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We had intended the coffee shop to be a nice place where people could talk about their daily activities and such, kinda like the Lurkers Lair on the Official Forums.
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post May 16 2013, 12:47 AM
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There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S blink.gif

You watch River Monsters and never heard of the candiru?

It has adapted its fins into spines which unfold to... um hold it in place too.


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post May 16 2013, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ May 15 2013, 03:47 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 07:43 PM) *

There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S blink.gif

You watch River Monsters and never heard of the candiru?

It has adapted its fins into spines which unfold to... um hold it in place too.


Ouch. Nope. Staying outta the amazon.

I've heard of the fish before. I just didn't believe it existed. Until now. It's one scary catfish blink.gif


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post May 16 2013, 12:50 AM
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So now you can write that way on the go? Outstanding! I grinned at "holy crap it came" in lovely letters. biggrin.gif


Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick. goodjob.gif


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post May 16 2013, 12:51 AM
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QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM) *

Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick. goodjob.gif


Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon.


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post May 16 2013, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 07:43 PM) *

There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S blink.gif



"Er, hey Mister! Why is your private flopping around like a landed sturgeon?"





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post May 16 2013, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ May 15 2013, 04:01 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 07:43 PM) *

There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S blink.gif



"Er, hey Mister! Why is your private flopping around like a landed sturgeon?"


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I love river monsters. It's such an epic show! biggrin.gif


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post May 16 2013, 01:14 AM
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Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!

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post May 16 2013, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 04:14 PM) *

Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!

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Congrats dude! biggrin.gif


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post May 16 2013, 01:15 AM
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Seriously? I thought that was an urban myth!

I now know what this Death Ray was meant for...Destroy the Amazon....
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post May 16 2013, 01:18 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 15 2013, 04:15 PM) *

Seriously? I thought that was an urban myth!

I now know what this Death Ray was meant for...Destroy the Amazon....


Lol. No man should have to feel the pain of a fish swimming into his [censored]


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post May 16 2013, 01:18 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 16 2013, 12:51 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM) *

Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick. goodjob.gif


Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon.

The Canderu I told you about awhile back? That fish!?


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post May 16 2013, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 04:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 16 2013, 12:51 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM) *

Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick. goodjob.gif


Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon.

The Canderu I told you about awhile back? That fish!?


Yeah. That one. Not going to the amazon, lol


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post May 16 2013, 01:26 AM
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Wait, wait...no...it's a myth.

It's not small enough to enter the urethra of a male, and the one case of...the other gender's mishap, the Doctor was able to remove it with his bare hands by pushing forward and then twisting it around and pulling it out headfirst.

Plus, they *do* smell urea, but the force of typical human urination is too strong for the candiru to swim against, and they hunt primarily through visual tracking.

There's been stories, yes, and most unconfirmed. But try selling newpapers with boring headlines.

EDITED TO ADD:

Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.

EDIT 2: Just saw the River Monster Footage...get the Death Ray....

But apparently the fish wasn't 5-6 inches when first entered, but rather after gorging itself on his blood for 4-5 days.

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Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.


I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his.... kvleft.gif


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post May 16 2013, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:33 PM) *

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Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.


I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his.... kvleft.gif



Yeah, just saw it myself, and re-edited. Prepare the for the Annhilation of all life in Amazon...so terrible is this tragedy, even all memory of it must be wiped clean.

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post May 16 2013, 01:37 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 15 2013, 04:34 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:33 PM) *

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Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.


I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his.... kvleft.gif



Yeah, just saw it myself, and re-edited. Prepare the for the Annhilation of all life in Amazon...so terrible is this tragedy, even all memory of it must be wiped clean.


Lets get to that task then. Can't risk a fish violating my privacy.


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post May 16 2013, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:37 PM) *
Lets get to that task then. Can't risk a fish violating my privacy.






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(Ironically from Amazon.com....)

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 15 2013, 04:40 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:37 PM) *
Lets get to that task then. Can't risk a fish violating my privacy.






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(Ironically from Amazon.com....)


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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 08:14 PM) *

Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!

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WOO HOO! Congrats!




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post May 16 2013, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ May 16 2013, 01:53 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 08:14 PM) *

Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!

cool.gif



WOO HOO! Congrats!

Thanks. I have to work as a lifeguard in some place where millionaires live. Hell, there were yatchs and speed boats everywhere!


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