Trash cans sprout legs and run away screaming when I get in the car.

CLICKY

Greetings and happy belated holidays to you all! Words can't express how much I've missed being here so I won't even try. I know I have an absolute s***-ton of reading to do to catch up with everyone's stories and I plan to get started on that tomorrow. For now I just wanted to pop in and say hello! Again!

Woo Hoo- Destri! Welcome back! You have been missed.

Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. I'm King Of Beasts. I haven't been here for too long so I don't know a large majority *of the older members.

Even though I don't know you well, I'd like to offer you a warm:

Welcome Back

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 15 2013, 12:58 AM

DESTRI!!! Shrieeek! So wonderful to have you back!

This calls for cake!

Hiiiii! Nice to meet you!

WOO HOO! Destri !!!!!! (and ROFL on the Clicky!) You have been so missed !!!!! (assorted squeals and shrieks) Another cake is in order !!!!

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 15 2013, 02:41 AM

Thank you so much everyone!

Trey - it's good to be back. Now at least you know that you aren't the slowest writer in the forums anymore.

King of Beasts - Call me Destri. I loved the Stormcloak or Imperial topic you started!

Grits - OMG you're a Master now!! I have been away too long. Want to hear something funny? There have been mornings (more than I care to admit) when I wake up, stretch, look out the window, and think of Jerric. Is that weird?

Elisabeth Hollow - Likewise.

mALX - What would I do without you? No matter how far I stray, your WOOOTS light the way back home!

This post has been edited by Destri Melarg: Jan 15 2013, 02:43 AM

(not going to mention what we think that means, lol)

Call me KOB, or KoB. Either way spelling it is fine Destri, I don't really care

I thought that the Stormcloak or Imperial topic would be interesting to start. I know a lot if people who play skyrim are bound to debate about that, so why not have a thread for it here on the forums?

You'll most likely find a random poll I made in general discussion too

That Old Spice Guy...UNF lol

Destri! Welcome back, old friend. Once you catch up, have you decided if you'll continue Interregnum? Buffy still has warm cinnamon memories of musical sweet rolls and gets chills when she remembers getting sniffed by a dragon!

19 guests "registering." Hmmm.

If I said I've heard that before, would it be considered:

a. A lie
b. Bragging
c. A twisted reference to Hal-Liurz
d. Other

ROFL !!! I'm really glad something does, you can't imagine how missed you are!

Wait, wait! Let me guess. C? No d. Wait 10? Green. DAMN IT THIS TEST IS TOO HARD! I DIDN'T STUDY

WAIT A MOMENT! 10 isn't a letter

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 15 2013, 04:29 AM

Yup, mALX has great WOOOTS and when her headlights are on, she can be seen from a good distance.

-eyes nearly bug out of skull-

-puts blanket over head-

I'll be here...if anyone needs me...

Apparently the Marines missed the signs. My faith in them is sooo shaken...

This post has been edited by treydog: Jan 15 2013, 01:29 PM

Know I know to watch out for bright lights. It could be mALX in her car and about to run me over

Then again that's coming from someone who's always running over his neighbor's trash cans and lawn ornaments

Destri hasn't been on the site one hour and roiled the coffee shop into a hooters discussion! Where the H is Foxy to do damage control?