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mALX
post Apr 24 2013, 08:51 PM
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I mean, really. Two people leaving. Who's gonna cover for me?!

*mirocu steps forward to earn an easy buck*

Considering all the horror stories we've heard from Liz about her job, I don't think that there's going to be anything about that buck that's easy...

Speaking of horror stories...this woman came in with her three horrors. Boys. All under ten, all screeching and yelling and swiping things off the shelves. what did she do?

"Settle down, children." In the most deadpan voice I've ever heard.

AND SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY.


That sounds like me with my children anywhere we went. (Except they would have staged a food war with the swiped stuff). The stores around my house used to pray they could lock their doors when they saw me getting out of the car with my boys.


*mALX speaks in quiet voice* "You guys settle down, now."


The "deadpan" voice comes from living in the middle of what constitutes an F5 tornado 24/7 (raising three banshee boys).


But I will say this, they all grew up to be wonderful men anyone would be proud to be the mother of.




By the sound of it, I get the feeling that we would have got on just wonderfully if I had had to deal you and your children when they were younger, mALX. wink.gif



Wait, would you have had a weapon in your hands? (a.) and (b.) would it have been aimed at me or the boys? Lol. The main point is, you would like them NOW, lol.




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post Apr 24 2013, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 24 2013, 08:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 03:45 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 24 2013, 08:40 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:27 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 02:24 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 24 2013, 07:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 08:32 PM) *

I mean, really. Two people leaving. Who's gonna cover for me?!

*mirocu steps forward to earn an easy buck*

Considering all the horror stories we've heard from Liz about her job, I don't think that there's going to be anything about that buck that's easy...

Speaking of horror stories...this woman came in with her three horrors. Boys. All under ten, all screeching and yelling and swiping things off the shelves. what did she do?

"Settle down, children." In the most deadpan voice I've ever heard.

AND SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY.


That sounds like me with my children anywhere we went. (Except they would have staged a food war with the swiped stuff). The stores around my house used to pray they could lock their doors when they saw me getting out of the car with my boys.


*mALX speaks in quiet voice* "You guys settle down, now."


The "deadpan" voice comes from living in the middle of what constitutes an F5 tornado 24/7 (raising three banshee boys).


But I will say this, they all grew up to be wonderful men anyone would be proud to be the mother of.




By the sound of it, I get the feeling that we would have got on just wonderfully if I had had to deal you and your children when they were younger, mALX. wink.gif



Wait, would you have had a weapon in your hands? (a.) and (b.) would it have been aimed at me or the boys? Lol. The main point is, you would like them NOW, lol.



*Adopts melodramatic and badass look*

I would need no weapons in my hands. My weapons would be my hands!
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post Apr 24 2013, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 03:53 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 24 2013, 08:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 03:45 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 24 2013, 08:40 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:27 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 02:24 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 24 2013, 07:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 08:32 PM) *

I mean, really. Two people leaving. Who's gonna cover for me?!

*mirocu steps forward to earn an easy buck*

Considering all the horror stories we've heard from Liz about her job, I don't think that there's going to be anything about that buck that's easy...

Speaking of horror stories...this woman came in with her three horrors. Boys. All under ten, all screeching and yelling and swiping things off the shelves. what did she do?

"Settle down, children." In the most deadpan voice I've ever heard.

AND SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY.


That sounds like me with my children anywhere we went. (Except they would have staged a food war with the swiped stuff). The stores around my house used to pray they could lock their doors when they saw me getting out of the car with my boys.


*mALX speaks in quiet voice* "You guys settle down, now."


The "deadpan" voice comes from living in the middle of what constitutes an F5 tornado 24/7 (raising three banshee boys).


But I will say this, they all grew up to be wonderful men anyone would be proud to be the mother of.




By the sound of it, I get the feeling that we would have got on just wonderfully if I had had to deal you and your children when they were younger, mALX. wink.gif



Wait, would you have had a weapon in your hands? (a.) and (b.) would it have been aimed at me or the boys? Lol. The main point is, you would like them NOW, lol.



*Adopts melodramatic and badass look*

I would need no weapons in my hands. My weapons would be my hands!



Er...on me or my banshee boys? Lol.






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post Apr 24 2013, 08:59 PM
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I 'unno. Probably both, depending on my mood.
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post Apr 24 2013, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 24 2013, 03:59 PM) *

I 'unno. Probably both, depending on my mood.



*mALX turns into pit bull, assuming implied threat to her wild spawns*


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:14 PM
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Off to bed. Gnight peeps sleep.gif


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 24 2013, 12:14 PM) *

Off to bed. Gnight peeps sleep.gif


Goodnight birdie!


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:17 PM
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Mreow.

My boss and I are sitting outside waiting for the truck to come.


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 12:17 PM) *

Mreow.

My boss and I are sitting outside waiting for the truck to come.


Lol. It warm there?


I'm trying to snack on hamburger buns :rofl


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 03:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 12:17 PM) *

Mreow.

My boss and I are sitting outside waiting for the truck to come.


Lol. It warm there?


I'm trying to snack on hamburger buns :rofl

It's kind of cool outside. But apparently we got a trouble driver. Be ready for me to update with an injury lol. Well, besides the usual cuts and burns XD


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 12:20 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 03:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 12:17 PM) *

Mreow.

My boss and I are sitting outside waiting for the truck to come.


Lol. It warm there?


I'm trying to snack on hamburger buns :rofl

It's kind of cool outside. But apparently we got a trouble driver. Be ready for me to update with an injury lol. Well, besides the usual cuts and burns XD


Oh dear. Don't get hurt TOO badly rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 25 2013, 12:35 AM
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Man, that took forever.


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post Apr 25 2013, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:35 PM) *

Man, that took forever.


What did?


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 06:36 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:35 PM) *

Man, that took forever.


What did?

Truck. I gotta put sixty something boxes of toilet paper up before nine pm.


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 04:17 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 06:36 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:35 PM) *

Man, that took forever.


What did?

Truck. I gotta put sixty something boxes of toilet paper up before nine pm.


BLECH, lol. That's annoying


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 07:19 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 04:17 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 24 2013, 06:36 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 24 2013, 03:35 PM) *

Man, that took forever.


What did?

Truck. I gotta put sixty something boxes of toilet paper up before nine pm.


BLECH, lol. That's annoying

Yep. Yay workout!!


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:22 AM
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Are the boxes heavy?


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:30 AM
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Grope.

Someone mention workout? Woot!


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Apr 24 2013, 07:30 PM) *

Grope.

Someone mention workout? Woot!

Grope? XD who ya groping? I don't think KOB swings that way, dude! XD
Nah, they're not heavy, its just the repetition of up and down, left and right, and walking that tires me out. I hurt my shoulder earlier trying to be macho and carry three boxes of bleach.

But oh well. I like doing it. You can't tell though XD if I ate healthier yous be able to.


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post Apr 25 2013, 01:53 AM
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DE, we're buddies, but keep your hands to yourself! rollinglaugh.gif


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