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Elisabeth Hollow
post Jan 13 2013, 06:29 PM
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Once I awoke to him sitting naked in his bed with a poopy diaper hidden under his bedsheets. I was like "Why would you do that?!" And he just babbled about Dora the Explorer.

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He did! XD he spent the ENTIRETY of his bath last night recapping every single "Go, Diego Go!" episode he saw that day, sound effects and all. He's such a fanboy. I can't imagine where he gets it from. -wide eyed innocent look-


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post Jan 13 2013, 10:46 PM
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post Jan 14 2013, 01:28 AM
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post Jan 14 2013, 02:07 AM
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I'm glad to be done! Oh wait I'm in programming...


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post Jan 14 2013, 02:35 AM
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I hate math mad.gif

I'm glad to be done! Oh wait I'm in programming...


Good job! XD

Oh wait, I'm a cashier...

So I was busy editing something, and my son is lying next to me. He's being quiet, studying his hands and such, when all of a sudden he plops both legs onto the keyboard. I screech, of course, and he starts cracking up. I start tickling him and say, "Why would you do that? You're so silly!" and he's cracking up while I'm tickling him and he yells "Dude, STOP!"

I laughed until I nearly peed myself, lol


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post Jan 14 2013, 02:39 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 05:35 PM) *

QUOTE(King Coin @ Jan 13 2013, 07:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 13 2013, 06:28 PM) *

I hate math mad.gif

I'm glad to be done! Oh wait I'm in programming...


Good job! XD

Oh wait, I'm a cashier...

So I was busy editing something, and my son is lying next to me. He's being quiet, studying his hands and such, when all of a sudden he plops both legs onto the keyboard. I screech, of course, and he starts cracking up. I start tickling him and say, "Why would you do that? You're so silly!" and he's cracking up while I'm tickling him and he yells "Dude, STOP!"

I laughed until I nearly peed myself, lol



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I'm going to cry! I have so much homework my heart is racing verysad.gif

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post Jan 14 2013, 02:48 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 07:35 PM) *

Good job! XD

Oh wait, I'm a cashier...

So I was busy editing something, and my son is lying next to me. He's being quiet, studying his hands and such, when all of a sudden he plops both legs onto the keyboard. I screech, of course, and he starts cracking up. I start tickling him and say, "Why would you do that? You're so silly!" and he's cracking up while I'm tickling him and he yells "Dude, STOP!"

I laughed until I nearly peed myself, lol

Lol!

I was worried this was going to be another story involving fecal matter.


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post Jan 14 2013, 03:04 AM
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QUOTE(King Coin @ Jan 13 2013, 07:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 07:35 PM) *

Good job! XD

Oh wait, I'm a cashier...

So I was busy editing something, and my son is lying next to me. He's being quiet, studying his hands and such, when all of a sudden he plops both legs onto the keyboard. I screech, of course, and he starts cracking up. I start tickling him and say, "Why would you do that? You're so silly!" and he's cracking up while I'm tickling him and he yells "Dude, STOP!"

I laughed until I nearly peed myself, lol

Lol!

I was worried this was going to be another story involving fecal matter.

Not today. Not today XD he hasn't been out of my sight once! Except when I left to go get groceries and found his dad doing dishes and my son stripped of all his clothing in the middle of peeing on the floor.

Sigh. Does anyone have some Vicodin or something? biggrin.gif


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post Jan 14 2013, 03:14 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 06:04 PM) *

QUOTE(King Coin @ Jan 13 2013, 07:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 07:35 PM) *

Good job! XD

Oh wait, I'm a cashier...

So I was busy editing something, and my son is lying next to me. He's being quiet, studying his hands and such, when all of a sudden he plops both legs onto the keyboard. I screech, of course, and he starts cracking up. I start tickling him and say, "Why would you do that? You're so silly!" and he's cracking up while I'm tickling him and he yells "Dude, STOP!"

I laughed until I nearly peed myself, lol

Lol!

I was worried this was going to be another story involving fecal matter.

Not today. Not today XD he hasn't been out of my sight once! Except when I left to go get groceries and found his dad doing dishes and my son stripped of all his clothing in the middle of peeing on the floor.

Sigh. Does anyone have some Vicodin or something? biggrin.gif


Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.

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post Jan 14 2013, 03:30 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 13 2013, 08:04 PM) *

Not today. Not today XD he hasn't been out of my sight once! Except when I left to go get groceries and found his dad doing dishes and my son stripped of all his clothing in the middle of peeing on the floor.

Sigh. Does anyone have some Vicodin or something? biggrin.gif

Oh good, no poop, just... ...*sigh*

So glad that isn't me.

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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.

Dude, holy crap. blink.gif


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:06 AM
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My little punk is passed out on the bed wearing Justice League pajamas.

No matter how many bodily fluids he throws at me, I'll always love this little guy <3


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:12 AM
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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.


Were the stairs leading to the kitchen or away from the kitchen? Lol. Sorry you were hurt!


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:13 AM
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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.


Were the stairs leading to the kitchen or away from the kitchen? Lol. Sorry you were hurt!


The stairs in the kitchen that lead to the basement. So yeah, it's pretty much a kitchen related injury.


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:13 AM
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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.


Were the stairs leading to the kitchen or away from the kitchen? Lol. Sorry you were hurt!

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post Jan 14 2013, 04:16 AM
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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.


Were the stairs leading to the kitchen or away from the kitchen? Lol. Sorry you were hurt!


The stairs in the kitchen that lead to the basement. So yeah, it's pretty much a kitchen related injury.


I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:17 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 13 2013, 07:16 PM) *

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I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.


I'm fine. My back just hurts. I didn't break or sprain anything smile.gif


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:24 AM
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Hmmm, I fell down the stairs chasing the dog to put him in the cage so I could go to Walmart. I drove all the way to Walmart and forgot what I needed to buy, so I came back home and began working on homework.

I could really use an aspirin right now.....


Uuuhhh...my back.


Were the stairs leading to the kitchen or away from the kitchen? Lol. Sorry you were hurt!


The stairs in the kitchen that lead to the basement. So yeah, it's pretty much a kitchen related injury.


I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.

BAHA! -snort- -cough-


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:24 AM
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I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.


I'm fine. My back just hurts. I didn't break or sprain anything smile.gif


Next time you'll listen to me, lol. "Quit chasing dogs and driving to Walmart when you have an obscene amount of Math homework that needs done!" laugh.gif


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 13 2013, 07:24 PM) *

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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 13 2013, 07:16 PM) *

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I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.


I'm fine. My back just hurts. I didn't break or sprain anything smile.gif


Next time you'll listen to me, lol. "Quit chasing dogs and driving to Walmart when you have an obscene amount of Math homework that needs done!" laugh.gif


I'm the biggest procrastinator in existence.

I think what I needed from Walmart was important though..... huh.gif


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post Jan 14 2013, 04:28 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 13 2013, 09:24 PM) *

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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 13 2013, 07:16 PM) *

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I knew it would be, your horoscope every day should read, "Stay away from the kitchen!" I really feel bad you got hurt though.


I'm fine. My back just hurts. I didn't break or sprain anything smile.gif


Next time you'll listen to me, lol. "Quit chasing dogs and driving to Walmart when you have an obscene amount of Math homework that needs done!" laugh.gif

-buries face into mattress-

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