*Shoots KoB*

Take that like a man!

*mALX darts out from behind cappacino machine, snatches book and bolts out back door into alley*

Get back here!

*Gives chase, cursing furiously*

Hmmm...I fell down the stairs and broke my nose today. You just put me out of my misery


EDIT:

Kidding about the broken nose, but I did fall down the stairs

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 5 2013, 10:39 PM

*mALX waves book tauntingly in front of Mustard as she runs away down alley* "Nernernynerner!"

*She runs into a dumpster*

Remember kiddies, don't taunt and drive.

"OMPH! Garoooown!" *mALX leaps into dumpster and begins throwing rotten veggies at Mustard*

"NYA NYA HA!"





This post has been edited by mALX: Mar 5 2013, 10:44 PM

Give me back my book, damn you! You don't even like Mass Effect!

My face hurts from laughing XDDD

"Oh, er...oops!" *mALX leaves book in dumpster, leaps out and runs away embarrassed*

*Gathers up the book and what remains of his dignity*

Bah!

*mALX turns herself in to the local chapter of "Book-stealers Anonymous" *

"My name is mALX, and I am a book-stealer."

Don't tell that to Urag gro-shub at the College of Winterhold

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 5 2013, 10:55 PM

"Hi, mALX!"

It's 1:00am in the morning. There is a strange clicking noise in my room. The baseball bat is too far away -hides under covers- I'm screwed.

No seriously, I think either the roof will fall or there's someone on the attic my ceiling is making strange noises

EDIT:

HOLY [censored] THERE WAS A STRANGE NOISE OUTSIDE! THAT'S IT, IM GETTING NERVOUS! That's fine. I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway

1:08am:

I'm really starting to get paranoid. I thought I heard someone call my name. I'm alone right now.

I'm really bored and really nervous!

1:16am

I bought a new dining table, but haven't put it together. There are three really big boxes with different parts in them. Well, I got up to use the bathroom, and one of the boxes was propped up against the couch! Well, I thought it was a leg, and it scared me to death



This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 6 2013, 07:19 AM

You need to relaaax KOB.

I'm fine now. I get like that sometimes.

He does. I went to bed so he had to tell everyone else XD

I just had a panic attack because the house started making strange noises, lol. I get paranoid and think something wants to kill me

My apartment creaks and groans. It sounds like someone is walking up andown the stairs. I'm hoping its the people next door.