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mALX |
Jul 29 2013, 11:17 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) This Great Oak is a solitary creature.
Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!
After 15 months, you're insane!!
And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.
This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.
*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here* "Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..." *mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows*
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mALX |
Jul 29 2013, 11:19 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 05:17 PM) I'm not nice when I'm hungry either. Lol SOMEONE TURN THE [censored] HEAT OFF Get in that shower this instant, or I will come over there green and with a hose! DO IT!
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King Of Beasts |
Jul 29 2013, 11:30 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 06:28 PM) I would very much like a nap. But if I nap, then I won't sleep tonight, lol
That sucks, lol. Take a half an hour nap.
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Black Hand |
Jul 29 2013, 11:44 PM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 03:17 PM) QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) This Great Oak is a solitary creature.
Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!
After 15 months, you're insane!!
And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.
This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.
*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here* "Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..." *mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows* This event. Shall. NOT. PASSSSSSS!!shift+1!!!!
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mALX |
Jul 29 2013, 11:54 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 06:44 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 03:17 PM) QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) This Great Oak is a solitary creature.
Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!
After 15 months, you're insane!!
And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.
This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.
*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here* "Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..." *mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows* This event. Shall. NOT. PASSSSSSS!!shift+1!!!! Drip...drip...drip... ... ... BWAAHAAAHAA! *insert maniacal laugh*
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Black Hand |
Jul 30 2013, 12:33 AM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 04:30 PM) Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"
Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"
Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"
LOL! Grits, mALX, D. Foxy....meet your match.
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Black Hand |
Jul 30 2013, 12:36 AM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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King Of Beasts |
Jul 30 2013, 12:42 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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I'm fine being your minion I just wish I had been informed earlier EDIT: And I get the joke now This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jul 30 2013, 12:47 AM
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Grits |
Jul 30 2013, 12:48 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 6-November 10
From: The Gold Coast
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mALX |
Jul 30 2013, 01:04 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 07:33 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 04:30 PM) Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"
Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"
Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"
LOL! Grits, mALX, D. Foxy....meet your match. Bethesda beat Liz to it in Oblivion: Mirabelle Monet, Proprietor of the FoCsle is sleeping with all 5 of her tenants. Her fave is Thurindil, that crazed Wood Elf. She admits openly that she only rents her rooms to " Seamen," but Thurindil is no seaman. What could she have meant? Also, speaking of 9 inches: In the basement of the the Gweden Farm you find Heinrich Oaken-Hull has left his clothing and family jewels. (Maxical didnt embarass him by returning them). The problem is, he is always at Mirabelle Monet's (or obviously at Gweden's Brothel) - yet tells his wife he is away at sea for nine month stints. (and she believes him! Obviously doesn't spend time on the docks, lol) Oaken-Hulls wife can be caught cheating on him with Enilroth, who works at Morvayns Peacemakers. In the Oaken-Hull house you can find a love letter to Enilroth (upstairs behind a table); or catch them in the act by going to the stables between 4-8 PM - when she meets Enilroth for their "roll in the hay." If you ask Mrs. Oaken Hull how she handles it with Heinrich being away at sea 9 months out of the year she answers "The nine console her." I wouldnt touch that line with a nine inch pole. * This post has been edited by mALX: Jul 30 2013, 01:05 AM
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