Loving Jensa 2.0. She was always one of my favorite characters of yours.

WOO HOO! Jensa! I have missed her, other than Jerric and Darnand she is my fave Skyrim character of yours! She is very pretty, how did you get rid of the "Skyrim female scowl?" (AKA "The Lydia")




This post has been edited by mALX: Mar 24 2013, 02:09 PM

Eyebrows need to be high, lol

I know exactly what you mean! They all look like it's perpetually 'that time of the month'.

And sound it too. They sound more manly than the men. All except Serana, lol.

Maybe that's why she's so appealing? She's friendlier looking and acting, lol. The other ladies are all 'RRAAAAAWWWWWWR WHERE IS MAH CHOCOLATE??"

you all are cracking me up here!

The other ones act like they would punch out anyone they saw eating chocolate because it would show weakness.

I am not into that kind of tough women, all scowly and with a strident voice. I mean, sure it is cold in Skyrim, and you have to fight wild beasts - but you have to go home sometime and act like a girl.

I really like the women in Skyrim. The women in Cyrodiil had this whole...soft thing going on, lol. The idea of women kicking butt and taking names really appeals to me.

ROFL !!!

Why's that funny?! I'm so confused!! XD

Skyrim is the PMS Zone.

LMFAO!!!!

That is a Tennessee expression, lol.

*Sees a large group of women talking about female bodily functions, ducks out.*

It's a Texas expression too, lol

Pretty sure it is an internet expression.


Well to stay on topic, Aravi's making steady progress to a certain cave to do some Scroll reading. Just a couple of dragons slowing her down.

I heard that saying before I ever heard of the internet, lol

Oh you were talking about another expression. Oops.

And time for another extract from the diary of Terenna Calmenin.


Dear Diary

I was helpful today! Erandur said he needed somebody with my set of talents to help him solve the problem everyone in Dawnstar is supposed to be having with bad dreams; I wasn't getting any bad dreams myself, just my usual visions of fire and bloodshed that I see when I sleep, but apparently everyone else was and it gave them trouble sleeping, so they wanted it stopped. I don't blame them, and I usually get grumpy when I don't get much sleep either.

So we went to an old building called Nightcaller Temple. People there were sleeping, and when we woke them up they weren't nice so we had to make them sleep again. Some of them were mages like me and they all cast lightning spells at me, which hurt and made me sad, but then I sent fire back at them and it was alright because fire makes bad people go away. [Mustard's note: I hate lightning spells so damn much!]

Erandur wanted to destroy a staff in the temple, which had supposedly gave everyone in Dawnstar bad dreams, so we went down through the temple to destroy it. At one point I had to drink a potion that put me in a dream, and I saw some of Erandur's old friends during it, and I walked to the other side of a magical barrier and opened it from the inside. When we went down some more, and wemet Erandur's friends, only they didn't want to be friends any more so they started fighting. Boys can be so silly sometimes! All they should really do is pretend to be friends but then talk about them behind their back, as that way nobody gets directly killed as instead you drive them to suicide or an eating disorder!

Anyway, they were hard to kill and didn't want to die [Mustard's note: seriously, that fight was absolutely impossible; I'd already lost count of the amount of times Terenna had died at that point, and the only way I actually managed to complete it was to open the control console and switch God Mode] but they died soon, and then Erandur said itw as time to destroy the staff. He was about to, but then I heard a voice in my head telling me to kill him because he'd use the staff to kill me, so I did. You should always trust the voices you hear in your head. They only say good things and if you don't do what they say then they get angry and that's bad.

So now I have a shiny new staff that eats dreams and makes bad people go away. Forever. And it is good.