I'm going to assume you learned this the hard way?

My (late) Grandfather learned the hard way. He went from avid bird watcher to hunter with rocksalt in his shotgun. They are intelligent birds, and even though he was a tremendous shot could not hit them to save his life. They became angered by the sudden lack of peanuts and hostile actions of their host, and it was on.

The woodpeckers were winning the war until my Grandfather called in the heavy equipment: A large rubber snake was thrown up on the roof looking like it was interested in their nest, and another over the door to his house. After a few days of apparent inactivity by the snake, the woodpeckers were back, enraged by the trickery.

Next the "Orkin" man took a shot at it. Then some bird specialist. The woodpeckers saw this as the last act of a desperate man and holed in, mocking him with assaults on his house, swoop attacks and laughter when he emerged.

Woodpeckers are like goats, once you start against them, they never stop till they are the victor in the match.

EVIL BIRDS!!!!

I'm starting to agree with you. I'm still mad about that giant bird stealing my sandwich while I was in Africa

Don't make me come down to Florida and whip your butt for you! That is dangerous! Men posing as women is the least of your worries, how about murderers or people with diseases ready to help you off this planet the hard way. Take that good-looking face of yours and intelligent mind to the beach and pick up your women:

1. They are in bikinis so you can see if their knees are overly square or if they have an adams apple - and see that they have no hidden weapons.

2. See 1.


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This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 15 2013, 05:30 PM

mALX, I don't think he's actually meeting people, just looking at the ads. There are some funny ads on there.

Browsing to read the funny ads is fun, but if he is getting replies then he is contacting or posting an ad himself. I'm whipping his butt before some murderer gets him.





This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 15 2013, 05:35 PM

I didn't catch that.

He's probably just being controversially funny, DE is def a shank-puller with his jokes.

I've actually known two men who have met people off some Craigslist type thing though, both got robbed more than once, one barely got out with his life after some set-up scam by a mother and her daughter, who then stalked him. Those sites are danger waiting to happen.

I'm much less cranky than I was earlier. But still really cranky.

Wanna talk about it? Is this still about snuggles waking up?

Not just waking up. he would let me doze off for a little bit, then start kicking the crap out of me. When I put him in his bed, he would cry and scream bloody murder. when I took him out, he would let me doze for a bit, then start kicking again. all night. Not just kicking, though. Flailing, talking (In his sleep!) laughing, and pulling my hair. I've got a huge headache. Then when he woke up, I made him a sandwich and a sippy and put the baby gate so he wouldn't go downstairs and bother my husband. I ended up falling asleep on the bed and getting woken up by him jumping on my head. TEN MINUTES LATER.

So I'm up. And pretty angry at my husband right now.

I'm feeling uncharacteristically cranky myself today. Must be a pressure system running from Texas to Tennessee, lol.

-sigh- That just sucks. And your husband isn't doing anything. That's annoying

yes, it is! And this is EVERY TIME he has a night terror. I'M the one who deals with it. He gets to go downstairs and sleep peacefully. And then he gets sassy with me when I'm in a crappy mood.

And to get things straight, I'm NOT complaining about my son. It's his dad.

I'm sorry to hear that. You shouldn't be the only one dealing with your son's night terrors. Your husband should really help out more. You go through enough at work.


Is there anything I can do to attempt to brighten your mood. Corny joke perhaps?

Thanks for the verbal head-patting XD

I DO like your corny jokes!

You're welcome! -pats Liz's head-

Okay. A joke for you


How do scientists keep their breath fresh?







With experi-mints!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 15 2013, 06:41 PM

XD!!!!

Another one? I'm just trying to make ya feel a bit better