Did I foil some kind of evil plan of yours?

No! Of course you didn´t! I... I never have evil plans. At all. Nope.

You're telling this to a evil mastermind. Niw you're a threat to my dominance so I have to......wait

Uh huh, sure Yiu don't make any evil plans

*runs off to create a Mini-Me*

Aw [censored].

I need another super villian partner.

Oh, behave!

Suuuure. I'll behave



Now to find another evil mastermind like myself!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 18 2013, 10:16 PM

Why? Can´t compete against me alone? Neither can I, that´s why I have a clone!

You have a clone.


QUICK! CALLING ALL EVIL MASTERMINDS! I ASK OF YOUR ASSISTANCE!

Army of mirocu´s! I call upon your service once more!

ALRIGHT! -approached random evil mastermind-

I require your assistance.

On the other hand, I have no time for this foolishness now. I´ll just go back to my hidden cave on my hidden island with all the hidden mines and laser traps around it. Not to mention all my henchmen in matching yellow overalls with white hard hats

You're dead, lol. I'm the best villain

I´m not dead. I´m just at home, coming up with a bigger plan involving my henchmen running around for no apparent reason and pressing buttons that don´t seem to do anything.

Take that every 70s Bond movie!

Lol.

Oh, I have an army alright. But I only use it when I need it, and I wouldn't consider this an emergency. Which is why.....Nevermind -KoB disappears in a cloud of black smoke-

And on that note, I´m off to bed. G´night, folks!

Get a good nights sleep while I plot your death

I mean....uh.....

I'm an innocent child

No sign of Penny,
Good
I would give anything not to have her see,

It's gonna get bloody
Head up, Billy Buddy
There's no time for mercy
Here goes no mercyyyyyyyy...

Go ahead!
Run away!
Say it was horrible.
Spread the word,
Tell a friend,
Tell them the tale.

Get a pic,
Do a blog,
Heroes are over with,
Look at him!
Not a word!
Hammer meet nail!

Then I win!
Then I get,
Everything I ever,
All the cash!
All the fame!
And social change.

Anarchy,
That I run,
It's doctor horrible's turn...
You people all have to learn!
This world is going to burn!
Burn!
Yeah it's two R's, H-O-R-R, yeah, right,
Burn!

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 18 2013, 11:29 PM

This appeared as a moral dilemma
Cus at first, it was weird that I
Swore to eliminate the worst of the plague
That devoured humanity
It was true
I was vague on the how
So how can it be that you
Have shown me the light?