LOL I think I've seen things fall from the sky randomly , never a horker, though!

If it was a Horker tusk with straps, it would have been more interesting.

EWEWEWEWEWWWWWW! That means someone lost it!

Face it Elizabeth Hollow, that was obviously a rare species of horker. -puts scientist glasses on- In fact, here's the info...

Scientific Name: Volantes Horkerrus

Slang Name: Flying Horker

Species Group: Arctocephalus Austrailus

Description: A wingless, flightless horker that may randomly take to the skies and fall to it's death. Despite its name it can't fly, but magical forces in its adrenal glands may be what cause it to be able to launch itself up into the air.

Diet: An elf named Kayla. May attempt to attack her from the air, but due to its inability to fly, it will most likely land in front if it's prey and die.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 18 2013, 04:30 AM

I was hoping for more tusk jokes.

I think everyone got the point!

Ok, how would you scold a horker?
Tusk, tusk.

Where did the horker go on vacation?
Tuscany.

What's grey and falling outside the Nightgate Inn?
The tusk fairy.

Want a horker joke? Ok:

A Nord and his pet horker walk into a tavern (now stop me if you've heard this one).
It's only about five bells, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching a brawl, drinking some ale, eating venison chops.
As the night moves on they switch to tankards of mead, knocking them back, one after the other.
Finally, the Nord says: "Ok (hic), one more round, then I've (hic) really got to go."

They get set up and knock them back. Suddenly, the horker falls over ... dead.
The Nord tosses some coins on the table, grabs his axe, and starts to leave.
The tavern keeper points to the horker and says: "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' here!"
The Nord turns, squints, shakes his head, squints again, and then replies:

"That's not a lion (hic), that's a horker!"

*Destri escapes out the back door*

This post has been edited by Destri Melarg: Jan 18 2013, 07:26 AM

@ jokes

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Do I murder you or do I fall over laughing?

The tusk jokes!


Perhaps dropped while someone was riding a dragon?

I’ve seen a dead mammoth by the porch upon exiting the Braidwood Inn. It was particularly odd because it wasn’t there when I went in. Everyone was walking around like nothing had happened, but there it was.

I have to write some of these down for Vincent's jokes in my next chapter of the TF!

My new thing of the day? I saw the sun! Seriously. I saw it. I've never just seen the sun all by itself in the Skyrim sky. It's always just slightly too clouded over to discern.

But I finally saw it, all by its round self! I stared at it until my eyes hurt.

-pats LS's head-

you're so pretty :]

This post has been edited by Elisabeth Hollow: Jan 27 2013, 05:20 AM

maybe these will help next time.

Sapphire: Well hey there. What can Sapphire do for you?

Nightshade, Orc Assassin:

I found a jar of honey the other day, somewhere in the Rift area. Yummy! Mycharonna made sure to grab it and brought it back to her main home: Anise's Cabin.

Kayla found one too! In Haelga's Bunkhouse.

She gave it to Lucia.

That's what happens when you pester me for gifts, child!! XD

Oh that makes sense. Mycharonna has been using that Bunkhouse as a place to 'hide' and sleep in Riften. So that's where she got it.

Did you get to give the honey to Lucia as a gift? Or did you "RP" it as a gift for her?

I gave it to her, lol. She was all "Thanks!" and I go "EWWWWW."

ON a side note, I just got ambushed by some cultist while trying to get the horn from Riverwood. I thought I had to finish the Alduin quest first.

Sweet.