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| Wolfie |
Aug 19 2007, 06:01 PM
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From: Dublin, Ireland

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These places get destroyed awful fast by you rowdy people...  QUOTE(minque) This is meant to be a place where you can talk about anything without having to stay on topic. Feel free to ask questions, to talk about the things in your life you like to share with your fellow-members. Or just step inside for a while, have a coffe and a good chat! You may feel free to post whatever you like as long as it is within the rules of the forum. But if the conversation degrades to spam, you will be treated as though you are spamming anywhere else on the forum. This is a thread where you can relax and talk about personal things, but it is not to be used as an excuse to make pointless posts. Please help to keep this alive and well and a place where we can meet and share. Enjoy your stay here!!!
QUOTE(Alexander) We had intended the coffee shop to be a nice place where people could talk about their daily activities and such, kinda like the Lurkers Lair on the Official Forums. It didn't quite turn out that way though, people have been taking advantage of their freedoms in here, there has been a lot of spamming and even some flaming. We will not tolerate that any longer. So unfortunately we've had to decide to increase the rules for this thread. Of course the normal forum rules still apply, but we'll elaborate here.: 1. No spamming. We consider double posting and posting posts with only a few words to be spam. If you do that your post will be deleter or moved, do it too often and you might receive a warning for it. We also consider chit-chat spam. This forum has a special chat channel for chatting, you're welcome to go there, and chat with other members or with the staff as we're always there, doing it in here is not allowed. The address to that chatroom is: W4O chat And for assistence to use a chat like this, I recommend looking over this thread: http://chorrol.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=248Or contacting one of the Administrators. 2. No discussion of accounts or warnings. There shall be no more discussion about members, about accounts, about how many warnings you've gotten or anything like that. 3. No trolling. No posting of random nonsense, no posting of irrelevant things, no posting the same thing over and over just to get it noticed, no swearing or flaming. 4. No religion or politics. No discussion about religion or politics is to be had in these threads. If you want to discuss religion or politics, please do make another thread, or if another such thread already exists, please post in it. If you have a question about the rules of the forums, feel free to ask it to either a Global Moderator or an Administrator. If you're unsure if something is fit to post here, it might be. Again best to ask a Global Moderator or Administrator. If you're wondering how we think a Lair or the Coffee Shop should look like, what we do allow, then I recommend taking a look at the Lurkers Lair at the Official Forums.
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| treydog |
May 16 2013, 12:47 AM
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Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains

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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 07:43 PM)  There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S  You watch River Monsters and never heard of the candiru? It has adapted its fins into spines which unfold to... um hold it in place too.
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 12:49 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(treydog @ May 15 2013, 03:47 PM)  QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 07:43 PM)  There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S  You watch River Monsters and never heard of the candiru? It has adapted its fins into spines which unfold to... um hold it in place too. Ouch. Nope. Staying outta the amazon. I've heard of the fish before. I just didn't believe it existed. Until now. It's one scary catfish 
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 12:51 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM)  Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick.  Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon.
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 01:18 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 15 2013, 04:15 PM)  Seriously? I thought that was an urban myth!
I now know what this Death Ray was meant for...Destroy the Amazon....
Lol. No man should have to feel the pain of a fish swimming into his [censored]
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| Darkness Eternal |
May 16 2013, 01:18 AM
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Master

Joined: 10-June 11
From: Coldharbour

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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 16 2013, 12:51 AM)  QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM)  Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick.  Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon. The Canderu I told you about awhile back? That fish!?
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 01:20 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 04:18 PM)  QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 16 2013, 12:51 AM)  QUOTE(Grits @ May 15 2013, 03:50 PM)  Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick.  Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon. The Canderu I told you about awhile back? That fish!? Yeah. That one. Not going to the amazon, lol
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| Black Hand |
May 16 2013, 01:26 AM
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Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.

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Wait, wait...no...it's a myth.
It's not small enough to enter the urethra of a male, and the one case of...the other gender's mishap, the Doctor was able to remove it with his bare hands by pushing forward and then twisting it around and pulling it out headfirst.
Plus, they *do* smell urea, but the force of typical human urination is too strong for the candiru to swim against, and they hunt primarily through visual tracking.
There's been stories, yes, and most unconfirmed. But try selling newpapers with boring headlines.
EDITED TO ADD:
Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.
EDIT 2: Just saw the River Monster Footage...get the Death Ray....
But apparently the fish wasn't 5-6 inches when first entered, but rather after gorging itself on his blood for 4-5 days.
This post has been edited by Black Hand: May 16 2013, 01:33 AM
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 01:33 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
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QUOTE Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up. I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his.... 
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| Black Hand |
May 16 2013, 01:34 AM
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Master

Joined: 26-December 05
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:33 PM)  QUOTE Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up. I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his....  Yeah, just saw it myself, and re-edited. Prepare the for the Annhilation of all life in Amazon...so terrible is this tragedy, even all memory of it must be wiped clean. This post has been edited by Black Hand: May 16 2013, 01:35 AM
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| King Of Beasts |
May 16 2013, 01:37 AM
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Ancient

Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 15 2013, 04:34 PM)  QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ May 15 2013, 05:33 PM)  QUOTE Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up. I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his....  Yeah, just saw it myself, and re-edited. Prepare the for the Annhilation of all life in Amazon...so terrible is this tragedy, even all memory of it must be wiped clean. Lets get to that task then. Can't risk a fish violating my privacy.
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| Darkness Eternal |
May 16 2013, 01:59 AM
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Master

Joined: 10-June 11
From: Coldharbour

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QUOTE(mALX @ May 16 2013, 01:53 AM)  QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ May 15 2013, 08:14 PM)  Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!  WOO HOO! Congrats! Thanks. I have to work as a lifeguard in some place where millionaires live. Hell, there were yatchs and speed boats everywhere!
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And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed. I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.”
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