I dropped the F-bomb once in anger. My mother taught me what a hairbrush whipping one's butt feels like really quickly. That was the last time I tried that.




This post has been edited by mALX: Jul 19 2013, 12:23 AM

Er..that was in reference to something Liz said yesterday and DE said but edited before I could respond, lol.

My mom used the first thing she grabbed. Ever been whipped with a glass of water? Well, when she grabbed it it was just a plastic cup once she took the first swing XD

She got the belt after I laughed at her.

My dad used to belt me, lol. Ever been belted while shirtless? it's not fun.

He was there, I think.

I was. I still can't unread what I read...

You poor thing XD

No. I'm fine

-sniffles-

Girls get belted on their butts, so the shirt wouldn't matter. My mom only very rarely whipped us, I think I just shocked her into it by cursing. My dad - leather strap, and we had to pull our pants down and bend over for it. Either we wouldn't tell who was responsible or everyone would point the finger at the others. Either way, we all four ended up getting whipped at once almost every time.

- she started it...

Listen up kid,
Don't cry any longer
You're acting like you've bid
Farewell to your father

So stiffen up that lip
so we can take a trip
to a place where we scream
When we wanna eat ice cream!

Good god I suck XD

I don't care WHO started it, I'll finish it!!!





I'm so disappointed I stopped crying

Now I'M crying XD

Wait, I'm sorry!!!

Now hush little Lizzie,
Don't you cry,
Everything's gonna be alright,
I never meant to hurt you,
Please forgive me,
Kobby's here to apologize.

And if you ask me to,
Kobby's gonna buy you a chocolate cake,
Imma give you the world.
Imma buy brand new car for you,
Punch your old boss for you,
I'll do anything to see you smile...



And you think YOU'RE bad!!! XD

In fact, It's embarrassing XD

Oh well. Time to face the heat

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever written for me!!!!

Really?

*

A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear

Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie

Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

My Shangri-Las
I can't forget
Why you were mine
I need you now

Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill


*

OMG, Kobby, this is beautiful!

*Breathes in more paint fumes, reinforcing the hallucination that he is Bane, just because he's refinishing the place and is wearing a Gas Mask.*

Sees McBadgere and Impy getting into it. Hatches delusional scheme.

:Grabs Impy and puts him in cardboard box on roof, and then climbs onto roof with him.:

Grabs McB and returns to the roof, despite him having gone into the nearly omnipotent; ultimate Badger Form.

The Honey Badger.

The Honey McBadgere didn't care though. The Honey McBadgere didn't give a Taco Bell© burrito.

Bane still received many slashes and bites despite this.

Attaching a harness to himself, Bane looked over at McBadgere, as he suddenly saw a Helicopter attached to the other end.

"Calm Down, Badger! Now is not the time for beer!" Black Hand yelled over the helicopter rotor's noise.

:Black Hand punts ImpySnob over the roof, a whole three feet as this was a gnomes residence, and that was some *really* good Sherwin-Williams.:

"That comes later!" He said tugging on the line once, and the two took off through the air to the nearest pub.

ImpySnob emerged unscathed, and realizing while he may be Insanity's agent, he had just tangled with it's Masters.