Wait, what? -KOB thinks harder-

OH! I get it now.

I still can't think of a joke

I have a nasty joke in mind that has to do with electrons.....

But I'm not sure if I should tell you

Crap, I did it again!

Ignore this accident.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 3 2013, 04:14 AM

Why does everyone only make snow men, never snow women? (Because they haven't figured out a way to hollow out the heads yet).

I don't get that joke

It’s not a cat, it's a frog!

So a frog goes to a fortune teller. She says she sees him in repose with a beautiful young woman bending over him.

“Is she a princess?” asks the frog. (Because he is really a prince, you see, and he needs the whole kissing/enchantment thing to happen.)

“Not exactly,” says the fortune teller. “I think she’s a biology student.”

*The married man giggles like it's the funniest thing ever...*... ...


Two oranges walking down the street...

One says to the other, "So where do you live then?"

The other says, "I'm not telling you, you might nick me washing!"...




Two eggs in a frying pan...

One says to the other, "Blimey, it's hot in here."

The other says, "Bugger me, a talking egg!"...


...

ROFL !!! URK !!!! Been there, done that - grossed out and hated it !!!



What happens after a chemist divorces? (Antimony)

SPEW!!! ROFL !!!!


What's a chemist's favorite flower? (Germanium)







This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 3 2013, 04:45 AM

Not a joke, but a bit of doggerel to recall a formula- this one from my dad the Chem Eng major (before he came to his senses and went into Geology)

"Johnny was the chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4

This post has been edited by treydog: Feb 3 2013, 04:49 AM

What is a chemist's favorite heroine? = Xenon (warrior princess)



What do you call a funny chemist in jail? (a silicon)











This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 3 2013, 05:04 AM

Okay, i’ll play:

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Cause they’re cheaper than day rates.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

Snigger...

The thieving chemist was arrested for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt. He was booked for a salt and battery.

The Superbowl squares are filled in, which means the Grits family is ready for today’s event. Mr. Grits has only provided three prizes (iTunes cards) to guarantee a memorable night. Meaning that the person who SHOULD have won third quarter but got nothing will gripe about it forever.

I should mention that it’s only the four of us. We do not torture guests in this manner. Usually.

Speaking of

I’m still undecided about this year’s key phrase (when you hear it you have to finish your drink). I’m torn between “felony assault” and “aggravated assault.”

I'll throw a dog or a feral cat onto that board for the half-time winning square, and give you a points spread.

PS: I prefer to aggravatedly assault people myself. Less jail time and better conditions.





This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 3 2013, 09:06 PM

I guess if I assaulted anyone I would have to be pretty aggravated.

If I was to assault someone every time I got aggravated, no one would be safe, ROFL !!!

Oh I forgot it's superbowl day. Work is going to be really easy tonight then.

Meh. Work was so boring today! People did flood the gym early this morning but in the afternoon and evening is was . .. so . . .boring . . .and quiet.