I sob of something bad happens to an animal on movies, lol.

I loved it. Didn't think I was going to at all by the previews, but ended up watching it anyway. It was really good, one you don't mind seeing again.


Has anyone watched "Burning Love?" I am in hysterics here! Really hard on my hurting stomach, lol.

No. I've been watching friends lately. Is burning love good?

Me and my wife have been watching Friends too. Classic show that keeps it light and fun.

It is a mock up of those "Bachelor" shows. The bachelor is standing there waiting to meet the women, the first is pretty perfect. The second comes out and draws a blank on what she had "rehearsed" to say, so she walks away from him. One says the mansion looks beautiful and warm, so when he says it is heated she says "GOOD!" and walks away from him. One girl is blind, wants to "feel his face" to "see" what he looks like. As soon as her hand hits his face she says, "Yikes! You've got a huge nose!" One was a man dressed as a woman that tried to shove a hot dog in his mouth; one was an 84 year old woman.

He had to reject 5 women, one of them is driving away and says to the camera, "I don't want to die alone...turn around, driver! DRIVER! I guess this is it then..."

I have a very bad stomach ache and was choking laughing anyway, lol.

ROFL

I need to check it out, lol.

One woman yanked her skirt off (they blurred the film so you couldn't see anything). Another came in a panda costume and said she wanted him to pick her by her personality, not her looks. Another came nude except for a big board that said "Pick me" (you couldn't see anything). It was hilarious!

ROFL!!!!

That's it. I have to watch that!

What is considered good entertainment has really changed.

What...the... XD

I never liked those bachelor shows, (well, unless someone was having a meltdown - like that old female gyno that said her biological timeclock was about to go belly up, and that her eggs were dried up, to dump the other 25 girls and pick her right now so they could get started). But the crap you have to wade through to see one hilarious scene like that - wasn't worth it.

I think one season they had a nut that made it pretty far in, I was beginning to wonder if she would start poisoning the other women by the time the bachelor finally started seeing something "amiss" about her, lol.

No, I just have a terribly warped sense of humor, lol.

Hey, having a warped sense if humor is better than having a dark sense of humor!

I have both.

I just haven't shown it on here XD

Mother of god....



This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 3 2013, 05:36 AM

Same here. My humor is also very dry, which lots of people don't get.

I'm really sarcastic. I make the joke that I'm not a funny person, I'm just mean and everyone assumes I'm joking XD

Sarcasm is a constant with me. Only problem is that most of the time my delivery is so deadpan that people question whether or not I'm making a joke.

That is my favorite thing to do. Seriously. Especially when I say something really messed up and off the wall that people look at me in horror and go "WHAT?!" And I start laughing at them XD

People try to stone me for my sense of humor.