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Elisabeth Hollow
post Mar 16 2013, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 16 2013, 04:29 PM) *

Knowing me and the general contempt that I hold for anybody under the age of 16, I would probably address any children I had (god forbid) as 'spawn'.

I don't like children.

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.


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post Mar 16 2013, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 10:37 PM) *

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.

Too late to think about that now, huh? tongue.gif


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post Mar 16 2013, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 16 2013, 04:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 10:37 PM) *

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.

Too late to think about that now, huh? tongue.gif

YEAH, well, at least I had a boy. I remember myself going through puberty and sometimes it still seems to be going on XD Like female puberty is a lifelong curse and women are forever going to be cranky and grouchy and snappy until they die.


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post Mar 16 2013, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 16 2013, 09:44 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 10:37 PM) *

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.

Too late to think about that now, huh? tongue.gif

Not necessarily. It's never too late to abort your child. tongue.gif
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post Mar 16 2013, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 16 2013, 04:51 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 16 2013, 09:44 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 10:37 PM) *

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.

Too late to think about that now, huh? tongue.gif

Not necessarily. It's never too late to abort your child. tongue.gif

-smacks head-

I may "abort" my husband. He's talking in an english accent and trying to teach my son how to do that XD


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post Mar 16 2013, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 09:52 PM) *

I may "abort" my husband. He's talking in an english accent and trying to teach my son how to do that XD


And one wonders just what is wrong with speaking in an English accent, what?

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post Mar 16 2013, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 16 2013, 04:54 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 09:52 PM) *

I may "abort" my husband. He's talking in an english accent and trying to teach my son how to do that XD


And one wonders just what is wrong with speaking in an English accent, what?

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If you're English, nothing at all.

If you're an American male completely butchering it and doing so PURPOSELY, then I'll sock you in the mouth XD he knows I adore different accents and he does them badly to irritate me XD

His "Russian" accent sounds very much like his Irish one, for example. And his Hispanic accent sounds almost Swedish. I don't... I don't know if he has issues in the head or what XD He cannot differentiate between a lot of accents.


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 16 2013, 10:54 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 16 2013, 09:52 PM) *

I may "abort" my husband. He's talking in an english accent and trying to teach my son how to do that XD


And one wonders just what is wrong with speaking in an English accent, what?

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Yeah. A forum warning to Mrs. Liz might be in order, huh? wink.gif


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:03 PM
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Nah, I ain't that cruel.

Honest.

And I suspect some people would accuse me of butchering the English accent on a daily basis laugh.gif Put it this way, my accent becomes posher when i go visit my mother...
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post Mar 16 2013, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Mar 16 2013, 05:03 PM) *

Nah, I ain't that cruel.

Honest.

And I suspect some people would accuse me of butchering the English accent on a daily basis laugh.gif Put it this way, my accent becomes posher when i go visit my mother...

Speaking of accents, a customer came in with the most GORGEOUS accent I've ever heard. She asked me to help her and she was talking on her phone with her friend and I was like "Please talk some more. I want to marry your voice!" XD She had Rebel Wilson's type of accent, which I think is Australian.

There's a family from Nigeria that comes in every Sunday afternoon after church. I could listen to them talk all day as well!


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:41 PM
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Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 16 2013, 11:41 PM) *

Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP

You are?



Oh geez, someone give me a rock!


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:44 PM
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Yep, I am. *brandishes axe* What are your intentions with that rock, senior? Hehehe.


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 16 2013, 10:41 PM) *

Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP


You're safe, he said UNDER 16 wink.gif Apparantly your last birthday changed everything...
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post Mar 16 2013, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 16 2013, 10:41 PM) *
Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP

I despised you anyway.
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post Mar 16 2013, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 16 2013, 11:44 PM) *

Yep, I am. *brandishes axe* What are your intentions with that rock, senior? Hehehe.

My intentions?

Ah . . I miss Saturday morning cartoons.


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 16 2013, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 16 2013, 10:41 PM) *
Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP

I despised you anyway.

Good god, lol!!!!


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post Mar 16 2013, 11:58 PM
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*gasp* Mine heart breaks at such a hurtful confession


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post Mar 17 2013, 12:18 AM
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Ahhh, the love just emanates in this thread.


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post Mar 17 2013, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Mar 16 2013, 06:18 PM) *

Ahhh, the love just emanates in this thread.

Right??!!


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