Don't make me step in and own both of you

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 24 2013, 06:24 AM

not if I can't help it! I wasn't called MacDonald Mack for nuthin'! Wait.

Take your time, Uleni Mack man,
While I'm waiting I'll hang with my clan.

If worse comes to worst I'll tag in the Kobby,
For a dog like him it is probably a hobby.

Go on Kobby, it's your time now,
Bust your rhyme and show us how.

Shucka shucka shucka shucka
Show us how
Shucka shucka shucka shucka
Show us how
Shucka shucka shucka shucka








This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 24 2013, 06:31 AM

You've asked for it


Yo mALX,
Uleni,
Come look into my eyes,
Because I cannot contain'
The beast inside,
They don't call me the King for nothing,
Cuz' I'm dope on the mic,
and yo,
Rapping is my hobby.
Ive come from the slums,
Of the mighty chorrol forums,
To put your [censored] in thier place,
And to make sure you know who's talking.
So next time you rap,
Just keep in mind,
The King Of The Beasts
Will bust up your rhymes.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 24 2013, 06:39 AM

His name is Kobby, and I can't complain,
His rhymes' not bad, but all the same;
I'm shucka shucka better, mALX is the name.

mALX is the name, shucka shucka shucka shucka
mALX is the name, shucka shucka shucka shucka




This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 24 2013, 06:52 AM

Y'alls rhymes are cool, y'all's rhymes are sweet
But just do it now, admit defeat!
Lizzeh is in the thread, rocking the beat
I can't think of another word so I'll just say FEET!

It's on!

Yo, mALX,
Your rhymes are dope,
But you can't compare to the king,
I'll leave you up in smoke.
This dragons' got fangs,
And he ain't afraid to use em'
And you're all bark and no bite,
You ain't got no passion.
So go ahead and bust another rhyme,
But Just wait and see what happens





This is hard to do with writers block, lol.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 24 2013, 07:02 AM

ALRIGHT! I'MMA SHOW YOU HOW WE DO IT IN THE EAST, HOMBOIS EN HOMGURLZ! Yo, DJ MJ, get that beat rockin' on, doo'. Its time we drop the U-Bomb! Yo, yo.

Check it.

mALXIe, lemme show you thing or two
how I own this rap game with rhymes
that'll dazzle and jizzagle the best of you
and have you grasping for straws to comprehend
what on earth I just dropped; imma gonna go on through.

There was once this guy who called himself the King,
But lo and behold, lads, he can't rap for licks
He contains the beast inside or so he says,
I smiley say BS.
Its high time he gets dethroned with Mah Istern weys.

Monkeys in east, monkeys in the west,
It doesn't matter where your from duddie, you be vanquished like the rest,
wait for me in a minute, i'mma get this rage of a mah chest
so i can get the flow to row and blow things off like a nest,
The Uleni-Mack Man cometh, and with him a portly jest!

BOOM!

"Surrender knaves, and I may still show mercy!"
"I am the lord Holden Magroyne, dominant part of Uleni!"
"MacDonald Mack may have shown his skill,"
"But when things go bleak for him and him, I go in for the kill."
"I'm seven parts hot, and three percent chill,"
"Sewing your eyes shut, and giving you a gill,"
"So you can taste the dirt-taste of sea water,"
"When I terminate you and set you under,"
"To sleep with them darling fishes,"
"Like Luca Brasi did, but when I'm done with you, friend,"
"There will be no sicilian message to send!"

----

....

NYAAAAAAAAARAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ooh, now Lizzeh is good, but not complete
Instead of using foot you should have used "street."
If it don't have meaning then it ain't no song,
Gotta tell a story or it comes out all wrong.

Now mALX is in the house, you see
Writing circles round the rhymes of all you three.

mALX in the house, shucka shucka shucka shucka
mALX in the house, shucka shucka shucka shucka

That was...

Lizzie's on now, too? This is unforeseen! And yeah, Kobby, its really hard to do rhymes with writers block!

mALX you can't use shucka, that's for suckahs, you fool!
Too many times in a row, you're-a making me drool
My brain is starting to fizz, I can hear the parts hiss
As I try to comprehend the p*** you're dribblin', miss!

Yo Uleni,
Your rhymes are old,
You can't dethrone the king,
Cuz your rhymes are whack,
I'm as cold as the snow,
And I aint holdin' back,
So quit flapping your tongue boy,
Before I tear it out your mouth,
You're just hopped up on sugar,
And candy,
And all them sweets,
You couldn't last a minute against my beats,
So get up on your own feet,
And stop looking for support,
Cuz you've unleashed the beast,
You so called king from the east.
So bring it on kid,
I'll smash your rhymes,
Just like when the walls collapse in the mines.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 24 2013, 07:34 AM

OMG, now I see what you're saying.
You two guys ain't just playin'.
Kobby nailed me down, Uleni put me under
The Godfather and dragons stole my thunder
So tail between my legs, I'll step off the stage
And when I do I'll keep watching this page,
To see which of you can write the best rhyme
Holden Magroyne or Kobby next time.
Or will the Lizzeh clean house with both of you?
Don't forget she's rhyming too!

mALX steps down and lifts her hat, shucka shucka shucka shucka
mALX lifts her hat, shucka shucka shucka shucka
OG mALX steps down from her throne,
Shuts the door, goes on home.

Shucka shucka shucka shucka
She goes on home shucka shucka shucka shucka



OOC - I gotta say, Kobby and Uleni - you guys are Awesome! Just no getting mean to make something rhyme there, Kobby <3




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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 24 2013, 07:34 AM

Thanks

I apologize if I get too carried away.

Ooookay, here we go,
Lizzeh over here has got the floor
Stackin' up to these boys like a row of dominoes
Will she topple them both, or fail to flow like a pro?

I edited my last post because I thought it was a bit mean, and I don't want to offend Uleni.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 24 2013, 07:33 AM

<3

*crazy chelsea grin*

The last one had a sting,
I'll give you that much,
But the rest are jokey whack,
they simply have no natch.
So watch as I pull those BDSM 'chains' of yours,
and wipe the floor with your furry face with a clownish adore!
You see, Kobby Ko, I'm a Killer 'o' Kings
Pimp-slamping them sovereigns with a smile on me face!
I gotta say, and truth be told, you really are on The List;
To Smote, To Own and then To Purple-Nurple-Twist!

I'm the Godfather, like dear old mALXIE said,
Your dragons ain't worth my time, so here,
have a dime.
And buy some sweets for dear old Uleni,
CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA GOT SUGAREY ON YE!
I rip and tear and cannibalize your brain!
I will show you why they call me the Prince of Pain!
For example,
You're Ned Stark, bound and gagged, and I'M SER ILLYN PAYNE!
Its a hopeless battle,
I'm like Sauron boy,
Tall and mighty and INVULNERABLE!
You draw my Wrathful Eye, you gonna be reduced to a CRAWL!
Hell, I'll even be Lord Voldemort for ya,
and wave my wand towards ya,
And say with a kissy face 'Avada Kedavra'!



EDIT: I'm not offended, Kobby. Actually, this is a good way to get the creative juices flowing So rhyme away brother! It takes a lot to offend me so don't worry!

This post has been edited by Uleni Athram: Feb 24 2013, 07:46 AM

You kids these days with your rap music and whatnot.