Just ask me stuff!

I saw these threads on another forum and they seemed cool.

This post has been edited by ImperialSnob: Jun 19 2013, 08:03 AM

First question.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Second question -

"If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big and heavy the He Himself can't lift it?" - George Carlin.

Men are always right. Women just want to make us believe we´re not

If a tree silently falls on him, then yes, he was. (The Goddess hears everything)

How's being single, mirocu? XD

No,no one is right or wrong in life,because someones opinion is another's opinion,so to someone someone wrong is right.

Deep,I know.

In my experience, the people who beleive they need another person to be happy, are always thr most miserable. They need to remain single until they can learn to love, and live with themselves. Being together only works when a mutual respect is present.

Also, everyone knows that men are always factually correct, amd women always emotionally correct.

**Ducks**

And just so im not spamming: ImpSnob....*what*.....is your favorite color?

It was a joke, BH! But I agree with your sentiment about love and needing to be alone until you learn to love yourself.

And so I'm ALSO not spamming the thread, IS, what do you see here?

As was I...i swear that looks like a ballerina dancing in front of a hermaeous mora statue...

I'm not the only one who sees that? Thank god, I thought there was something wrong with me



And on topic:

ImpSnob, if you could have anything in the work, what would it be and why?

A women in a dress walking towards a rabbit with claws

What do you mean exactly?

Oops, sorry, I meant world. If you could have anything. Anything at all, what would it be, and why would you want it

The power to change peoples minds,Madrid won't sign Bale and Levy will actually give his club some money to buy a striker.

It looks like a stuffed lobster dinner from the "Red Lobster" restaurant (with a split tail and two "hush puppies") to me (although the claws could use a little more meat on them), lol.

** Darn waiter! I ordered the baked potato, not hush puppies!





This post has been edited by mALX: Jun 19 2013, 08:56 PM

What is the world's greatest accomplishment in your opinion?

If he says "Wrestling", I am abandoning this thread!

You can't ask him that question. He doesn't even know me!

This post has been edited by mALX: Jun 20 2013, 05:28 PM