Yep. Most of the calls are pre-scheduled, so I can take my time with my Manuscript brand. But with the Pilot Plumix I can actually do it while taking a poor soul to the ER.

Most EMT's have a reputation (rightfully so, IME) of being brash meatheads with their heads stuck somewhere between their nether region and the 1950's, so when I approach the cranky ER nurse with attempting to be polite and giving the jist without trying to diagnose the condition, they're usually more taken aback by my light touch, than the patient's condition.

Once, I did have my fountain pen on me and was doing the run like that, and as we go to leave, I have her sign my run sheet forgetting all about the pen, she signs, looks at the pen, looks at my left hand and says point blank:

"Do me a favor, sweetie? Marry my daughter, please? Her Man's trash."

I did a double take and gave the sign for "Roll Tide". (Our slang for no need to pre-evaluate or checklist anything, just get the hell out of Dodge.

This post has been edited by Black Hand: May 16 2013, 02:01 AM

Well, I expect you to save that sweet little Lindsay Lohan if she is drowning while escaping that facility now!

I dont think it's necessary to save HER

I know you don't want to see my squirrely wrath or HAVE ME WRITE IN GIANT THREATENING LETTERS!

This post has been edited by mALX: May 16 2013, 02:47 AM

Okay, okay, calm down. Bit it's not NECESSARY to save LINDSEY LOHAN!

-bolts away snickering-

“Okay, that’s IT! Here comes my army of evil ducks!”

Good luck catching me!

-activates force field-

*Army of evil ducks makes a loud sound, shattering Kobby's force field*


"QUACK!"





This post has been edited by mALX: May 16 2013, 03:14 AM

No matter. I'm immortal! I can't die! -activates the stronger backup force field-

*Kobby was too late activating his stronger backup force field, mALX and army of evil ducks slipped past while he was making the evil grin of victory*




This post has been edited by mALX: May 16 2013, 03:19 AM

FUS RO DAH!

See? I have the power of the voice!

-activates extra backup force field-

*Army of evil ducks begins attacking Kobby. mALX ignores Kobby, slipping past him and goes to his house. By now she has grown to giant proportions and turned GREEN. She picks up Kobby's pocket rocket, ready to bend it into a horseshoe*

"BWAAHAAA! No one hurts that dear sweet little Lindsay Lohan!"

-laughed evilly as he presses self destruct button that will destroy his house-

Go ahead. Enjoy! -disappears into a cloud if thick, black smoke and teleports to secret evil lair-

*mALX grabs through the black smoke, latching onto Kobby's hoodie*


"GOTCHA! BWAAAHAAAA!"

-Kobby transforms into werewolf and gets into an epic fight with mALX-

I CANNOT DIE! -bites mALX's shoulder-

*mALX reveals the green coloring is really a coating of antifreeze. Kobby's werewolf is poisoned. He immediately goes blind and starts having weird hallucinations while feeling woozy. mALX sprays him with "Dog-Away" while he is incapacitated*


"I'll give you the antidote if you promise never again to wish harm on that dear sweet child Lindsay!"


*mALX holds the antidote up*

"Love Lindsay or else..."

-The real Kobby watched as his clone is poisoned-

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER! -Kobby disappears-

As much fun as it was to watch that person write, I think I enjoyed the music a little more.

I totally want to learn how to write like this now.

*Maxical comes to the rescue of mALX, transforming into her long dormant werewolf form...*

-watches the battle from secret hiding spot-