I can pretty much do what ever I want as long as I'm here (at work) and I don't have anyone to help.

Honest pay for honest work, haha!

This is the strangest decoration for a house! It was at target




This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 4 2013, 12:26 AM

If that's the size of the silverware Wesley was flinging in the RP...

That's exactly what I was thinkin'!

After the slew of chemistry jokes on the previous page, here's a programming joke:

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Ha ha ha that's pretty funny right? Right? Anyone?

How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? (None, that's a hardware issue).

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”


The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.



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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 4 2013, 02:16 AM

Damn right it is!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Made it a byte

for no reason...

This post has been edited by King Coin: Feb 4 2013, 02:58 AM

Oh that just give it away...

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like

O Mg !

There are 11 types of people in this world: those that can count in binary, and those that cannot.

I got called fat for no reason by a customer.

I was nice to him, helped his wife with their card when it didn't work, etc. etc.

Then he called me fat in Spanish. Fine. Be that way. My revenge will be slow, but it will be SURE.

This gets added to my book! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa!

Dear Gods?...And the worst thing is, he probably doesn't think you understood him...

Ist un tropo grande mal hombre!!...*Manages to insult several languages in one go*...Booyah!!...

I remember when I used to work for a company that sent me here there and everywhere doing insurance reports on damaged carpets/furniture kind of thing, and I'd get sent to some tiny villages down into proper Wales, where they speak Welsh all the time...So this one time, I get sent out, can't find the place...I stop and ask a bunch of blokes for directions...One of them starts on about this, that and the other...You know, the equivalent of "Stuuuuupid English pigdogs!!"...So I let him carry on in his perfect Welsh, and when he was done, I quite calmly went through his points, pointing out that I did, in fact, come from Wales, and spent my entire school career in the Welsh medium and that, in future, it would be best to not assume everyone he speaks to with an english accent is as ignorant as he is...Then he gave me directions...

Never assume other people don't know stuff...Stuff is great...

Gah!

I got a skyrim t-shirt





Anyway, I can't think of a joke, but I have a riddle.


The daughter of a family that lived in a spherical house was murdered. When the police investigated the murder, they were able to narrow the list of suspects down to the family of the girl. When they interviewed the residents of the home, they were given these details:

The father said: "I was watching TV on the couch with my son"

The mother said: "I was doing the laundry"

The butler said: "I was taking a nap"

And the maid said: "I was dusting the corners"

Who murdered the daughter?

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 4 2013, 03:52 PM

The maid's story doesn't match up; spherical housese have no corners.

I like that T-shirt, by the way, very nice!



And a joke:
Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?
Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Correct!


And thanks I also saw a t-shirt that said Fus Ro Dah, but I think the one I bought looks cooler.

Lol It took me a moment to get your joke.



I made This in minecraft.




This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 4 2013, 04:12 PM

I'm learning insults in ten different languages so I'll know if someone is insulting me, lol. I know the most in Spanish, am working on Swedish and Russian right now.