I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED. All of y'all will regret me finding this lol

-prepares for the oncoming doom- I'm ready for it! Give me your best shot! I'm like a ninja -slips on a banana peel- DARN IT

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 5 2013, 07:08 AM

STOP THAT

Sorry, I couldn't resist

"With lightning speed, you run over to (target's name) and tape him to a wall."

"You draw your drawers and moon (target's name)."

I actually did that to a random guy in a MUD game called Aardwolf. The funny thing about it however were the other player's reactions!

#OccupyMcBadgere

Nooooo!!!... ...

Repel all boarders!!...

Protect all borders!!...

Michael Horden!!...

Horton hears a who!!...

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery ) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!

If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.

I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.

That's good. Leash laws are for the protection of the pet first.

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)

Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.

I used to scare the crap out of my mom when I was little. One method I used was hiding under the bed and waiting for her to come into the bedroom, and when she got close I'd reach out from under the bed and grab her leg and bite it.

I know what you mean when children hide to trick you and run into dangerous places. It's even scarier when they're your sister's children. I remember once my nephew crawled into a tree to hide from me, and I had the biggest panic attack of my life. My niece was in on it too, because she knew where he was and didn't say anything. Eventually when I went to call the police she told me he was hiding inside the tree.

That sounds pretty standard to me, except my children grabbed ankles without biting anyone.

My parents had to make a "no biting" rule in the house for that exact reason. I never used to punch and kick. I used to bite.

My son gets really REALLY quiet when he's doing something he isn't supposed to b doing. So I'll be really into my fic and since he's a good kid and stays occupied, I'm not up his butt too much. One day he found a purple marker, took off the cap and drew on himself.

We don't own any markers.

When they're quiet, that's when you should be suspicious. When my niece was about 3 years old, she had managed to open a paint can and spill the paint all over the floor. When we found her, she was making handprints in the white walls with black paint.

HEY GUYS! I'M ACTUALLY ADVERTISING AN RP! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! HAW-HAW-HAW!

Seriously though. For any of you out there who wants to try their hand in RPing, you are more than welcome to join!

I'd join, but I don't think I will have the time once this semester starts up.