and yellow, and its arms and legs ended with hooked claws. There was no mistaking it: a troll. As she watched, it beat its chest with oversized arms, and opened its jaws to trumpet a roar of victory.
Teresa raised her bow, only to lower it a moment later. For Valerius had galloped between her and the monster, lance now couched under his armpit. A moment later its point tore through the troll's flesh and bone as if it were naught but linen, and the beast fell to the cobblestones with a great rent in its chest. The footmen surged forward again, and their weapons rose and fell as they crowded around the downed beast.
Teresa sheathed her arrow and bow, and sat back down. While she was glad the monster was dead, she only wished that she could have been closer, so that she could have put an arrow through its heart…
"You have done our guild an excellent turn by recommending Sir Nasica to our ranks." Teresa turned to find Ancondil beside her, sitting atop his Quarter Horse. The Orisimer was clad from head to toe in his bronze Dwemer armor, and he balanced his heavy elven war hammer across his saddle before him with one hand. "He has certainly proven his worth today."
"Let's hope he is the last one who has to today," Teresa said. "Although I am sure we will all have that chance soon enough."
Ancondil nodded, and made a gentlemanly gesture of tipping the brim of his helmet to Teresa before riding back to his place in the column. They were on their way soon after, and Teresa had the simple satisfaction of finding the rest of the trip as uneventful as she had hoped for.
They camped outside of the village of Snorscombe as night fell, with the wagons of the caravan formed into a protective laager. Many of the villagers came out to meet them, accompanied by several city guardsmen. Teresa saw Pappy move to speak with the latter, and was not surprised by the animated discussion that followed. They were too far away to hear, but there was no mistaking the angry gestures made by their commander, nor the dark expression on his features.
"Looks like Valerius was right," Vincent's voice rose from behind Teresa. "The city guard is sitting this one out."
Teresa turned to the young Breton. Clad from head to toe in steel plate, an arming sword hung from his hip, and a shield was slung over one of his shoulders. Over his other shoulder he carried a pack and bedroll. Teresa was thankful for her Thieves Bag, which was large enough on the inside for her to carry all of her belongings, and small enough on the outside to not be cumbersome.
She followed the Breton to where the other members of their guild were gathering to set up camp. She barely had time to sit down with Tadrose when Pappy reappeared, followed by one of the villagers. The second man was in his forties or fifties by the peppering of grey in his otherwise black beard, and he wore the simple, dirt-stained garb of a farmer.
"Don't get comfortable Teresa," the Colovian said. "I've got a job for you."
Teresa rose to her feet and followed the guild commander away from the gathering of her comrades. "I need you to scout out the way ahead tonight. The mine's only a few miles from here, so we're going to be in action tomorrow. I need to know what's out there tonight. Verrius here knows the ground, so he can give you the lay of the land."
The farmer squatted down, and began drawing in the dirt with a stick. Pappy and Teresa went down on their haunches as well, and formed a circle around the crude map that the farmer scratched out. He started with a dot, and then drew a line that curved away from it. "This is Snorscombe, and this line is the Green Road," Verrius explained. Then he drew a second line that ran parallel to the first, and ended it with an 'X'. "This is a dirt road that runs off the Green 'bout three miles up. It goes for a mile, then ends at the mine."
"What's the land like?" Teresa asked. "All forest?"
"Up until the side road it 'tis," the farmer said. "Still trees there, but gets real rocky and starts to rise up into hills on the side of the mine. On the south side of the Green Road it drops down slow and steady, into a big basin that runs all the way down 'ta Bravil."
Teresa imagined that all the water must then flow down to the Larsius River. She could use the direction of the flow to help tell her directions. "Any other settlements?" she asked.
"Nay," Verrius shook his head. "Not till the
Inn of Ill Omen. That's a good day and half's ride west o' here, three on foot."
"I expect the most activity to be on the north side of the road," Pappy rose to his feet. "That's the side the mine's on after all. By now they must know about the village here, so they might try an attack tonight. So keep an eye out for war parties."
Teresa took one last look at the map, and rose to her feet with a nod. "If there is anything out there, I will find it," she vowed.
"Alright, go grab a few corn dodgers first." Pappy grinned. "I don't want them hearing your stomach growling in the dark."
Teresa almost smiled faintly at the guild commander's remark. She walked back to the other members of the guild, who had built up a roaring campfire by now and were cooking stew over it. Tadrose had a loaf of warm cornbread out, and broke off a handful for Teresa when the wood elf sat down beside her.
"Scouting mission?" the vice-commander asked. Teresa nodded as she unceremoniously dug into the food. She knew that Nerussa would be disappointed by her haste. But there was no time to be elegant. She had work to do after all, and the rest of the guild was depending on her doing it right.
After wolfing down a quick meal, Teresa rose to a chorus of well-wishes from her comrades. Tadrose rose with her, and surprised Teresa by giving her a quick kiss on the cheek. The forester felt her cheeks grow hot with color, and wondered what the rest of the guild might be thinking. But before her embarrassment could betray her, Vincent's latest one-liner rose from the assembled fighters.
"Hey, who knows what monster eats the fastest?" the young Breton said. "The goblin! Get it,
gobblin'?"
Teresa shook her head along with the chorus of groans behind her, and smiled faintly as she made her way into the gathering darkness.
This post has been edited by SubRosa: Aug 12 2012, 03:42 AM