Eczema sucks big time. I get it if I go out in the sun for too long. I haven't gone in the sun except to go to work so I'm golden! Well... more of a shade of white than golden, lol

RAAAH! What happened to my avatar?



EDIT: I FIXED IT! for now

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 25 2013, 10:33 PM

You're insane! -eyeroll-

Ugh, I had four wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday. Gotta take out three more. I can't eat solid food, my face looks exactly like this guy. Which is funny because whenevr I get a text message, the ringtone is "giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygoo! Hey pickup your phone, I'm all giggity-out over here."

LMAO. But yeah, it sucks. Can't open my mouth all the way, my face is so swollen and it's friday. Friday! I can't go out and do SimplePickup when my face is bloated

/sigh. Well, I purchased my new PS3 so I guess I'll play Assassins Creed 3,, Farcry 3 and @SS Mass Effect 3 all night! The Trio Trilogy!

Ouch! I guess it's liquids for a while, huh? My wisdom teeth are still poking their way through my gums, so...just lots of aches for me.

Mine didn't hurt when they were sticking out of my gums, it just was annoying to know that food got stuck there. Nasty! Glad I took them out, but for now it's just water, juice and soup until my gums heal and closes, then it's off to regular stuff

There is literally nowhere for my wisdom teeth to go, so I should be expecting a visit to the dentist soon. I don't know what happens when there's no room. My husband has space for one or two more teeth, but not me :/

Do you get icecream?

My wisdom teeth just grew in. They don't bother me or anything and I have room for em' so I guess they're keepers.

Pull them out? I have seven teeth to pull out, and so far I only took four of them. It's always good to have a healthy mouth.

Yes, I do. My food(liquid) has to be cold. So smoothies, and Ice-creams and etc are not only acceptable, they're actually essential.

Mmmmm... smoothies...

Dear gods! How many wisdom teeth do you have? Bless your heart, that has to be painful! But looking like Quagmire - now that's pretty cool, lol.

I always wondered where mine went.

I was born without wisdom teeth (for those counting, I got 28-total), and for the longest time, the dentists were confused about when they would come in (eventually they agreed that I was a mutant and could consider myself the next step towards becoming an X-Man).

My mom liked to joke that it means I'll never grow into wisdom.

She realized the full implications of that once I realized that I would forever be able to "Think Like a Mad Genius."

I've just made this site ghetto.This is absolutely hilarious...

Seriously, stick a page through gizoogle.net, it's absolutely awesome. Preferably a story, that's quite something.

Jesus, I had four out a while ago now, in my 20s.
Had a local anaesthetic. I kind of enjoyed it actually. I kept the teeth in a jar for a while.
They were f*****g massive!!

OMG, that is hilarious! I put my last chapter in and nearly died laughing! Awesome site!


EDIT: * stomach hurts * Had to go back and read some more, I've never laughed so hard in my life!

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 26 2013, 03:52 PM

"Aravi up in Skyrim"

"Yo crazy-*** straight up race"

"Dodizzle In Skyrim (Spoilers)"

EDIT: I just tried to get onto facebook with that!

This post has been edited by King Coin: Jan 26 2013, 05:08 PM

"I’m sworn ta bust a cap up in you and any of yo' army I peep up in dis Palace. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch."

"Huh, biatch? What is you rappin' about?" Malan looked stunned. "Y'all KNOW dat $hit, muthafucka! Now what tha fuk burr gots under dat pussaaaaay tail of yours, Lass, biatch?

...Wished I hadn’t busted some lyrics ta his muthafuckin a$$ grill.

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 26 2013, 06:10 PM

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard!

MY SIDE!

I'd probably die of laughter if Maxical and Malan did that in the story.

"Lydia looked at mah crazy *ss straight up in tha eyes n' grabbed mah shoulders. "How tha f*ck do you be thinkin Uthgerd deals wit her emotions, biatch? How tha f*ck do you be thinkin Aela deals wit hers, biatch? How tha f*ck do I deal wit mine?"

Biatch shook mah crazy *ss gently. "This ghetto will keep on movin whether yo @ss is up in pain and not, whether yo' emotions is phat and bad. Y'all KNOW dat sh!t, muthafucka! Yo boat need ta quit blubberin like a infant n' biatch up!"

Biatch let mah crazy @ss go. "It's been two weeks now fo' realz. All you have done is sit around, moping, readin trashy novels n' smoke sweetrolls." Biatch poked mah belly. "Yo @ss is gettin soft. Da fiercest fightin elf I've eva kicked it wit besides Irileth is bustin up like a biatch over a funky-@ss boy!"

Lydia faced mah crazy @ss on mah bed n' took mah shocked grill tha f*ck into her hands. "Do you know what tha f*ck Nord dem hoes do when they is heartbroken?"

I shook mah head. Y'all KNOW dat sh!t, muthafucka! "I've never stayed around every last muthafuckin muthafucka long enough ta smoke up."

Lydia grinned. Y'all KNOW dat sh!t, muthafucka! "Put on yo' most laid back set of threadz. Yo @ss n' I is goin ta have some fun."

This post has been edited by Elisabeth Hollow: Jan 26 2013, 06:26 PM