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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 2 2013, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 11:02 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 09:01 AM) *

Hubs fell asleep on the couch last night and my son is using him as a chair XD


Your son created a new invention:

The beandad chair!

-laughs hysterically-


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post Mar 2 2013, 11:47 PM
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You know when you think to yourself, "Oh, I really need to do that back-up email soon...Ach, it'll be alright, I'll do it over the weekend..."...

And then you're just merrily playing on Skyrim and this little voice drifts over from the wife, "Why's it done that? Why are the police blocking it?! Oh my god!!" and then you see the screen go white, and no attempt to revive the damned thing works...

*Sigh*...Soooo, unless the superstar that is the wife's brother can somehow get all the stuff off the old one...I'm back to square 1 with one story...And a good few weeks back on another...

Pffft...Time...Yeeeeah...

I love the universe...

We're best friends...

Oh yeah, in case you're wondering...My complete mutant-donkey* of a brother bought himself a computer off of ebay and installed Windows 8 over it...He hated it and decided to buy himself an entirely new computer and throw this one out...I. naturally, hit the sexual act-wit* and stole it off him...

I have come to the conclusion that maybe he was right after all... laugh.gif ...

Ayyyy...I hate technology...I really do...
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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 2 2013, 11:53 PM
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Your rephrasings amuse me. XD


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King Of Beasts
post Mar 2 2013, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 2 2013, 02:47 PM) *

You know when you think to yourself, "Oh, I really need to do that back-up email soon...Ach, it'll be alright, I'll do it over the weekend..."...

And then you're just merrily playing on Skyrim and this little voice drifts over from the wife, "Why's it done that? Why are the police blocking it?! Oh my god!!" and then you see the screen go white, and no attempt to revive the damned thing works...

*Sigh*...Soooo, unless the superstar that is the wife's brother can somehow get all the stuff off the old one...I'm back to square 1 with one story...And a good few weeks back on another...

Pffft...Time...Yeeeeah...

I love the universe...

We're best friends...

Oh yeah, in case you're wondering...My complete mutant-donkey* of a brother bought himself a computer off of ebay and installed Windows 8 over it...He hated it and decided to buy himself an entirely new computer and throw this one out...I. naturally, hit the sexual act-wit* and stole it off him...

I have come to the conclusion that maybe he was right after all... laugh.gif ...

Ayyyy...I hate technology...I really do...


That just sucks! You should have gotten that back-up e-mail earlier nono.gif


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:02 PM) *

Your son created a new invention:

The beandad chair!


Haha... SHH! don't go giving Elizabeth any ideas... you could make a FORTUNE with an invention like that! tongue.gif Haha


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE(Eva @ Mar 2 2013, 03:14 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:02 PM) *

Your son created a new invention:

The beandad chair!


Haha... SHH! don't go giving Elizabeth any ideas... you could make a FORTUNE with an invention like that! tongue.gif Haha


-rubs hands together in an evil fashion- That's a brilliant plan Eva. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA evillol.gif


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 3 2013, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE(Eva @ Mar 2 2013, 05:14 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:02 PM) *

Your son created a new invention:

The beandad chair!


Haha... SHH! don't go giving Elizabeth any ideas... you could make a FORTUNE with an invention like that! tongue.gif Haha

Ohhh, but I've already got the logo all set up!! XD


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King Of Beasts
post Mar 3 2013, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 03:16 PM) *

QUOTE(Eva @ Mar 2 2013, 05:14 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:02 PM) *

Your son created a new invention:

The beandad chair!


Haha... SHH! don't go giving Elizabeth any ideas... you could make a FORTUNE with an invention like that! tongue.gif Haha

Ohhh, but I've already got the logo all set up!! XD


You have to share your profits with me rollinglaugh.gif


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 11:15 PM) *


-rubs hands together in an evil fashion- That's a brilliant plan Eva. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA evillol.gif


We shall call it.... Operation Beandad...

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EDIT: DARN! Elizabeth's onto us! ABORT THE PLAN! ABORT I SAY!!!

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post Mar 3 2013, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(Eva @ Mar 2 2013, 03:17 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 11:15 PM) *


-rubs hands together in an evil fashion- That's a brilliant plan Eva. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA evillol.gif


We shall call it.... Operation Beandad...

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-grins evilly- Yes....let the heist begin evillol.gif


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:21 AM
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...



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post Mar 3 2013, 12:24 AM
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QUOTE(Eva @ Mar 2 2013, 03:21 PM) *

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:28 AM
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Shutup, henchmen!!!! XD


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 03:28 PM) *

Shutup, henchmen!!!! XD


Ah, but YOU are the henchman, an I am the evil mastermind evillol.gif


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post Mar 3 2013, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 03:28 PM) *

Shutup, henchmen!!!! XD


Ah, but YOU are the henchman, an I am the evil mastermind evillol.gif

Lies!


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King Of Beasts
post Mar 3 2013, 12:50 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 03:45 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 05:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 03:28 PM) *

Shutup, henchmen!!!! XD


Ah, but YOU are the henchman, an I am the evil mastermind evillol.gif

Lies!


That's it! You get Vivec's Death Stare again!


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 3 2013, 01:04 AM
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I'm immune!


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post Mar 3 2013, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 04:04 PM) *

I'm immune!


Don't make me get a terrifying picture rollinglaugh.gif


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 3 2013, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 06:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 04:04 PM) *

I'm immune!


Don't make me get a terrifying picture rollinglaugh.gif

Don't make me scream, my child is sleeping on me XD


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post Mar 3 2013, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 04:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 2 2013, 06:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 2 2013, 04:04 PM) *

I'm immune!


Don't make me get a terrifying picture rollinglaugh.gif

Don't make me scream, my child is sleeping on me XD


Fine. Just because of that rollinglaugh.gif

And because you're my friend.



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