 Coffee Shop Forever, It's time to kick bottom and drink coffee! |
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| King Coin |
 Mar 14 2013, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 14 2013, 03:27 PM)  Horses are only good for two things; glue and hotdogs  Buffy better not hear this. -------------------- |
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| mirocu |
Mar 14 2013, 09:55 PM
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 Spam Meister  Joined: 8-February 13 From: [CLASSIFIED] |
QUOTE(King Coin @ Mar 14 2013, 09:52 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 14 2013, 03:27 PM) Horses are only good for two things; glue and hotdogs Buffy better not hear this. Wops  -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| Colonel Mustard |
Mar 14 2013, 10:11 PM
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 Master Joined: 3-July 08 From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there! |
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 14 2013, 08:27 PM) Horses are only good for two things; glue and hotdogs And frozen readymeals. Some British humour, right there. |
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| Burnt Sierra |
Mar 14 2013, 10:41 PM
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 Two Headed cat  Joined: 27-March 05 From: UK |
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 14 2013, 09:11 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 14 2013, 08:27 PM) Horses are only good for two things; glue and hotdogs And frozen readymeals. Some British humour, right there. Which will probably need explaining to every non-Brit Google Tesco's horsemeat if you're interested...Although my local coffee shop enjoys it. The owner's had a different appalling pun up everry week since it broke... Is it horse? Neigh lad... Out of date? And they're off... etc etc |
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| McBadgere |
Mar 14 2013, 10:46 PM
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Meals with no added Shergar?..
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 14 2013, 11:34 PM
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 Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
Someone decoded it would be great fin to take an entire bottle of dishwashing liquid and pour it down the aisle. Not "Oops, I spilled this" but empty the bottle up and down the aisle and I can't even find the bottle.
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| Colonel Mustard |
Mar 15 2013, 09:11 AM
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Master Joined: 3-July 08 From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there! |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 14 2013, 09:41 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 14 2013, 09:11 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 14 2013, 08:27 PM) Horses are only good for two things; glue and hotdogs And frozen readymeals. Some British humour, right there. Which will probably need explaining to every non-Brit Google Tesco's horsemeat if you're interested...Although my local coffee shop enjoys it. The owner's had a different appalling pun up everry week since it broke... Is it horse? Neigh lad... Out of date? And they're off... etc etc Man, that guy sounds like he's flogging a dead ready meal. |
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| McBadgere |
Mar 15 2013, 07:38 PM
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Councilor Joined: 21-October 11 |
Gee...Stop horseing around would ya?...
 ...Here have some (Red)rum and raisin ice cream... |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 15 2013, 08:33 PM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
Snuggles is watching a kid's show and successfully identifies three objects in a row.
Me: "Alright! high-five!" -holds out hand- Snuggles: -sticks face in my hand- Me: "That's not-wait, what??" -------------------- |
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| Burnt Sierra |
Mar 15 2013, 11:25 PM
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Two Headed cat Joined: 27-March 05 From: UK |
Hmm...
Coffee Shop. Smoffee shop. Drastic times call for drastic measures... Meet my new friend C'mon fingers, type like a drunken wind. Wait, that didn't sound right... |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 15 2013, 11:30 PM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 15 2013, 05:25 PM) Hmm... Coffee Shop. Smoffee shop. Drastic times call for drastic measures... Meet my new friend C'mon fingers, type like a drunken wind. Wait, that didn't sound right... I prefer the warm, calming winds of Malibu. -------------------- |
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| mALX |
Mar 15 2013, 11:32 PM
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 Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 15 2013, 06:25 PM) Hmm... Coffee Shop. Smoffee shop. Drastic times call for drastic measures... Meet my new friend C'mon fingers, type like a drunken wind. Wait, that didn't sound right... Nice bottle, I'd have to keep that and stick a candle in it! -------------------- |
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| Burnt Sierra |
Mar 15 2013, 11:33 PM
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Two Headed cat Joined: 27-March 05 From: UK |
Ah, but I have the skull on my desk - both for easy reach and terror motivation
Although I keep having to fight the urge to pick it up, and go "Alas, poor Vodka, I knew him well..." each time I take a sip*... |
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| mALX |
Mar 15 2013, 11:36 PM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 15 2013, 06:33 PM) Ah, but I have the skull on my desk - both for easy reach and terror motivation Although I keep having to fight the urge to pick it up, and go "Alas, poor Vodka, I knew him well..." each time I take a sip*... Drink some more, and give the empty bottles out for Christmas presents, lol. -------------------- |
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| King Coin |
Mar 15 2013, 11:46 PM
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Master Joined: 6-January 11 |
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 15 2013, 05:36 PM) Drink some more, and give the empty bottles out for Christmas presents, lol.  "You drank my present???" -------------------- |
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| mALX |
Mar 15 2013, 11:51 PM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(King Coin @ Mar 15 2013, 06:46 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 15 2013, 05:36 PM) Drink some more, and give the empty bottles out for Christmas presents, lol. "You drank my present???" I'd be happy with the bottle either way - Awesome looking thing! -------------------- |
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| Burnt Sierra |
Mar 16 2013, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(King Coin @ Mar 15 2013, 10:46 PM) "You drank my present???" Thanks to British tax rates, I need the bleedin' contents to myself, to get over the shock of paying for it in the first place  |
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| mALX |
Mar 16 2013, 12:38 AM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 15 2013, 07:30 PM) QUOTE(King Coin @ Mar 15 2013, 10:46 PM) "You drank my present???" Thanks to British tax rates, I need the bleedin' contents to myself, to get over the shock of paying for it in the first place ROFL! -------------------- |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 16 2013, 12:52 AM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 15 2013, 06:30 PM) QUOTE(King Coin @ Mar 15 2013, 10:46 PM) "You drank my present???" Thanks to British tax rates, I need the bleedin' contents to myself, to get over the shock of paying for it in the first place Ahaha! I have never NOT seen a child cry when grabbing the hot rack of an oven. -------------------- |
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| Burnt Sierra |
Mar 16 2013, 01:44 AM
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Two Headed cat Joined: 27-March 05 From: UK |
I now smell of wet cat...
 Popped out the front door for a cig, and next doors cat charged in out of the rain at rocket speed, before I knew what was happening, and demanded to be played with. How could I refuse? I'm sure it's descended from some secret tribe of Ninja's somewhere...  Ninja Cat Stealth Attack!!! |
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