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Elisabeth Hollow
post May 9 2013, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 9 2013, 01:51 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ May 7 2013, 10:48 PM) *

I could really use a Bahama Mama.

Easy on the Bahama, heavy on the Mama biggrin.gif

I'm married, those days are over XD


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post May 9 2013, 01:50 PM
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I just finished an Language Arts test. I THINK I FAILED panic.gif


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post May 9 2013, 08:25 PM
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It is decided, then. I shall not grow a goatee (FYI, mALX, I meant this kind) and we shall all have cake to celebrate this. Except for DE, who shall get no cake for his ambiguous gif. No cake for you.
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post May 9 2013, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 03:25 PM) *

It is decided, then. I shall not grow a goatee (FYI, mALX, I meant this kind) and we shall all have cake to celebrate this. Except for DE, who shall get no cake for his ambiguous gif. No cake for you.



That guy does NOT have your eyes, he has to use a beard and moustache to keep from looking boring. You would be covering up a masterpiece with it.




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post May 9 2013, 09:37 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ May 9 2013, 09:34 PM) *
That guy does NOT have your eyes,

Everyone mentions the eyes. Everyone. Even people I've only just met mention them.

Bloody unnerving...
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post May 9 2013, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 04:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ May 9 2013, 09:34 PM) *
That guy does NOT have your eyes,

Everyone mentions the eyes. Everyone. Even people I've only just met mention them.

Bloody unnerving...



Your eyes are a stunning feature that should be showcased with a clean face so they can be seen from any distance or angle. A beard/moustache would detract from them, draw other's attention and focus away from them. If you have an asset, you don't hide it under a hairy bush. (use them to your best advantage = Stare down your enemies/opponents, inspire slavish devotion in your allies).




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post May 9 2013, 09:45 PM
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So Im back at the academy. Again. Shouldnt I be a fully trained agent by now? I mean Ive finished the damn thing 4 times and yet they keep insisting me to do the training course at UNATCO! panic.gif

Oh, well. An agents gotta do what an agents gotta do! biggrin.gif


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post May 9 2013, 09:51 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 9 2013, 09:45 PM) *
So Im back at the academy. Again. Shouldnt I be a fully trained agent by now? I mean Ive finished the damn thing 4 times and yet they keep insisting me to do the training course at UNATCO! panic.gif

Oh, well. An agents gotta do what an agents gotta do! biggrin.gif

I swear that that tutorial bit is skippable. I'm sure it is...

Edit: mALX, are you saying that I should become the Hypnotoad? Only I'm getting a pretty strong 'become the Hypnotoad' vibe from that post. tongue.gif


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post May 9 2013, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 10:51 PM) *

I swear that that tutorial bit is skippable. I'm sure it is...

It is, but I like it even though my last post insinuates that I dont wink.gif


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post May 9 2013, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 04:51 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ May 9 2013, 09:45 PM) *
So Im back at the academy. Again. Shouldnt I be a fully trained agent by now? I mean Ive finished the damn thing 4 times and yet they keep insisting me to do the training course at UNATCO! panic.gif

Oh, well. An agents gotta do what an agents gotta do! biggrin.gif

I swear that that tutorial bit is skippable. I'm sure it is...

Edit: mALX, are you saying that I should become the Hypnotoad? Only I'm getting a pretty strong 'become the Hypnotoad' vibe from that post. tongue.gif



Hold on, have to go look up 'Hypnotoad' ...




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post May 9 2013, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 9 2013, 09:55 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 10:51 PM) *

I swear that that tutorial bit is skippable. I'm sure it is...

It is, but I like it even though my last post insinuates that I dont wink.gif

Ah, right.

Out of interest, can you ever get past that robot at the end of the tutorial without being made into mincemeat. Only seeing as you can't die there and I always get shot by the damn thing, every time I try it I end up being forced to drag myself to the exit by making J.C. Denton drag himself there by waggling his chin.
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post May 9 2013, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 10:57 PM) *

Out of interest, can you ever get past that robot at the end of the tutorial without being made into mincemeat. Only seeing as you can't die there and I always get shot by the damn thing, every time I try it I end up being forced to drag myself to the exit by making J.C. Denton drag himself there by waggling his chin.

That robot is of no concern to me cool.gif Sometimes I destroy it but its more fun to sneak by, since thats what Deus Ex is to me anyway in terms of gameplay style.

But oh, boy. Another playthrough. Last one was in 2011 so its not that far away, I may still remember too many details. What have I gotten myself into? wacko.gif


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post May 9 2013, 10:08 PM
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"Hypnotoad is a toad-like creature that has large oscillating eyes that put anything that looks into them into a hypnotic trance, forcing them to do whatever the Hypnotoad wants. The toad also emits a droning hum.

Hypnotoad hypnotizes sheep into a pen at a pet contest and then hypnotizes the judges and the audience into awarding it first prize.

He is also known to hypnotize crew workers into committing suicide when interrupted."



Oh, most definitely that is exactly what I am saying!




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post May 9 2013, 10:10 PM
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Why did you just describe politicians and people reading the news? blink.gif


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post May 9 2013, 10:11 PM
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All glory to the hypnotoad
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post May 9 2013, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 05:11 PM) *




... .... ... "Must obey" ... ... ... "Must obey"


*mALX jumps out window (fortunately it was ground floor level)*





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post May 9 2013, 10:17 PM
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New plan; tattoos on my face pointing my at my eyes saying "Look at these things and be enchanted, bitch!"

Ladies gonna luuurve that! tongue.gif
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post May 9 2013, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 11:11 PM) *

*sound of pump action shotgun being loaded*


-Its time to kick frog and chew bubblegum. And Im all out of gum.


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post May 9 2013, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 05:17 PM) *

New plan; tattoos on my face pointing my at my eyes saying "Look at these things and be enchanted, bitch!"

Ladies gonna luuurve that! tongue.gif



No, female eyes would be drawn to the arrows, lol.




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post May 9 2013, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ May 9 2013, 10:22 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ May 9 2013, 05:17 PM) *

New plan; tattoos on my face pointing my at my eyes saying "Look at these things and be enchanted, bitch!"

Ladies gonna luuurve that! tongue.gif



No, female eyes would be drawn to the arrows, lol.



Goddammit, I thought that that would be perfect.

Also, Mirocu, you're of a Scandinavian persuasion; can you think of any good coastal place which would be a good place to hide an aircraft carrier in case of a nuclear war?
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