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King Of Beasts
post Jul 25 2013, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 12:54 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:52 PM) *

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I just don't think she's that pretty laugh.gif

Because you don´t know her. Like I do biggrin.gif


Oh, whatever. This argument is invalid laugh.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:58 PM) *

Oh, whatever. This argument is invalid laugh.gif

Oh, but it´s true. If you know someone (in whatever way) and like her, chances are higher that you will think she´s prettier than another guy who doesn´t know her.


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:02 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 11:56 AM) *

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She's pretty. But I prefer redheads.

Naturally! laugh.gif

Hahaha! I'm just not into blondes!

You know what they say: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER sleep with a redhead! XD


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 07:02 PM) *

You know what they say: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER sleep with a redhead! XD

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post Jul 25 2013, 06:07 PM
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post Jul 25 2013, 06:08 PM
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I have to be back now sad.gif

All while no one wants to pay me for doing anything dry.gif

Have fun, Liz! happy.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:13 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 01:07 PM) *

I have to be back now sad.gif


Bye Liz verysad.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:22 PM
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Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though kvleft.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 01:22 PM) *

Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though kvleft.gif


It's cold over here, lol. And raining.


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 10:22 AM) *

Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though kvleft.gif



Don't you worry, child! Heaven's got a plan for that.

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post Jul 25 2013, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 25 2013, 07:25 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 10:22 AM) *

Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though kvleft.gif


Don't you worry, child! Heaven's got a plan for that.

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*A-haa! laugh.gif



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You should not have revealed your weakness! Now I know....now I know.

What, warmth? Everyone already knows that! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 06:59 PM
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post Jul 25 2013, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 07:46 AM) *

What the hell is wrong with you guys?!? rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif




When someone´s in a headlock, you´re supposed to nudge the noggin´! biggrin.gif
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Saw this girl I like today, but she was with her entire family so I didn´t want to ask for her number... kvleft.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 09:42 PM
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So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif


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post Jul 25 2013, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 03:42 PM) *

So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif

Haha!

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post Jul 26 2013, 04:54 AM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 03:42 PM) *

So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif

I don't know, that sounds exactly what you should say. Especially if they are male.


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post Jul 26 2013, 05:02 AM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM) *

So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif



What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?









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post Jul 26 2013, 05:41 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 25 2013, 11:02 PM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM) *

So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif



What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif ...off to the nipple room with a robot version of Annie Hall? ROFL!


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post Jul 26 2013, 05:44 AM
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QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Jul 26 2013, 12:41 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 25 2013, 11:02 PM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM) *

So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms. rolleyes.gif



What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif ...off to the nipple room with a robot version of Annie Hall? ROFL!



"Uh, I take it these are the women's dressing rooms?" (I wonder what they use to indicate the men's dressing rooms then?)

"Mommy, why does that giant loaf of bread have a hat on top?"




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post Jul 26 2013, 05:48 AM
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laugh.gif It was one of those stores with huge photos of near naked gorgeous young people that somehow are supposed to make me want to buy their clothes. Admittedly they do have nice fitting plain (and cheap) T shirts.

Also it smelled like crap in there. It always smells like too much perfume, but this time it smelled like perfume with a poo tucked into one of the fake plants.


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