Yup, lol. The guardian of the underworld. Simply epic.

I will never, EVER, understand how a turd gets on a.toilet seat.

Some people just don't know how to treat public restrooms


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I CAN'T TAKE DRINKING GATORADE ANYMORE! IM SICK OF IT!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 28 2013, 02:10 AM

Intentionally?

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I feel sick

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 28 2013, 03:39 AM

Is it possible to hate your job, but appreciate you have one?

So I juet came back from shopping with my mother, and I picked up the yogurt which caught my eye back at the mall. I figured, "hey, I lack proper nutrients and vitamins; maybe this here PRUNE yogurt would fix me nice and propa!'

Yeah.

Problem was, it was PLAIN yogurt, which I just found out now when I took a spoonful.

Damn katakanas. Damn eyesight.

So I decided, 'Hey Kyle (moi reel neym, btw), you have Milk Tea! Why don't you pour some and mix yourself some good ol fashioned Tea Yogurt?'



So I DID.




Sh*t became sour. Reeeeaaal sour. Its more sour than a sweaty athlete's jockstrap during game practice in a hot summer day in damn Tripoli. Blegh...

GROSS lol

I find Rat Ragu WITH POWDERED DEER PENIS much more appealing than this gellatinous mass of brown-grey expression of 'BLEEEEEEGGGGGGH'.

But then again, I find anything appealing...


*puts on glasses*






If it appeals to me. Hehehehe!

You and that damn line, lol

I like being a smartass, what can I say? Next, I'd be wearing glasses and be an hippie, looking down my nose on all of you, telling your all mainstream. Haha!

My husband gets mad at me when I say "Well, BEFORE they got popular, I knew who they were!" and he goes ''HIPSTER!" and takes my glasses away. Or tries to. I usually end up biting him, lol

So in addition to punching people in the mouth, you now bite too! You'd make a fine Underground Pit fighter, and Ylenno would be more than happy to coach you!

So this movie I was watching that I told you earlier, I got some of the gist of it, and it turns out its a story about an 19th century pimp and his, err, working agent|love interest. Said pimp is quitedespicable.

You make me sound vicious lol!!

Baha! All without subtitles? XD

Yeah, CUZ I FEEL LIKE A BAWSS TODAY. I kinda got the hint when, y'know, the poor love interest did her, umm, work. With various old people wearing tophats and monocles. It was kinda... sad, in context. Poor girl.

Hey, out-of-topic, but ever wondered what it would feel like if you insulted random pedestrians from the safety of your house? I'm tempted to do that now, and I don't know why.

I've always wondered what would happened if I just randomly punched people in the face XD

Side note: My left arm REALLY hurts. i think I pulled something at work. It's all tingly and hurting. I think I'm going to bed >.>

So soon? Okay then, good night!

I feel better....ish. Watch me feel horrible later though, I think it's a pattern

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I found six bucks under my pillow

The tooth fairy is a blog overdue for this payment though

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Is my new sig too big. If it is i'll change it

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If you have a BB gun, always check if its loaded BEFORE you pull the trigger. Don't learn that the hard way

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Mar 28 2013, 02:03 PM

It's big (the gif *points at everyone*)...But, as you wish m'friend...

What the heck did you do with the gun?... ...

This post has been edited by McBadgere: Mar 28 2013, 02:12 PM