"I have an issue I want to engage with you on..."

*mALX tosses banana peel under Mustard's feet and gives him a light push, then runs away snickering*


Mustard: "What was I supposed to learn from that?"

mALX: "Learn, damn you!" *bops Mustard on head*


Here in Tennessee they call it the "Scared Straight" program.

This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 16 2013, 07:48 PM

I can't think of an immediate solution off the top of my head, but it would definitely not involve things that cause such upset to the parents, use up so much of a school's budget and generally bludgeon people over the head with "Drink driving ehs baaaaaaahd!!1!one!". Probably integrate it into an overall education program called something along the lines of 'Teenage lifestyles' giving a no-frills and no-glamour education on the effects of drinking and drug use, education on how to use contraception properly (because let's face it, they're teenagers. They're gonna have sex) and include the effects of drink-driving as part of that.

This is the education program we're talking about. When do they ever do any educating on real-life issues?

They would if it was headed up by an unbearably good-looking genius like myself.

Hahahahaha! I like your idea better anyhow, but it's like pulling teeth trying to change the curriculum.

That sounds like a good program, Elisabeth. In my home town they used to haul the wrecked cars to the high school where the kids were from. It was effective, but it only worked after someone had died.

It’s a shame that the calm, gentle discussions don’t get the point across. Every spring seems to bring another carload of dead teenagers around here. It’s devastating to the whole community when it happens.


Good luck with the job, mirocu!

Thanks, Grits

Like I said I´m yet not too worried about finding something else. I´m much more sad the company went down like it did, totally unnecessary

I have a headache.

That´s too bad Hope it goes away soon. Drink lots of water

*Slices Liz's head off*

Problem solved!

AND i lost ten pounds! Thanks, Mustard!!

Don't thank me, thank the innovative new treatment methods of Doctor Guillotine!

This message has been brought to you by The French Revolution ™

Thanks, Doctor!!

FINALLY. I'm home. I can get some rest

Guillotine - we've got the cutest little guillotine
It makes a cut that's really neat and keen
Sharp and clean
It never makes an error
It helps our reign of terror;

Guillotine - come to our court and you will see just what we mean
It is the bestest yet, it even beats Gillette, it's our little guillotine!

*sung to the tune of "Baby Face"


(All credit goes to Dick DeBartolo, Mad Magazine).




This post has been edited by mALX: Apr 16 2013, 08:42 PM

*Bangs saucepan with spoon next to KoB's head*

NO REEEEEST!! SPOON PAAAAAAN!!!!

Translation:

FINALLY. I´m home. AT LAST I CAN GET SOME FOOD AGAIN!!

Very funny







In a way, yes. Lol

AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH-yells in kob's ear-