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Colonel Mustard
post Jul 29 2013, 07:54 PM
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In that case, you implode into a black hole.

Also, IT'S NEARLY 4AM, WHY AM I AWAKE AND WHY HAS MY BODY-CLOCK ADJUSTED SO THAT THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!
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ghastley
post Jul 29 2013, 08:08 PM
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and in some rare cases: An extruciatingly painful sudden death.

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jul 29 2013, 02:32 PM) *

That sounds....horrible.

I mean...what if you got ALL the side effects?

Then you'd only notice the last one ... briefly!


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Black Hand
post Jul 29 2013, 08:44 PM
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Perhaps I should explain to our overseas friends: in your countries its typically illegal for the pharmeceutical companies to advertise to the public. Herr in America, that is decidedly not the case. That is a parody of a typical commercial; or advert, here. Usually the side effects of the treatment are worse than the condition itself.
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post Jul 30 2013, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:22 PM) *

Do you wake up in the morning? Do you get tired at night? Do you feel sad when something sad happens?

Then Plomox may be right for you!! Ask your Doctor if plomox can help with this perfectly normal state of affairs.

Now Plomox isn't for everyone, and there are some side effects. Here to explain them is an attractive woman in a lab coat so you don't pay attention to them!

Plomox may cause any of the following:

Depression
Anal Leakage
High Blood Pressure
Prenatal Deformity
Kidney Failire
Liver Failure
Lupus
Bouts of Severe Pain,
followed by bouts of even more severe pain
Nerve Damage
Paralysis
Balding
Excessive Growth of Underarm Hair
and in some rare cases: An extruciatingly painful sudden death.

Ask your Doctor if Plomox is right for you!



Yes, do you ever sneeze, ruining your enjoyment of the beautiful outdoors? Ask your doctor if Plomox is right for you!

(pay no attention to the list of deadly and serious side effects scanning past your eyes so rapidly that not even your subconscious can grasp it; instead look at this beautiful woman rolling in the grassy field without sneezing!).





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post Jul 30 2013, 12:13 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPZG92iYE4

A short and comical jingle that contains everything. you need to know about brand name drug commercials.


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Black Hand
post Jul 30 2013, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 29 2013, 04:13 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPZG92iYE4

A short and comical jingle that contains everything. you need to know about brand name drug commercials.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQotqW-0tzs

I like this one, I shamelessly stole most of it!
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ThatSkyrimGuy
post Aug 1 2013, 02:58 AM
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Just getting to sit down after an eventful day at ThatSkyrimHousehold...ThatSkyrimWife was not feeling well last night, and felt worse this morning, but she went to work anyway. She called me at work two hours later asking that I leave work to take her to the doctor. 10 hours later, she is resting comfortably at Shelby Baptist minus her gall bladder. The surgery went fine and all is well, but man-o-man am I bushed!


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Aug 1 2013, 03:10 AM
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Whoa! Poor thing! (Both of you)

I hope she recovers good.


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post Aug 1 2013, 03:22 AM
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OOOoooohhhhh. Gall Bladder...painful.

Glad she's okay, rest well ThatSkyrimGuy.
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post Aug 1 2013, 03:56 AM
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A hearty "Get well soon" to Skyrimwife... indifferent.gif ...That could have been a better day for her... kvleft.gif ...
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post Aug 1 2013, 08:20 AM
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QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Jul 31 2013, 09:58 PM) *

Just getting to sit down after an eventful day at ThatSkyrimHousehold...ThatSkyrimWife was not feeling well last night, and felt worse this morning, but she went to work anyway. She called me at work two hours later asking that I leave work to take her to the doctor. 10 hours later, she is resting comfortably at Shelby Baptist minus her gall bladder. The surgery went fine and all is well, but man-o-man am I bushed!



I'm so sorry to hear that, she must have been in terrible pain! My best wishes for her to have a speedy recovery, I hope she feels well soon.






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post Aug 1 2013, 08:42 AM
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Hallo everyone! Just a quick check in to say that I've been so busy recently, but I should be posting some Lissa today, and hopefully once every few says from then.

Hope everybody is okay smile.gif


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post Aug 1 2013, 09:36 AM
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[quote name='Rihanae' date='Aug 1 2013, 07:42 AM' post='182270']
Hallo everyone! Just a quick check in to say that I've been so busy recently, but I should be posting some Lissa today, and hopefully once every few says from then.

Hope everybody is okay smile.gif
Glad to see you back. cool.gif

I understand being busy, it is difficult for me to get on sometimes for days at a time.


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post Aug 1 2013, 12:35 PM
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Skyguy, glad Skygirl is doing okay! That must have been scarry!

Rihanae, good to hear from you!


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post Aug 1 2013, 02:11 PM
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Eek! Our computers are updating. Which means price verification, exf, research, and planogram ties/drops can't be done.

That's 97% of my job. I have to do everything by hand until they get back up.


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King Of Beasts
post Aug 1 2013, 02:13 PM
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Damn Liz! That's gotta be annoying dry.gif




And SkyrimGuy, I'm glad your wife is alright. That's must've been a scare! ohmy.gif


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Aug 1 2013, 02:15 PM
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I will be totally fine, lol. I made less mistakes yesterday., which makes me feel better. But they cut my team's hours. SoIO have a three day weekend starting tomorrow.


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King Of Beasts
post Aug 1 2013, 02:16 PM
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Three day weekend?

Watcha gonna do on your weekend. Bet you're excited to sleep in late laugh.gif


Anyway, why'd they cut your team's hours? Because the updates?


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Aug 1 2013, 02:19 PM
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Each Target store has to donate "hours" to charity, meaning they use the money that would have went towards paying us and sending it to charity.

Our S.M. decided that the usual 10-15 hours wasn't enough, so he cut 60 hours. I'm losing 8.


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post Aug 1 2013, 02:20 PM
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Wow. That's a lot of hours cut...


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