So, I slept for eleven hours last night. Yesterday was quite a day. But heres the part that Im here to report.
The Girl (age 13) spent the afternoon at the home of a boy who is now officially her first boyfriend. I can only imagine that what I used to think of as a playdate was actually a four-hour make out session. So in the car I got her to spill the details while I could watch the traffic and had a chance of keeping a poker face.
By the way, The Boy is a year and a half older than her and he never tells me ANYTHING about girls. I know which ones text him when he leaves his phone lying around (it comes up on the lock screen, I havent snooped yet). Now I know I should take the moms of all of the girls he even MENTIONS out to coffee/cocktails/a spa weekend, whatever it takes to get the juicy details out of them, because the girls moms hear it all and the boys moms are totally in the dark!
Anyway Ive had The Talk with her more than once, but this was the first time about a specific boys body parts in the what-went-where discussion. I gave her a defend the bases chat in the driveway, and then we went in to have the pizza that Mr. Grits ordered.
Now, Mr. Grits usually doesnt order the pizza, so this time there were all kinds of extras like soda, chicken wings, and dessert on the counter. Everyone fixed their plate. I popped open a 7-Up, poured some out, went straight to the liquor shelf and tipped a little bourbon into the can. Stuck a straw in and turned around to see my sweet family looking at me like this:

I guess theyve rarely seen me drinking a 7-Up. Sheesh.
Anyway this teenager thing might be more stressful than I expected.