I'm currently trying to learn the dragon language


EDIT: I just got killed by a willo-the-wisp!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 3 2013, 12:00 AM

I spent the day at our tri-city science bowl competition (for middle schools). I've been working with the kids after school, but I'm not a coach or anything. This was their first event. The Boy led his team to victory! I am stunned! I mean, I knew they could do it!!


Also I'm quite jealous over all of this travel talk! I think if I ever went to New Zealand I'd be right there with Elisabeth dodging immigration for life.

My husband got me into Minecraft. Like 2 hours ago.

My head hurts.

I got a bit claustrophobic when I found a cavern in a mountain, so I started digging up.

I dug straight into my friend's adjacent castle.

Whoops.

Minecraft is really fun. I've built some pretty cool things.

Grats to the Grits Boy!

This spring, I'm shipping Mrs Acadian off to Perth (Western Australia) for six weeks to visit the eldest daughter, husband and pair of grandkids. It's a delicious 100 degrees there in the middle of their summer now. By the time she comes back to me, the winter here will be gone. Maybe the middle boy will pop over to Perth to catch up with them for a visit; he's in Tazmania and spends his days rescuing giant lizards and his nights tending bar. Can you tell he's a free spirit?

After a lifetime of being sent all over the world and being thoroughly disgusted with commercial air travel, I'm going to stay right here in the beautiful rock pile of my desert mountains and pass on this periodic down under pilgrimage.

Congrats to "The Boy!"

Tell him I asked him "What do you do with a dead chemist?" = barium (bury him)

Ask him "If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?" (H2O cubed).

Wait! Ask him "What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?" (HeHe)

Aw heck, no one gets my chemistry jokes. I never get a reaction.

I guess all the best chemistry jokes Argon.


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I actually get these jokes I guess I am paying attention in science.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? ( Na )

No, but doesn't it burst into flames if you out it into water because its an Alkali metal. It's either sodium or something else....

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

Hey mALX!

A neutron walked into a bar, and asked the bartender how much for a drink. What did the bartender say?

"No charge for you!"

Correct

Damn, you've heard that joke

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 3 2013, 03:13 AM

You guys are awesome.

I'm scared! The emoticons are invading everything!

Where there should be underline, the is

Where there should be the cross out words thing there is

There's the yellow circle with the arrow pointing =>

Next to the skin selector there is

It's getting worse

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 3 2013, 03:53 AM

I used to know billions of them, can't remember half of them now.

There's a biology joke about a cat and a fortune teller that I'm trying to remember. It's not going well!

Here's another for "The Boy;"


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

I get it. Give me a second to think of a joke.....

What do you do with a sick chemist? (helium and curium, what else?)