He just didn't show up, mALX. We occasionally get those who think, "Oh, it's just a dollar store, I don't HAVE to be there."

Then again, my boss might have told him to stay home. Dunno. He was really out of it this morning. Either way, by the time the evening shift came along, I really had to use the bathroom, lol

Have you thought of going to a hardware store and buying a flusher thingy? Maybe her ape husband can fix the toidy. Tie a little bow on the flusher and give it to her with either flowers or candy. You owe her big time for the suffering she has had to go through over that broken toilet, lol.

Most likely? The sufferings I have to go through in retail XD

That there is the makings of a best seller.

When it comes to fixing things, her....um....pet ....is worse than me. The likeleyhood that I'll be able to fix the toilet is higher that the likeleyhood Donavan can.

And I did buy a new handle. Now we just need to find someone who can actually fix it.....

I'm sending you my book "How to fix anything around the house."

Thanks! That would be very useful

My friend can fix the toilet. I'm just waiting for him to respond bac to the e-mail I sent. Ive been too busy to call him or anything.

*oops, double post

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 31 2013, 06:26 AM

Today will definitely be an entry. Here's how it will go:

As I scanned and bagged the young man's items, I noticed he was staring at something at my shirt.

"Your total is $8.71," I told him. He continued to stare.

"$8.71, sir." No response.

"Your total is $3,000." whatever was on my shirt was very interesting. I looked down. There were no spots, no logos, nothing to attract his attention.

Then it dawned on me. He was staring at my chest, not my shirt. Apparently my chest is infinitely more interesting than paying for his candy and drinks. I sighed, trying again.

"I wrestled a bear once."

"That's-wait, what?!"

Ah, finally.

"I said, your total is $8.71."

He blushed. He paid quickly without letting my hand him his change. The next customer smiled at me.

"Rough day, honey?"

"Not as rough as that bear!" I teased.

She laughed. 6 hours until closing.

This would make an interesting book. Do your customers really do that kind of stuff?

EVERY.SINGLE. DAY.

Then there was the day someone threatened to beat my face in when I told her to leave.

The day I got spat on.

The day someone tried to climb over the counter.

The day someone raised his fist at me.

The short-change artists.

The co-worker who stole from the store, who also happened to hate me and made sure that the following week after my father's funeral, made sure I knew all anyone ever did was talk about how much they hate me.

The there was the boss who left me to work a 14 hours shift with bronchitis and sinusitis and a fever.

The guy who told me he's stalking me.

The old men who try to "persuade" me into "going on a date" with them... for money.

This is the same company, btw. I've worked for them for a year. You're nuts if you think this book isn't happening.

Ya'll can say you knew me when XD

And I'll still come on here!

And I thought when I worked as a mall security guard and a cashier at a gas station was bad!

I'm expecting a book from you

I miss my job as a balloon artist.

Before you ask, I made balloon animals for a living. That's what that is, lol.

Once I get the kinks worked out on the setting (Do I want it to be about me or a character, the age, etc etc) then I'll start.

For now, I'll deal with fanfiction because it's allowing me to see what I lack.

Which is a lot.

You're better with writing than me

A balloon artists sounds fun. It's better than getting screamed at by angry people in the mall, or getting balloons filled with nasty substances thrown at you because you wont give someone a discount on a pack of cigarettes.

That's a new one. I just had some lady start losing her mind and throwing the rest of her stuff at me, lol

When your a woman, people are a bit nicer too you. When your a man, especially if your me, you get really nasty stuff thrown at you, and really mean insults, over a pack of cigarettes or a chocolate bar.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 31 2013, 06:51 AM

...this is people being nice to me?!

EDIT: 3 minutes before midnight and my boss texts me. I'm hoping he was just asleep. I asked him if he still needs me, but no answer back yet.

This post has been edited by Elisabeth Hollow: Jan 31 2013, 06:58 AM

Right, this is my last rant about this...Simply because I'm sounding like a stuck record...

I have absolutely no problem with a second account...Makes sense, just so long as on yer travels you remember those log-in details as well...Makes absolute sense to have a back-up...

On, Darkness Eternal...While we have a major difference in philosophies, so much so that he decided to start taking pot-shots at me and declaring me to be "Bad People" - an irony, that I'm sure, is lost on him - I am 100% genuine in my admiration for the sheer volume of work that he has put in over the two identities...It is truly astounding...That it appears to all be brilliant writing is also worth admiring...I may envy his truly astoundingly bountiful supply of time - my 60 hour a week job/wife and two kids do not allow the luxury of it...But that he uses it to such great effect is brilliant...

Had DE made it clear from the start that he was writing one thing on one ident, an other stuff on another...

Again, not a problem...

Saquira and Saquin same person, different stories...No problem...

But DE didn't did he?...No, he posted reviews as the two...Sometimes one after the other...In fact, in Colonel Mustard's thread he's posted one as Lycanthropic Legend, posted another as LL, edited it clear - because I'm assuming that what was there was meant to be from the next person which was - Darkness Eternal...

And if you all knew...Why did everyone reply to them seperately?...I figured it out ages ago, I just didn't have enough proof...And I know that one other thought the same as me...

I've not got a problem with two identities, I just have a problem with lying...Either being lied to, or knowing that people that I respect, admire and think of as friends are being lied to and essentially, for months, getting the piss taken out of them...

Many bests...

Rob...(If I'm such bad people, why do you all know my real name?)...

Wait....what?!

I don't see the big issue here, Rob. It is only a second profile. I honestly do not believe that everyone should know about my dual identities, but I mentioned it anyways once and left it at that. People who read LL stories and my stories will know that we are the same people due to the writing styles and cameo characters, etc.

Yes, we differ in our philosophies. Tremendously so, but I still respect you and those comments were nothing but simple pokes at you. My way of teasing with people I should say. So I apologize if it seemed anything beyond a simple joke. Since I know we into those tiresome debates about good vs evil, dark vs light and yadda yadda.

In Colonel's story I posted two different reviews. I don't think there is a problem with that. But most of them are when he posts two chapters. I read one as DE, and the other as LL. Not an issue at all.

I never lied to anyone. I didn't go out and say that I am not LL. But neither did I deny any comments people made about me. It's just not that big of an issue for me to try and write it all in a huge paragraph. I mentioned it once and if a person didn't read it, well, that's unfortunate. I for one am not going to be expecting everyone to know about it.

There is no internet/forum law that dictates each profile must be replied to in a certain way due to it being one person. It is not a big of a deal at all.


Yes. It is true. I guess that destroys the surprise I had for you guys the Fort Sutch RP. The effect of what I had planned won't be as impactful. Maybe I can try again on another RP in a different forum, but nah.

This post has been edited by Darkness Eternal: Jan 31 2013, 01:45 PM