Grope? XD who ya groping? I don't think KOB swings that way, dude! XD
Nah, they're not heavy, its just the repetition of up and down, left and right, and walking that tires me out. I hurt my shoulder earlier trying to be macho and carry three boxes of bleach.

But oh well. I like doing it. You can't tell though XD if I ate healthier yous be able to.

King of Beets, I like you but not that much . . .

Grope is my version of Mreow.

Eh, just do crossfit! Get toned, good-looking and strong . . .oh and that other word people use, what is it? Healthy!

I love it cause I get to do this in the mirror.

King of Beets, I like you but not that much . . .

I'll pass. It wouldn't be fair to everyone else if I was smart, funny, good looking AND had a killer body. The sacrifices I make for others.

Who says life is fair, huh?

My friend just called me. He threatened to throw a corn dog at me then hung up. I've got some strange friends

Nobody ever pays me in gum

Me neither. What's your favorite flavor of gum? Mine is spearmint.

Mine too!! And watermelon.

Watermelon is pretty good. I like buying those watermelon flavored gumballs from the gumball dispenser at the mall. The only downside? They're hard to chew, lol

I can't chew gum much cuz my jaw starts throbbing and my face swells a little. Same with other chewy stuff.

That's...concerning.

Is it? Oh.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.

Maybe it's an allergy of some kind?

I'm being dead serious, lol. Jaw problems run in my family, but I never really thought about that as an issue. TMJ runs in my family, but I've never been checked for it because I don't complain about anything like that. I mean, I COMPLAIN, but nothing ever gets done cuz I just really don't care.

Dude, check it out before it gets worse, lol

I will when I have time, lol

Okay. I wonder if its some kinda strange allergy.

I dunno. It's just chewy stuff, not really anything in particular. Like granola bars? Love 'em, but they hurt. I probably have TMJ and there's nothing you can do about it.