Damn. That's ten different languages I can't swear at you with so you don't understand now


Just kidding I only speak English and Spanish. But I definitely see why speaking different languages is a good thing though. If someone swears at you in a language that you learned, then you can sock em in the stomach

As soon as they left, I locked the doors and started swearing. My cashiers were like "Geez, calm down!" and I say "NO! I'm ANGRY!" lol.

Pahaahaha! That literally made me LOL

Your customers are extremely rude. I'd probably be very bad at your job. I have a really bad temper, and I hate it when people try to insult me in different languages so I don't understand what they're saying.

Do you own a shop Elizabeth Hollow?

No ma'am! :] I'm an assistant manager at a dollar store. I've had the exact same people come in every day for a year, and this guy has never been a jerk to me before. What I find weird is his wife is the same size as me.

Sigh. Speaking of work, I should probably go eat so I don't pass out halfway through my shift, lol. Which means I gotta get dressed. And get out of bed.

Nooooooooooooooo!

Geez, who crapped in his cornflakes?

I'm writing a program in a text editor called Gedit. In that program, the hotkey to save is control+s. Control+d deletes the entire line your cursor is on. Anyone see any problems with that?

Yikes. That would be especially problematic on my keyboard. The A and S are worn off.

I could see me never bothering to even start with a program like that...

I remember having one of them lovely laptops where you tap the glowing pad thing to highlight...Oh the times I spent absolutely ages typing an email only to have it disappear in two keys cause my hand had brushed the pad...It didn't last very long... ...

So I walk in, and my District Manager is there. He took my boss to the back room, and when they came out, my boss clocked out and handed his keys over and left.

The District Manager calls a guy over and says "Here's the new store manager. [old boss' name] no longer works here and is not allowed in any of the stores."

"Uhhh... why?" I asked.

I swear I thought my DM's head was going to pop off. His face turned really red. He asked me to not ask about it again. I found out from another store manager that he stole a whole lot of money... a shameful amount. If they don't press charges on him, I'm going to be very upset.

Even though I'm already upset. This guy was supposed to be my friend, and he made me believe he was something he wasn't. Which was honest.

... Holy crap! Was this the same guy that you were worried about a couple of pages back?

Sure was. It just goes to show you that you really don't know anyone in your life. Friend or foe. This is the same man who hugged me after I came back to work after my father died and said if I needed ANYTHING, he'd help me out.

...

Wow... ...

I'm betting that his not coming in that day was probably because he'd been discovered...

Sorry about yer "friend" though...Can't be easy to find something like that out...

I'll be okay. I'm kind of used to people in real life turning out skeevy. Which is why I keep people at arm's length. I'm not anti-social, nor uncaring. I love being there for people, but people let you down.

Good thing about people insulting you in different languages is that you can do the same to them. All the Eastern Curses I know are yours to wield, my lady Elizabeth. Say the word and they're yours. If they would dishonor other languages by using it so low, then dishonor them in return. What is sweeter however, is that you should laugh right in their faces and give them an insult they would never forget. What are they going to do in return, clock you on the chin? They can't touch you as you can always sue them. Thing about these kind of people is that they judge by appearance and move in for the 'kill'. So what if you're fat? So what if you wear glasses? So what if you're short? So what if you're black? So what if you're white? So what if you're brown? So what if you're yellow?

These doesn't change the fact that you're a Goddamn-MthrFking Human Being and deserve the Respect, the barest MthrFking Respect, that THAT title represent. If they would treat you as a lowly dog, a tool...

LAUGH.

LAUGH in their faces and treat them as a worm that is beneath your notice! If they would treat like that, then there's no need for you to service them. Call in another clerk for them.

But as you retreat, make sure you give them the Finger.

Looking at my post, I admit that shamefully I sound like an immature child. For that, I offer my apologies to those who may have been offended. Its just that, imagining the hell sister Elizabeth has to go through just to pay her bills, well...

It stokes the memory of similar experiences I had to go through myself. It saddens me greatly that people like Elizabeth has to experience things like this.

Pink Wizard Out.

Laters.

*vanishes in a puff chocolate smoke*

That was great! A bit showy, but TEACH ME THE WORDS! XD And that chocolate smoke thing. That seems like it could come in handy XD

*raises devil-horns*

I must admit that I got a bit carried off in that. HA! As to the chocolate smoke vanishing act, only the Ninjas of Tsouko'Reito-u can teach you the jiutsu required to do that.

*vanishes in a puff of chocolate smoke*

You're so weird.

I like it XD

* Pulls out straw, sucks chocolate smoke in hoping it will taste chocolatey ... * "URK...GAAAAAK!"


*Leaves disappointed. Makes note in diary: "Chocolate colored smoke does NOT taste like chocolate."