QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 24 2012, 01:58 PM)

Earlier today I was letting the dog in the house from the back yard . As I held the door open, a big spider runs inside. What the hell.
QUOTE(Grits @ Oct 24 2012, 02:18 PM)

Yikes! Was it running away from your dog?

Did you get it back outside, or do you have to move to another house?
Or possibly:
Spider EliminatorQUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 24 2012, 02:26 PM)

It promptly ran into a crack that I am not going to get it out of. New house needed.
@ KC - Oh yeah, def new house if it is in a crack. It will come out sometime when you least expect it or are most vulnerable for it to bite you. I'd be filling that crack with oven cleaner, mace, perfume, etc. - and then standing nearby with Grits' "Spider Eliminator" for when it emerged !!!
@ Grits - I was pretty sure this was going to be a man with a match held to his butt in a scene something like "Blazing Saddles - 'More beans Mr. Taggart?'" scene. That thing it was (instead) was Awesome! I want one!
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This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 24 2012, 08:15 PM