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King Of Beasts
post Feb 11 2013, 05:31 PM
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Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif

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post Feb 11 2013, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 11:31 AM) *

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif



Did one of the ingredients have the image of a rat with a large red X over it? You need a food tester like the Kings always use, KOB. They'll need an iron stomach or you'll be replacing them all the time from dying of food poisoning!


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post Feb 11 2013, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 11 2013, 08:35 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 11:31 AM) *

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif



Did one of the ingredients have the image of a rat with a large red X over it? You need a food tester like the Kings always use, KOB. They'll need an iron stomach or you'll be replacing them all the time from dying of food poisoning!


I don't think any taste testers would last very long laugh.gif


I watched him make the sandwich. When I walked into the kitchen, he was pulling coleslaw, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles(he only bothered to use the juice), milk(yes, he drenched the sandwich in milk) and butter out of the fridge. He stuck all that in between wheat bread, and poured a pile of salt on it. He looked at me, and without using correct grammar, he said this to me in the exact way I'm about to write it:

"Uncle [insert my name here], I maked you a samwich"

He put a lot if effort into it. He even made sure he put the bread in evenly, so I would have felt to bad if I had said no to eating the sandwich sad.gif

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post Feb 11 2013, 05:47 PM
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Awwwww!


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post Feb 11 2013, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 08:47 AM) *

Awwwww!


Exactly! I would have died of guilt if I had said no.


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post Feb 11 2013, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 10:50 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 08:47 AM) *

Awwwww!


Exactly! I would have died of guilt if I had said no.

How old is he?


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post Feb 11 2013, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 08:55 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 10:50 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 08:47 AM) *

Awwwww!


Exactly! I would have died of guilt if I had said no.

How old is he?


He's 6 years old


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post Feb 11 2013, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 11:42 AM) *


"Uncle [insert my name here], I maked you a samwich"

He put a lot if effort into it. He even made sure he put the bread in evenly, so I would have felt to bad if I had said no to eating the sandwich sad.gif



This is so adorable and you are very sweet to do that for them! I too have had to "eat" something my children produced (but in my case "eat" means telling them how delicious it is and making yummy sounds, then while they are distracted at something else - either the toilet or garbage disposal actually does the eating).



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post Feb 11 2013, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 05:31 PM) *

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif

Well, what can you do? laugh.gif


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post Feb 11 2013, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 11 2013, 02:25 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 05:31 PM) *

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif

Well, what can you do? laugh.gif

Not eat it?


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post Feb 11 2013, 09:56 PM
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QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 11 2013, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 11 2013, 02:25 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 05:31 PM) *

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache wacko.gif

Well, what can you do? laugh.gif

Not eat it?

And see this? ---> verysad.gif

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post Feb 11 2013, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 11 2013, 12:56 PM) *

And see this? ---> verysad.gif


Exactly my point!


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post Feb 11 2013, 10:03 PM
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Lol. You could let him have the first bite. Then when he spits it out you can show him how to taste ingredients and make a sandwich you can share. Kids love to have real accomplishments to be proud of. Six years old is such a fun age. Its amazing what little kids can do! smile.gif


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post Feb 11 2013, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 11 2013, 03:03 PM) *

Lol. You could let him have the first bite.

Here you go!

And yes I am perfectly capable of withstanding -> verysad.gif


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post Feb 11 2013, 10:59 PM
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I have two kids...You have no idea of the level of resistance to verysad.gif you develop... biggrin.gif ...
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post Feb 11 2013, 11:17 PM
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I wouldn't have eaten the sandwich if he hadnt put so much effort into making it. *Im usually immune to verysad.gif because my nephew is a troublemaker.


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post Feb 11 2013, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 11 2013, 04:17 PM) *

I wouldn't have eaten the sandwich if he hadnt put so much effort into making it. *Im usually immune to verysad.gif because my nephew is a troublemaker.

My son does the sad face too, lol. He usually just eats my food though.


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post Feb 12 2013, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 02:34 PM) *

My son does the sad face too, lol. He usually just eats my food though.

Ah, but do you eat his? biggrin.gif

KoB you are a true soldier and a prince for eating that godawful sandwich. Next time you may want to show your nephew the mentos™ in the Dr Pepper™ trick, if only to teach him the pitfalls of bad food combinations. Also he'll probably enjoy the show while you cleverly deposit the rest of the sandwich into the garbage disposal.


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post Feb 12 2013, 05:12 PM
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post Feb 12 2013, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 11 2013, 05:40 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 11 2013, 02:34 PM) *

My son does the sad face too, lol. He usually just eats my food though.

Ah, but do you eat his? biggrin.gif

KoB you are a true soldier and a prince for eating that godawful sandwich. Next time you may want to show your nephew the mentos™ in the Dr Pepper™ trick, if only to teach him the pitfalls of bad food combinations. Also he'll probably enjoy the show while you cleverly deposit the rest of the sandwich into the garbage disposal.

Nope, he's two, too young to care to make me food, thankfully lol


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