I didn't say "stop that," I said "I'm so fat," LMFAO

Oooh! I thought you said stop that

I found my long lost wallet! And there was $3 in it!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 12 2013, 07:23 AM

My Internet is out and my tech advisor (The Boy) has gone to the beach for the weekend.

I'm about to go get the hammer.

Go to "Control Panel," then "Internet Options." Click to clean out all cookies, wait till it finishes. Click "OK."

Click once on the "Start/Windows" insignia in the lower left corner of your monitor. In the address bar type in %tmp%

Click on the little folder that shows up at the top of the "start" box. Select all, delete all it will let you delete.

Power down your PC and then unplug your modem (or Reset it if it has a Reset on it).

Wait three minutes or so, then come back and plug up your modem. Wait till all the lights have settled down and are lit across like they are supposed to be.

THEN (not before) power up your PC. Your internet should work now. If it doesn't, it is the IP address and Comcast (or your internet carrier) should be able to reset that.

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 13 2013, 12:34 AM

^^^I'd much rather buy a new computer.

Just kidding! -strokes computer keys- mama loves you, you gorgeous, resilient thing, you!

ROFL Your comment just made my day. I was in a pretty bad mood.

I was walking around treating everyone like This dark elf dude.


EDIT: This is the most disgusting soup I've ever eaten! I think I poisoned myself -vomits-

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 13 2013, 04:23 AM

I just cleaned sh*t off of my two year old. I left him downstairs with my husband for FIVE MINUTES so I could check my schedule for work and come back and not only has he SMEARED it on himself, but he took a few experimental licks of his own feces.

-pinches bridge of nose and sighs-

GROSS!
And be careful with bypassing the auto censor. You might get in trouble for that.

My daughter used to remove her diaper and "paint" the walls with it.

That's pretty nasty mALX. It must have been horrible cleaning that...

This is why I avoided my sister's children when they were using diapers. If I had stuck around, she'd make ME change them....

Speaking of [censored], the soup I made tastes like it...at least I THINK it does.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 13 2013, 04:31 AM

According to my MIL, my husband used to do that, lol. So while we were stripping my son of clothing for a bath, I looked him in the eye and said "HE LEARNED THIS FROM YOU!"

lmfao

Scrubbing and bleaching the walls was the easy part, but every single time she did it the crib/furniture/etc. had to be scrubbed and bleached too. And I couldn't potty train her to save my life. I finally paid a professional "potty trainer" - they had her using the potty within two weeks. No more wall painting.

That's...that's a thing? Oh praise the LORD!

Once I awoke to him sitting naked in his bed with a poopy diaper hidden under his bedsheets. I was like "Why would you do that?!" And he just babbled about Dora the Explorer.

That's when I lived in Miami Florida. Anything you want done there, they have someone that is a titled pro to do it for a fee. She guaranteed she'd have her fully trained in two weeks, but it took more like 1.5 weeks. She was well worth the fee.

How do you take screenshots in oblivion on a PC?

Go to Documents>My Games>Oblivion and open up Oblivion.ini.

Under [Display] find "bAllowScreenShot=0" and change it to "bAllowScreenShot=1"

After that the print screen button will take screen shots. I'm not 100% sure where it actually puts the screen shot files, but probably where ever Oblivion.exe is located on your computer.

You are right. It puts the screenshots in the Program Files/Bethesda/Oblivion folder. You have to move them to your gallery.

Another question: How do you do that in a Mac.

I'm about to google it but help would be appreciated...

You start by getting rid of your Mac...