Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
Minions are for the weak! Now what'cha *need* to get is an incompetent henchman with poor aim. Quite literally a dime a dozen, super cheap in bulk! You'll inconveniemce those protagonist-hero types for hours, leaving you free to finish up your plans that you revealed to them before leaving them alone in the Wal-Mart 'inescapable' trap.
And for the final feature, you can always take cover behind their mountain of corpses during the final shootout!