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post Aug 19 2007, 06:01 PM
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These places get destroyed awful fast by you rowdy people... tongue.gif

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This is meant to be a place where you can talk about anything without having to stay on topic. Feel free to ask questions, to talk about the things in your life you like to share with your fellow-members. Or just step inside for a while, have a coffe and a good chat!
You may feel free to post whatever you like as long as it is within the rules of the forum.
But if the conversation degrades to spam, you will be treated as though you are spamming anywhere else on the forum. This is a thread where you can relax and talk about personal things, but it is not to be used as an excuse to make pointless posts.
Please help to keep this alive and well and a place where we can meet and share.
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We had intended the coffee shop to be a nice place where people could talk about their daily activities and such, kinda like the Lurkers Lair on the Official Forums.
It didn't quite turn out that way though, people have been taking advantage of their freedoms in here, there has been a lot of spamming and even some flaming. We will not tolerate that any longer.
So unfortunately we've had to decide to increase the rules for this thread. Of course the normal forum rules still apply, but we'll elaborate here.:
1. No spamming.
We consider double posting and posting posts with only a few words to be spam. If you do that your post will be deleter or moved, do it too often and you might receive a warning for it.
We also consider chit-chat spam. This forum has a special chat channel for chatting, you're welcome to go there, and chat with other members or with the staff as we're always there, doing it in here is not allowed.
The address to that chatroom is:
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And for assistence to use a chat like this, I recommend looking over this thread:
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Or contacting one of the Administrators.
2. No discussion of accounts or warnings.
There shall be no more discussion about members, about accounts, about how many warnings you've gotten or anything like that.
3. No trolling.
No posting of random nonsense, no posting of irrelevant things, no posting the same thing over and over just to get it noticed, no swearing or flaming.
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No discussion about religion or politics is to be had in these threads. If you want to discuss religion or politics, please do make another thread, or if another such thread already exists, please post in it.
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If you're unsure if something is fit to post here, it might be. Again best to ask a Global Moderator or Administrator.
If you're wondering how we think a Lair or the Coffee Shop should look like, what we do allow, then I recommend taking a look at the Lurkers Lair at the Official Forums.


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post Apr 16 2013, 12:06 AM
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Someone likes their cat . . .a little too much.

Japan is...a different kind of place.

She's tasting the cat for flavor.

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post Apr 16 2013, 12:21 AM
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I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.


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King Of Beasts
post Apr 16 2013, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 03:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.


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post Apr 16 2013, 12:52 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!


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post Apr 16 2013, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:52 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!


I stopped myself from saying what you're about to say via emoticons rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 16 2013, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 06:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:52 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!


I stopped myself from saying what you're about to say via emoticons rollinglaugh.gif

Bahaha!!!

So that woman I've been trying to catch came in.again. I tried to catch her and she LEFT.


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post Apr 16 2013, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:55 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 06:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:52 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!


I stopped myself from saying what you're about to say via emoticons rollinglaugh.gif

Bahaha!!!

So that woman I've been trying to catch came in.again. I tried to catch her and she LEFT.


Wait, so this lady just comes on the store, insults you, then leaves?!

That's rude. I'm coming down there to help you ASAP rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 16 2013, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 07:56 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:55 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 06:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 03:52 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!


I stopped myself from saying what you're about to say via emoticons rollinglaugh.gif

Bahaha!!!

So that woman I've been trying to catch came in.again. I tried to catch her and she LEFT.


Wait, so this lady just comes on the store, insults you, then leaves?!

That's rude. I'm coming down there to help you ASAP rollinglaugh.gif


*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*




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post Apr 16 2013, 01:03 AM
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*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*

You're damn right about that mALX rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 16 2013, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:03 PM) *

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*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*

You're damn right about that mALX rollinglaugh.gif




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"Oh CRAP! Not the I-10 loop around Houston again! How do I get off this thing?"





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post Apr 16 2013, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:31 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:03 PM) *

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*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*

You're damn right about that mALX rollinglaugh.gif




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"Oh CRAP! Not the I-10 loop around Houston again! How do I get off this thing?"


ROFL!!! rollinglaugh.gif

-KoB approaches random citizen- "Um....can I borrow your iPhone. I need to use the GPS"

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post Apr 16 2013, 01:35 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:33 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:31 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:03 PM) *

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*Kobby grows to giant proportions, turns green and rips shirt off. Jumps on C...er...pocket rocket and heads to Texas*

You're damn right about that mALX rollinglaugh.gif




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"Oh CRAP! Not the I-10 loop around Houston again! How do I get off this thing?"


ROFL!!! rollinglaugh.gif

-KoB approaches random citizen- "Um....can I borrow your iPhone. I need to use the GPS"

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*




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post Apr 16 2013, 01:37 AM
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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"


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post Apr 16 2013, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:37 PM) *

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"



*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*





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post Apr 16 2013, 01:41 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:37 PM) *

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"



*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*


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-KoB waves at Liz- "Hi Liz, I solved your rude lady problem!"


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post Apr 16 2013, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:41 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:37 PM) *

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"



*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*


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-KoB waves at Liz- "Hi Liz, I solved your rude lady problem!"



*Kobby dusts off his hands* "I knew there was a reason I ate that weird sandwich my nephew made!"






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post Apr 16 2013, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:44 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:41 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:37 PM) *

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"



*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*


rollinglaugh.gif

-KoB waves at Liz- "Hi Liz, I solved your rude lady problem!"



*Kobby dusts off his hands* "I knew there was a reason I ate that weird sandwich my nephew made!"


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That sandwich did come in handy after all!

-KoB returns to normal size, casually walks into store, and grabs a bag of Cheetos- "Hey Liz, can I buy these?"


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post Apr 16 2013, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:46 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:44 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:41 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 04:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 15 2013, 08:37 PM) *

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ROFL !!! *Citizen throws phone at Kobby, runs away screaming*


-KoB blinks- "Well that was rude, but thanks anyway!" -KoB attempts to use phone- "DAMN! My fingers are too big!"



*Kobby feels gas coming on. Rude women runs out of Liz's store just as Kobby releases it. She is blown away in a brown cloud*


rollinglaugh.gif

-KoB waves at Liz- "Hi Liz, I solved your rude lady problem!"



*Kobby dusts off his hands* "I knew there was a reason I ate that weird sandwich my nephew made!"


rollinglaugh.gif

That sandwich did come in handy after all!

-KoB returns to normal size, casually walks into store, and grabs a bag of Cheetos- "Hey Liz, can I buy these?"



*Gas trail followes Kobby like a chain-tail into Liz's store. Liz waves Kobby out*

"Take them. Man, what have you been eating?"

*shoplifter seeing this immediately passes gas, holding up a six-pack of Budweiser. Liz waves him out too.*





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post Apr 16 2013, 02:15 AM
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Jambo! Jambo guana! Habari gani, m'zuri sana! Kwaheri! Kwaheri Vizua, Kenya yetu, hakuna matata!

I forget what that means, it's in Swahili. It's a song stuck in my head, and I know the words, and I can't stop singing it! panic.gif

I know Jambo means hello, Kwaheri means goodbye, and m'zuri sana means very good, lol

Oh, and hakuna matata means no worries, lol

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post Apr 16 2013, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2013, 11:52 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 15 2013, 06:21 PM) *

I don't think that kid listened too well in the Sex Ed classes at school.

Yep. Wrong type of-

Bad Liz! Bad!!

It's not what you think, those are Japanese ice cream cones!


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