Ah...the humble beard. The best food storage compartment since the can!

HE'S BACK I'M GONNA GO TOUCH HIS BEARD!

Well he's mad. He went to go get beer and some guy walked past him at the register and the cashier asked him if they were together. They both said no, and the cashier refused the sale. Didn't card either one of them. My husband just left.

I told him to pet his beard and he didn't think it was funny.

-sigh- that sucks

Yeah. Oh well. I got to pet his beard

HE LEFT

I CAN'T PET HIS BEARD

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO???

Use hair tonic to grow a beard and pet it.

If I had a beard...I'd style it. Just for the hell of it.

I tried to grow a beard once. It didn't look right

When we first started...oh my god, this story...his intellect really shines through in this one...

When we first started dating, I was at his house, you know, chilling and being his girlfriend and whatnot. all of a sudden, I turned to him and go "Hey, What do you look like without a beard?"

He said "Weird."

I said okay and dropped the subject. My husband goes "I'm gonna use the bathroom."

So I'm waiting...and waiting...and...waaaaiiiiting.

He comes out and goes "Hey, baby, look."

HE.

SHAVED.

HIS.

BEARD.

OFF.

I had to help him SHAVE OFF THE PATCHES THAT HE MISSED.

I was like "Dude! WHY would you shave your beard?!"

He said "You wanted to know what I looked like!!"

"I MEANT AN OLD PICTURE OR SOMETHIMG!!"

"Oh."



None of our friends would talk to him until he grew is beard back, which took about a month and a half or so. Oh my god..It was so funny.

This post has been edited by Elisabeth Hollow: Apr 19 2013, 07:03 AM

-KoB dies of laughter-

Dude, that story is priceless!

Wait, just wait XD

When I was pregnant, we went to the mall. Well, outside the mall is an outlet mall -eyeroll- with a Barnes and Nobles.

Well, I love books, so I go "Hey, let's go to Barnes and Nobles!"

He said, "No, I'm not hungry right now, and it sounds expensive."

"What?! What does that have to do with anything??"

"We're not going to go eat if it's just gonna be you."

"I...want...to go to a bookstore..."

"Wait...isn't Barnes and Nobles a restaurant?"

"Take me home."

He thought Barnes and Nobles was a Restaurant?

That one is just as good as the beard story! XD

I...ugh. I usually went for guys who were really smart, or really good looking, and could get them, but with him, idk. He's not rich, or booksmart, but I just adore him to death. He's so sweet and cuddly. My maaaaaan <3

That perfect person, lol.

That perfect JERK!

I told him to come give me a kiss, and he laughs and leaves.

LEAVES!

To a friend's house XD

Lol. He's just being a man

And I'll be a woman by getting him back later. When he least expects it.

-evil laughter-

I'm REALLY glad I'm not your enemy, lol