I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!

I stopped myself from saying what you're about to say via emoticons

Bahaha!!!

So that woman I've been trying to catch came in.again. I tried to catch her and she LEFT.

Wait, so this lady just comes on the store, insults you, then leaves?!

That's rude. I'm coming down there to help you ASAP

*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*

You're damn right about that mALX

"Oh CRAP! Not the I-10 loop around Houston again! How do I get off this thing?"





This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 16 2013, 01:34 AM

ROFL!!!

-KoB approaches random citizen- "Um....can I borrow your iPhone. I need to use the GPS"

ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*

-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"

*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*

-KoB waves at Liz- "Hi Liz, I solved your rude lady problem!"

*Kobby dusts off his hands* "I knew there was a reason I ate that weird sandwich my nephew made!"

That sandwich did come in handy after all!

-KoB returns to normal size, casually walks into store, and grabs a bag of Cheetos- "Hey Liz, can I buy these?"

*Gas trail followes Kobby like a chain-tail into Liz's store. Liz waves Kobby out*

"Take them. Man, what have you been eating?"

*shoplifter seeing this immediately passes gas, holding up a six-pack of Budweiser. Liz waves him out too.*





This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 16 2013, 01:54 AM

Jambo! Jambo guana! Habari gani, m'zuri sana! Kwaheri! Kwaheri Vizua, Kenya yetu, hakuna matata!

I forget what that means, it's in Swahili. It's a song stuck in my head, and I know the words, and I can't stop singing it!

I know Jambo means hello, Kwaheri means goodbye, and m'zuri sana means very good, lol

Oh, and hakuna matata means no worries, lol

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 16 2013, 02:15 AM

It's not what you think, those are Japanese ice cream cones!