I nearly died laughing at that! I think it was over Janus Hassildor lurking in bushes trying to pick up women in the music festival, but not sure.

Right...So yer a girl then?...

*Goes back to previous page*...

What?...And indeed the frak?!!!...

AAAARGH!!...

*Despairs some more*...



Ah, one of my fave lines from a film that I love...Basically, a chap who's been living with natives on an island and has wives called Monday through to Thursday...So, he gets back to England and is talking to a Matron in a hospital.

"I know, I'll call you Friday." he says to her, 'cause he likes her.

"Well, I won't be in." She replies...

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*Tumbleweed*...

*Sigh*...

HAAAAAA! That's funny!!!!

Just made myself and my family a Morrocan-style lamb with couscous dish. That food be PENG!

Fancy!

I was taking a break from writing when I laid my head down and fell asleep. I had a dream about wearing shoes that didn't let me run very fast while going through a health store in the mall. My husband walks in and yells my name and I wake up XD

That happened to me once, except nobody woke me up, and I was an hour late to school

WOO HOO !!! And he cooks !!!!!!

*°epic troll face towards McB*

So today was a hell of a day . . .

Some white screen popped up saying my computer was locked by the FBI for illegal distribution and downloading music, movies, etc and or child pornography and that I was under investigation. I freaked out. I started peeking out the window, getting my bat ready(I was in my boxers lol) and nothing. I shut down my computer and when I tried to turn it back on, the entire screen was black.

I was like "Oh hell no, the Federal swine hacked through."

Then it hit me. The FBI wouldn't ever announce they are investigating a person. They wouldn't ask for a $300 fine and I never downloaded or watched child porngraphy nor did anyone ever use my laptop(I have a password so that no one can find out I write fanfictions. It's my dark secret). I later found out it was malware virus.

Long story short, my computer is back and I'm still checking for viruses.

Tonight I had my first class for Lifeguarding. The pre test was hard as hell, but I passed it. The women put us guys to shame when they swam 12 laps almost flawless and the couch berated us for being out of shape and letting girls beat us.

It's Friday night and I am home typing this instead of going out and hitting on women. Lame, I know, but I need some rest.

How did you stay so calm with the computer situation Your computer can't give other people's computers viruses can it?

At first when I saw the warning I freaked out and threw a tantrum. Then I stopped and thought about it. I used the internet on my Playstation and found out it was just a virus. I figured it was since I always hear cop cars in the neighborhood and this time I didn't hear anything at all.

Do you have any idea how you got the virus?




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DON'T INFECT MY COMPUTER! -grabs laptop and runs away-


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This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 16 2013, 03:44 AM

Hacking in right now. Your parent's credit card information, your personal information and your naughty web histories will be mine.

Leave me alone! -deletes web history, credit card data, personal info, and shuts down laptop-

Would you mind pressing your house and car keys into a wax mold and sending it to me so I can inspect them? Oh, and please enclose an itinerary for times when you are gone from home...(cough cough)

*mALX dons black hood and cape while giving evil laugh*

"BWAAAHAAAHAAA"




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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 16 2013, 03:55 AM

Just use protection.

Priceless! I love it!

ROFL!!!! Also, great artwork, for whoever drew it!

My computer isn't saving any of the progress I've made on my fanfic.

I just lost an entire chapter. Then it decided to delete bits and pieces of other chapters. I don't understand.

Maybe it is saving them somewhere else. Go to "Recent Places and look, you should be able to track them down, then re-save them to a place of your choosing.